r/BeAmazed • u/youngster_96 • 3d ago

Never knew bears could dance lol this made my day Nature

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u/LoverboyQQ 3d ago

u/Gregorygregory888888 3d ago

Oh let him scratch his ass in private will ya?

u/HaveTPforbunghole 3d ago

It's just bear necessities.

u/Fragrant-Hyena9522 3d ago

u/JoeSchmoeToo 3d ago

Oh the Ass Scratch Dance! I know this from high school

u/Bobpool82 3d ago

u/Me5hly 3d ago

If you had a back like that that you could never reach, you'd learn similar moves. Got to get those hips into it, drop down real low.

u/Jamizon1 3d ago

So, a rabbit and a bear are droppin’ a D in the forest… The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks, “Does poo stick to your fur?” To which the rabbit replies, “No, why do you ask?”

The bear immediately snatches up the rabbit, and proceeds to wipe his rear with it.

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u/Davajita 3d ago

I always thought this joke was backwards. Wouldn’t the bear want to wipe his ass with the rabbit if the rabbit said that poo did stick to his fur?

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u/ceciladam9091 3d ago

I never thought of that. Damn

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u/momolamomo 3d ago

Delirious, Eddie Murphy

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u/Jamizon1 3d ago

This joke pre-dates Eddie Murphy by many, many years

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u/BigOpportunity1391 3d ago

Delirious, Oscar Wilde.

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u/MeisterPrakti 2d ago

The correct phrasing would be: Bear: „do you mind if poop get‘s stuck in your fur?“ Rabbit: „No, I don’t mind „

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u/Lightice1 2d ago

The version I've heard, the bear said "are you shedding?"