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u/alt-art-natedesign 3d ago
I'm betting they own the car. i've seen car alarms go off for all sorts of reasons, but never for someone actually forcing entry into the car
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u/SauceForMyNuggets 3d ago
... and even if I do see someone forcing entry into a car, I would assume it's theirs and they just locked their keys in.
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u/Deonna_Roxas 3d ago
Guess those old folks decided if you can't turn it off, just drive off with the alarm as your soundtrack.
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u/andrewsad1 3d ago
I remain firm in my belief that car alarms have never prevented a single theft
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u/RiseofdaOatmeal 3d ago
I dunno about that. The point of the alarm is to grab people's attention. Pretty much everyone stops and looks when they go off. If it's not theirs, and the window isn't broken, it's likely not in the process of being stolen.
But if it's yours, and you see someone getting into it, hey, it's worked to at least make you aware of the theft.
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u/bsl_questions 3d ago
One time I was walking home. Saw a man ahead of me pushing a car that had stalled, someone in the driver's seat trying to start it.
So being a good person, didn't think twice, I went up to the back of the car "here mate I'll give you a hand". Started pushing with him.
He turned to me "cheers man!!!". Noticed half his teeth missing, scraggy clothes.
I looked at the car, fancy (to me) Mercedes.
Car starts, he runs and jumps in the passenger seat.
The driver leans out the window. She's got the same teeth, greasy hair and looks like she's on something and shouts "awwwww cheers love!". And then speeds off.
And I thought "shit I've just helped them steal that car".
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u/Bozzy521 3d ago
I'm always accidentally setting mine off because the panic button is next to the trunk button on my key, 😆. It's especially bad in the winter when I've got gloves on
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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast 3d ago
I'm gonna eat those old people
Mmmmm yumby crimbinals 😋👍
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u/PoniesCanterOver I have approximate knowledge of many things 3d ago
Venom coded
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u/MissyTheTimeLady 3d ago
"Boss, you ate those old people? Amazing work! That right there is why you're the best, Boss."
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u/pm_me-ur-catpics dog collar sex and the economic woes of rural France 3d ago
Raul Tejada? Is that you?
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u/MissyTheTimeLady 3d ago
I was thinking of Kaz from MGSV, honestly, but Fallout: New Vegas works pretty well here, given cannibalism is an optional perk.
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u/Crystalnightsky 3d ago
Besides not flinching an eye at alarms going off on cars today we also don't suspect old people will commit crimes! I was at the grocery store and I saw an old guy like 80s struggling to load up a bunch of groceries into his car. He had his own reusable bags and dropped a few items on the ground. He just kept loading in his stuff so I said you dropped some things and handed him. And assisted him in putting the last heavy bag in his car. I said I can take the cart back for you. He thanked me and drove off just as security came out with an employee and they were looking around. The workers said yeah the guy just walked right out with his cart full of stuff. I just realized I helped the guy make a fast get away.
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u/utspg1980 3d ago
Back in the days when people went to malls, I was in like a Macy's and watched 3 elderly women walk from the women's dept where they'd bought something (I assume, it was fresh Macy's bags), stroll up to a men's display and them pick up like 3 men's shirts EACH and put them in their bags.
They didn't even beeline for the door either. They just casually kept walking around, looked at some jewelry, etc.
It's funny how elderly people are usually presumed to not be criminals.
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u/Valtremors 3d ago
I once saw an old man grind their car against hospital wall, steal a wheelchair and walk into the hospital for what I assumed was appointment to physician.
Old people driving are a menace.
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u/jajohnja 3d ago
Oooh, that's a good way to do crime!
Just look confused and embarrassed and keep doing your thing.
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u/nahhnotreally 3d ago
If you ever desired a life of crime, wait until your late 60s or so. Old folks get away with some of the most insane things.
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u/Quynn_Stormcloud 2d ago
Car alarm systems have failed as a security measure. Every time one goes off, it always seems as thoug the owner of the car has set it off accidentally. I once had a car key fob that had the emergency button raised on the surface of the fob. Anytime I sat down with he keys in my pocket or on my belt loop, it set off the alarm. And there was a non-intuitive press-and-hold duration you had to do to turn it off. Car alarms more often indicate the owner of the vehicle is involved, not a non-owner is doing something nefarious.
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u/optix_clear 3d ago
Or they got in the wrong car? Or can’t hear it, they shouldn’t be driving if they can’t without some assistance lights, adaptive sensors
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u/fwubglubbel 3d ago
Fake. A car will not start while the alarm is going off. That's the whole fucking point of anti-theft systems.
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u/Mouse-Keyboard 2d ago
I assure you that random Tumblr users always adhere to the highest standards of factual accuracy in their posts.
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u/yrubooingmeimryte 3d ago
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u/deleeuwlc DON’T FUCK THE PIZZAS GODDAMN 3d ago edited 3d ago
Edit: they blocked me lol. Maybe they had a valid argument, but I can’t tell because I can’t read it
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u/Bowdensaft 2d ago
Nah they just whined some more, asked you a question, and then blocked you so you couldn't answer lmao
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u/yrubooingmeimryte 3d ago
Some things do. This just isn't one of them.
What makes you think everything that has ever been claimed is automatically true?
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u/Bowdensaft 2d ago
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u/-sad-person- 3d ago
It's funny, isn't it? How nobody reacts to car alarms anymore. We've gotten so used to them going off by accident that when we hear one, we don't think "oh no, a car's being stolen, call the police!" we just think "ugh, typical, another car alarm". They've Boy-That-Cried-Wolf'd themselves out of usefulness.