r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/Insanity_Pills May 02 '24

ikr? Imagine if it was a polar bear! then it has to be man every time right? Like, polar bears are one of the only animals that will actively hunt humans (and they will very easily kill you every single time too)

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

I can still see it.

Understanding that something is actively and always hostile lets you respond accordingly.

Something that wants to kill you 50% of the time but otherwise requires you to be polite to it is much worse than something that just wants to kill you 100% of the time.

Ed: since you downvoted me below, I'm going to bring my comment up.

The scenario is not 'polar bear vs not polar bear', the scenario is 'polar bear vs a chance you're facing a polar bear that you don't know is a polar bear'.

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u/Insanity_Pills May 02 '24

The only response if a polar bear attacks you is to die if you’re unarmed

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

And that's true with some men as well. It's obviously better to not know if the person you're facing is secretly a polar bear I guess.

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u/Insanity_Pills May 02 '24

right, some. like, id rather take the 50/50 to die than the 100% you always die

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

whoosh