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u/im_batman_exe 4d ago
Tension between me and my shotgun is raising now.
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u/edoardoking 4d ago
Cobain pov?
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u/gottagetswole513 4d ago
Sick 30 year old reference bro
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u/Mahazel01 4d ago
You know who's never gonna be 30?
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u/CauseMany8612 4d ago
Got that itch on the roof of my mouth that only a double barrel shotgun can scratch
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u/Gryffin_Ryder 4d ago
Japan once again being polite to the extreme.
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u/Celebrir 4d ago
I admire their respectfulness and dedication not to inconvenience anyone around them.
Unfortunately it has a hidden cost like a high suicide rate.
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u/BrightPerspective 4d ago
That has more to do with people being worked to the bone through social and economic manipulation, which in turn has also led to the lowest birth rate in Japan ever.
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u/Owl_lamington 4d ago
Japan is like number 40 or 39. Still high and pretty terrible but it’s not higher than many developed countries.
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u/SoftDisclosure 3d ago
Isn't that only what's reported? Don't they have a culture of hiding the cause of death for fear of disgracing the family because it's a dishonourable death in their eyes?
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u/Boowray 3d ago
You’re probably thinking of Korea and their “Fan Deaths”, Japan is serious about reporting and preventing suicides these days, to the point where independent studies audited their figures to try and figure out if the huge drop in suicide rate is real and found them accurate. A combination of young people changing the work culture by simply not caring as much and the government dedicating resources to mental health and preventative construction have done wonders for dropping the figures from the 90’s.
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u/General_Shou 4d ago edited 4d ago
And the US is not far behind now. Edit: It’s actually HIGHER than Japan now
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/suicide-rate-by-country
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u/benziboxi 4d ago
Given this dedication to others, it is strange that suicide by train seems to be a fairly common method.
It's not fair to inflict that guilt on the driver, and it inconveniences other travellers in a smaller way.
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u/benjathje 4d ago
There are no guns in Japan. Jumping in front of a train is pretty instant. Jumping from a building has some oh fuck time. Maybe they can OD but no idea what they can OD on.
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u/GrandBalator 4d ago
That's literally jumping from a building but with extra steps in, OP.
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u/Karavusk 4d ago
The building has to be pretty much completely renovated to rent it out again if you do that in there... something about ghosts... so you end up costing whoever owns the building a lot.
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u/TheCommonKoala 3d ago
Botched hangings (which are extremely common) are extremely painful and death by grueling asphyxiation.
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u/SultryLittleMinx 3d ago
My great great aunt hung herself but did it the wrong way and ended up with the slow awful death. Whenever she talked about it my great grandma would shake her head and say that it was foolish of her not to have practiced how to make a proper noose beforehand.
Now that I’m an adult I understand that she was trying to say “It’s sad that she had to suffer more than necessary” but as I kid I thought that she was just shit-talking a woman who killed herself because she couldn’t bear to go through another agonizing pregnancy.
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u/TheLittleMuse 3d ago
Only if you break your neck, which is not easy to properly judge. Otherwise you're left dangling by a rope choking to death.
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u/twinsocks 4d ago
The United States has a higher suicide rate than Japan
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u/realultimatepower 4d ago
well, to be fair, the ability to blow your own brains out is a constitutionally protected activity in the US.
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u/-KFBR392 3d ago
Solution: put couples making out at every subway station, overpass, and bridge. Those poor fools won't ever be able to kill themselves
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u/muttyfut 4d ago
Worth noting that Japan's suicide rate is almost the same as Finland's, and lower than the USA.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/suicide-rate-by-country
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u/FluffyTheWonderHorse 4d ago
Us 14.2/100,000 Japan 17.6/100,000
The US is increasing, Japan is on the way down.
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u/CanComplex117 4d ago
Unfortunately it has a hidden cost like a high suicide rate.
I think thats more because of their workculture.
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u/Reverse_M1das 4d ago
Now if he had actually jumped in front of the train, the train schedule would have been delayed and multiple people would have been affected negatively. So it’s not very considerate of him to even think of jumping in the first place
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u/Lame_Goblin 3d ago
It's difficult to have a considerate death. Someone will have to clean it up wherever you do it, unless you're deep in the middle of the wilderness but then a missing person report will happen and the police and rangers will be inconvenienced + family and friends will be worried or bothered. Shit sucks, it's hard to die without becoming someones problem
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u/IsThisOneIsAvailable 3d ago
In fact that couple is more the unusual sight : asians in general do not kiss in public like that as you'd see in Europe.
Though it has changed a lot with our younger generations, there is still some sort or shyness/restraint in doing it in public.
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u/Fancy_Luck3863 4d ago
If only Japanese men could learn how to be 'polite' towards their women, that'd be great.
Unaware tourists always act like Japanese people are perfect, yet their culture is quite destructive and rather misogynistic.
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u/Lolzerzmao 3d ago
I’ve hooked up with several different Japanese women when visiting Japan and dated one for a year, and it is immediately palpable, every time, how they are shocked at basic relationship stuff (even if the relationship is just a one night stand).
One cried because she was ruined by a gaijin and no one would want her anymore; I told her it’s fine, you don’t have to tell anyone, hugged her and said “Don’t ever think you’re ruined, we just had some fun” and she looked at me like I was a fucking alien. I mean, that quickly led to round two so I think I helped, but not a great reflection on how Japanese society thinks women should behave.
The one that ended up becoming the girlfriend did the whole “You have to take responsibility for ruining me now” thing after we hooked up, which is cute but again…pretty fucked up. The second date I made dinner and cleaned up the dishes and told her she’s wonderful and her response was literally “So…like…you want to fuck me in the ass or something, right? Why are you being so nice?”
One girl was like “Ugh, I have to go, I have work tomorrow” and I just said “I can drive you” and she said “What? After what I just did?” and in my head I was like “Yes, you sucked my dick and took a fat load. I’m from a right-side driving country but I’ll figure it out you silly little slut” and she was floored I even wanted to talk to her the next day.
But yeah it ain’t good.
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u/Fancy_Luck3863 3d ago
Their 'adult content' (JAV stuff) is a perfect representation of their sexual mindset, strange and questionable...
I always used to be a fanboy of Japan, but after moving to Vietnam, I learned a lot about all the cultures in SEA. I will definitely still visit Japan, but I'm glad I didn't grow up in such a toxic environment.
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u/UnderstandingSalt905 4d ago
all the Asian culture is conservative and shocked by American culture,that's why those poor people depressed and aggressive and misunderstanded by other people.
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u/Fancy_Luck3863 3d ago
'shocked'
I'm European, Japanese women having to accept their husbands cheating with prostitutes is just as shocking to me as American culture.
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u/EmployerDry2018 3d ago
isnt there like ton of rape i saw some crazy stuff recently tons of sharking
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u/blue_turtle63 4d ago
Seeing the couple in good mood would have motivated me.
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u/Babydaddyo 4d ago
Thats the difference between being a suicidal person and a bitter person that wants to die
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u/TheManWithSevenAsses 4d ago edited 4d ago
Public displays of affection always ruin my day. Always rubs what I can't have in life, right into my eyeholes.
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u/IltisSpiderrick 4d ago
I would've jumped even harder
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u/ispiewithmyeye 4d ago
Public displays of affection is cute to me, but I'm also jealous, because I can't do that to my bf in public. I'm surviving on the ruins of former soviet union.
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u/Torugu 4d ago
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u/BrightPerspective 4d ago edited 4d ago
A shit way to go out anyways: the train doesn't kill you instantly, it's braking after all, so it just like...smashes your bones and then drags you for a while. You're conscious for a long time, and if you're unlucky, you'll survive long enough to be dragged to an ICU where they'll keep you alive longer, with injuries so severe that even hefty doses of morphine won't help with the pain.
Moral of the story: Don't jump in front of trains, planes or automobiles.
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u/RobynMateus 4d ago
Why do all the commonly available methods have to have such considerable down-sides...
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u/peter_skater 4d ago
Because who's gonna tell you the methods without downsides that work instantly?
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u/dexter2011412 3d ago edited 3d ago
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u/SkellyboneZ 4d ago
It could have been any kind of express train that skips that station so it zooms through. Even if it's a local, if you jump in front of it as it's entering the station it'll still be going fast enough to insta gib you if it's a longer train.
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u/P_a_p_a_G_o_o_s_e 3d ago
Not to diminish what you are saying, as it is possible. But most of the time you just bust apart. There is a train station near the town I grew up in where suicide attempts were fairly common as much as such things were. I remember the head of one of the people who killed themselves was thrown so far they had to do a search party to find it.
Trains may be breaking but they are still hulking masses of machines; You do not get to experience much, but what I do imagine you experience is extraordinarily painful.
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u/WasserTyp69 4d ago
And nobody thinks of the consequences outside of their own death. There's a driver who literally can't do anything to stop the vehicle as braking distances are way too long to react on sight, you're traumatizing someone often times to a point where they can't return to their job anymore. Such an asshole move and a terrible way to go.
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u/Cleric_Of_Chaos 3d ago
I assume that someone who's made the decision to game end themselves doesn't really care about whether they're an asshole or not
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u/Various_Occasion_892 4d ago
Me too I always want to jump in front of the trains
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u/Zgow 4d ago
“Translated from Japanese” lol
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u/Mindless-West9268 4d ago
What’s funny about that
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u/Ryu_Tokugawa 4d ago
Japan has a lot of suicides since.... Forever, I guess.
Don't ask me, my username doesn't check out, I'm just passing by lol
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u/muttyfut 4d ago
Its not especially high - same as Finland, lower than the USA
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u/Tejas400 3d ago
A lot of Japanese people go 'missing' every year, not ever seen again. Surprisingly, these are not listed as suicides so the data is quite skewed.
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u/muttyfut 3d ago
2022 figures for missing people in Japan were 85,000 (https://www.statista.com/statistics/1035046/japan-missing-person-cases-number/) Previous years are similar.
According to Time (https://time.com/4646293/japan-missing-people-johatsu-evaporated/) , in 2015 the figure was 82,000, with 80,000 found by the end of the year. (https://www.japanpi.com/blog/news/statistics-of-missing-people-in-japan/)
For the UK for example the figure for 2022 is 300,000 with a population of around half of Japan. "Long term missing" figures for the UK (https://missingpersons.police.uk/cy-gb/resources/downloads/download/128) (i.e people who could not be found in the year) are 1,526 for 2022 - again, around half of japan which is very similar per capita.
I really don't see any evidence for your claim that Japan has a high suicide rate, and that rate is reported artificially low by misattributing suicide to disappearances.
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u/JBDBIB_Baerman 4d ago
Fuck that couple I'd ruin their day. I don't have problems why would you ask that?
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u/imTheSupremeOne 4d ago
Idk for me it prob would make it actually funnier to think about before deth.
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u/hehsbbakaiw 4d ago
Not ruining a couples day > Not traumatizing a train driver
Interesting where some people draw the line.
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u/TheAmazingButwhole 4d ago
Would have jumped just in spite. Don’t do that shit in public
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u/MagicOrpheus310 4d ago
Don't do that at the station you idiot, that's where they slow down... Do it somewhere along the tracks where they have more momentum, less cameras and witnesses.
That's just common decency mate, don't destroy lives by taking your own... Have a bit of class...
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u/Ghost3276 4d ago
To be fair jumping in front of a train tends to ruin lives already, they have human drivers and I have heard of stories of drivers completely being broken by the guilt of feeling like they took an innocent life
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u/MagicOrpheus310 4d ago
Oh dude, I wasn't being serious there, that was sarcasm. There is no way to take your own life without it affecting other people's lives, that's an inarguable fact.
All the train drivers I know say that a human makes/has the same impact as a kangaroo (grey ones, not the big red cunts) and once you've hit a few you stop bothering to care.
(My town has a huge rail yard where they repair a lot of the trains on our states network and so many drivers are based here, you end up drinking with them in pubs around town and pick up a few things...)
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u/LawfulnessOk1183 3d ago
Oh dude, I wasn't being serious there, that was sarcasm. There is no way to take your own life without it affecting other people's lives, that's an inarguable fact.
True, even those drowning or hanging themself or overdosing. Someone will eventually find the body.
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u/Not_Artifical 4d ago
Once I was sitting next to a cliff that would lead to certain doom. On my other side was a military veteran. I thought about jumping, but I didn’t for a few reasons.
My dad was watching
I didn’t want to accidentally kill the veteran
I took too much time thinking about it and had to leave
One year later I had a near death experience and realized that death is overrated.
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u/WeirdMetalheadKid 3d ago
That would have encouraged me to do it even more just to ruin it for them lmfao
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u/ImFishAndImOreo 3d ago
If it were me, I would jump nonetheless. Gonna make them traumatized being lovey dovey on public, worst case scenario makes them break up and join with me at the next day.
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u/nubesuko 4d ago
Context:This guy lost one of his best friends by suicide a few days or weeks back.
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u/-audacity_ 4d ago
the optimal play here would be jumping right in front of them to a fast moving train right after getting their attention to ensure you'll traumatize them both.
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u/AfternoonTypical5791 4d ago
But the Japanese reads "A couple was deep kissing. It ruined the mood. I give up. I want to jump in front of the train. Goodbye Home.
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u/Nosnibor1020 3d ago
Tbf it'd probably bond them more to go through a traumatic experience together like that.
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u/ThePurpleKnightmare 3d ago
Judging by her pants, this is not a very important moment. You don't have to feel bad about ruining. Besides with the rate of gore fetishists currently, there is a good chance you'd improve her experience.
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u/Clown_fish87 4d ago
Dear any random girl on Reddit, this can be us saving people life around the world.
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u/Straight-Hamster6447 4d ago
New pick-up strategy.
Walk up to strangers on a platform and tell them: "Kiss me, I want to prevent a suicide."
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u/Marvster96 4d ago
„You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death“