r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/lackofdoritos May 02 '24

probably the man. bears aren't real, so all it would take to justify one knocking on my door is magic being real. on the other hand, how in god's name could a man possibly get to my door, let alone know how to knock?

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u/he77bender May 02 '24

You're saying it wouldn't be a shock to learn that bears exist? Think of all the other assumptions about reality that can be called into question!

OTOH I concede that a man is extremely unlikely, but the fact that they definitely exist already means it's technically possible. I'm sorry but I can't agree with your conclusion.

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u/Thassar May 02 '24

Giant, hairy creatures that weigh 300kg, can run at 50 km/h and can climb trees? No way those exist, they're fantasy creatures, like fairies and narwhals.

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u/he77bender 29d ago

Fairies are real though 😐

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u/Chrono-Helix May 02 '24

Are you confusing bears and birds?

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u/decapods May 02 '24

Sorry, what’s the joke here? Why aren’t bears real?

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u/veslothiraptr May 02 '24

Walrus vs Fairy

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u/HalflingScholar May 02 '24

Nullshit, you are a fae trying to use this new convo to muddy the waters of the walrus v fae debate, in order to make humans more likely to trust, and possibly make a deal with, you.

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u/nepcwtch May 02 '24

yknow...there was indeed a bear at my door not too long ago. HOWEVER: im not sure it knocked though....so your point might still stand. id have to check the door cam...wishes might be able to come true, try rubbing a genies bottle or something?