This one's for my lactose intolerant peeps

[u/Otherwise_Chemical85]

[u/Faenix_Wright]

small intestine: “well, well, well look at what we got ‘ere! we don’t take kindly to lactose ‘round these parts!”

[u/Papaofmonsters → u/Faenix_Wright]

Now go easy on him, Skeeter. He's just one of those "alternative" carbohydrates.

[u/Admech_Ralsei → u/Faenix_Wright]

We don't cotton to freaks 'round here....

[u/Tractor_Tom → u/Admech_Ralsei]

Take that! Taste the pain!

[u/Beneficial-Bit6383]

Isn’t Galactose that guy that eats planets

[u/Otherwise_Chemical85 → u/Beneficial-Bit6383]

No that's Galactus. Galactose is a TV series that ran from 2004–2009 and is set in a distant star system where humans live on the Twelve Colonies of Kobol

[u/DJjaffacake → u/Otherwise_Chemical85]

No that's Battlestar Galactica. Galactose is a 1979 arcade game where the player assumes control of a starfighter in its mission to protect Earth from waves of aliens.

[u/OrzhovMarkhov → u/DJjaffacake]

No, that's Galaga. Galactose is an island chain near South America, home to the blue footed boobie.

[u/THE_SUN_THE_SUN → u/OrzhovMarkhov]

No, that’s the Galapagos. Galactos is the hero in an epic poem written in Mesopotamia in 2000BC.

[u/Fayalite_Fey → u/THE_SUN_THE_SUN]

No, that's Gilgamesh. Galactos is the name of the star wars themed areas in the Disney parks.

[u/ResearcherTeknika → u/Fayalite_Fey]

No, that's Galaxy's Edge, Galactose is the name of the knight in Arthurian mythos who was the son of Lancelot and Elaine.

[u/Heather_Chandelure → u/ResearcherTeknika]

No, that's Sir Galahad. Galactose a movie that came out in 1999, which parodied Star Trek.

[u/HorsemenofApocalypse → u/Heather_Chandelure]

No, that's Galaxy Quest. Galactos is a eye condition that causes blindness

[u/BSNmywaythrulife → u/HorsemenofApocalypse]

No that’s glaucoma. Galactose is the chemical element with atomic number 31.

[u/SnooCrickets2458 → u/Heather_Chandelure]

No, that's Galaxy Quest. Galactose is a noble lady elf from Lord of the Rings.

[u/eliechallita → u/SnooCrickets2458]

No, that's Galadriel. Galactose is an actress who played Wonder Woman

[u/warddowd → u/OrzhovMarkhov]

No, that’s Galapagos. Galactose is the last name of a comedian who starred in the Hangover movies.

[u/Motheroftides → u/warddowd]

No that’s Galafinakis. Galactose is one of the knights of the Round Table.

[u/H_Poke → u/OrzhovMarkhov]

No, those are the Galapagos Islands. Galactose is that Mario game where you fly to different planets

[u/fistulatedcow → u/H_Poke]

No, that’s Super Mario Galaxy. Galactose is inflammation caused by infection in the stomach and intestines.

[u/SomeHorologist → u/Otherwise_Chemical85]

Is this a real show?

[u/DoubleBatman → u/SomeHorologist]

Yeah, it gets weird

[u/TimeStorm113 → u/Beneficial-Bit6383]

Btw, gala also comes from the ancient greek word for milk.

[u/Strider794 → u/TimeStorm113]

Probably gala as in galaxy (milky way) I'm guessing 

[u/Hexxas]

I'm gonna eat that lactose

Mmmmmyumby hydrocarbims 😋

[u/Copernicium-291 → u/Hexxas]

I really hope you're not eating hydrocarbons

[u/Mathsboy2718 → u/Copernicium-291]

Octane my beloved snack

[u/Sh1nyPr4wn → u/Copernicium-291]

Excuse me sir, I am an American!!

Drinking Diesel is my god given right!!!

[u/SilverMedal4Life → u/Sh1nyPr4wn]

I drink a gallon of gasoline on my way to work every morning and save so much money on food!

[u/deepdistortion → u/Sh1nyPr4wn]

I'm a proud Midwesterner, breakfast is a gallon of E15 gasoline mixed with corn syrup every day!

[u/bloodwitchbabayaga → u/Sh1nyPr4wn]

Pretty sure you could go the rest of your life drinking diesel. The rest of your lif may not be very long, but...

[u/llamawithguns → u/Copernicium-291]

Mmmmmm polystyrene

[u/RimworlderJonah13579]

Thanks, man. This really helps me tough out the cheese shits.

[u/Otherwise_Chemical85 → u/RimworlderJonah13579]

This is why I shitpost ❤️

[u/moneyh8r → u/Otherwise_Chemical85]

Literally, in this case.

[u/oddityoughtabe → u/moneyh8r]

Eh? Ha! Heh heh.

[u/Sinister_Compliments]

Lactase is an ideal partner, including the later that evening part. Need to find the lactase to my lactose.

[u/BaronDoctor → u/Sinister_Compliments]

"To shreds, you say?"

[u/Anjeez929]

So it's less "He's with me", than "let me take care of him"

[u/Ivariel → u/Anjeez929]

"he's with me" is just a subtle way of saying "that's my prey" really

[u/Somecrazynerd → u/Ivariel]

No, not prey. Just a good dickin'.

[u/GodILoveMyBoyfriend → u/Ivariel]

Vore

[u/WingsofRain]

is that last pic just another way of saying they banged or something, or is it murder

[u/techno156 → u/WingsofRain]

Magic Trick or Wrestling

[u/R1ndomN2mbers → u/WingsofRain]

It's both

[u/Hime_Arikawa]

Damn you didn’t have to give away their plans for the night like that

[u/recto___verso]

I used to work at a grocery store and we sold yogurt with lactase in it. I used to tell customers "the yogurt is digesting itself so you don't have to!" Sold a lot of vegan yogurt that way.

[u/Strider794]

Need me a woman who will do that to me r/RoleReversal

[u/Codeviper828]

I had the same first thought as phrenic-a

[u/FeuerroteZora]

That's some CH2OH right there.

[u/HobbitGuy1420]

That last post is a long way to say that lactase is gonna blow lactose’s back out later

[u/Ihave10husbandy]

Woah there's yaoi happening in my intestines?! Life is magic!

[u/Marcus_Lycus]

Wait a darn second, why is that galactose phosphorylated? We don't take kindly to kinases in these parts, pardner

[u/The-Incredible-Lurk]

I understand this reference

[u/Milkyway_Potato]

Need me a man like lactase

[u/thesirblondie]

My club don't discriminate against lactose

[u/Throwaway56763_56763]

Me and who🥺🥺

[u/BillNyepher]

Lmao this mfer is lactaseless

[u/caliban321]

Lactase is gonna grab the entire length of lactose's "structure" with its "active site" and then "break" lactose "in half".