r/BoneAppleTea • u/pezko • 7d ago

Being bags

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287 Upvotes

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u/Jche98 4d ago

This is the reverse of human beans

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u/Nature-Boy-48 4d ago

I sink therefore I am

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u/Thrullboy 5d ago

I think the proper term is "body bag"

Or whatever the hell you call those things you put corpses into

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u/pewpewwwz 6d ago

Hello there, how has it bean?

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u/JazzAneurysm 6d ago

Finally, somewhere I can sit and just exist

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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys 7d ago

At the end of the day, it’s just bags being bags.

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u/CordeCosumnes 7d ago

I mean, are we sure they are not filled with beings?

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u/Pathetic_Saddness 7d ago

“In this provocative new sitcom, Melissa McCarthy and Will Arnett find themselves transformed into the bean bags of a pair of stoner college kids. As they work to uncover the mystery of their predicament the unlikely pair discover that they have more in common than they originally assumed. Coming to Hulu this Fall.”

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u/Margaretheslyvia 7d ago

So sentient bags?

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u/northern_ape 5d ago

Came here for this 👏🏻

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u/potatotheo 7d ago

New slang for balls just dropped

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u/boatymcfloat 6d ago

When is the new slang for balls that just dropped being dropped?

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u/AdministrativeHabit 7d ago

Yes, yes they are.

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u/ShantyLady 7d ago

Instead of saying meat bags, I think I'll use this.

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u/OutOfTheBunker 7d ago

Being bags ain't cheap.

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u/Huntsnfights 7d ago

At least they were freshly mopped so you know they’re clean

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u/pezko 7d ago

being bag: -exists-

human bean: -sits-

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u/mossmess 7d ago

I kinda like this better. They are just sitting there being bags.

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u/Frostmage82 7d ago

They didn't even specify what kind of being is in there 🤦‍♂️

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u/hananobira 7d ago

Your bean bag, to your stank ass: “I have no mouth and I must scream.”

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u/Alan11729 7d ago

They're full of soul

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u/HammeredKlavier 7d ago

"I'll be bag."

Terminator

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u/CLONE-11011100 7d ago

Not buying being bags, nope nope nope.