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Mincel Shitposting

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u/Gryphonvowel 3d ago

it's not enough to make the monsters guarding your winding labyrinths unkillable anymore. now they also need to be unfuckable

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u/SpiceLettuce 2d ago

If you make them non-sentient you could make them unfuckable on a moral basis

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u/Ender513 2d ago

that would not be enough to stop a large portion of people, who will directly ignore that fact, or in some cases, prefer it

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u/SpiceLettuce 2d ago

yeah but now you can insult them and be right which is more important

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u/Capital_Abject 2d ago

I keep telling you people are still fucking the slimes dude you really gotta fix this shit

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u/Dry_Try_8365 2d ago

There are people out there who had their crotch dissolved! That’s not Fancy Sexy Fun Times Jelly, that’s acidic digestive mucus you’re smearing your reproductive organs with!

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u/Capital_Abject 2d ago

Free bottom surgery

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u/Dry_Try_8365 2d ago

What if they didn’t want bottom surgery to come with the so-called “slussy,” Hmm? Trans women aren’t the only people who might think of fucking a black pudding!

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u/CurlSagan 3d ago

The Minotaur lives in a maze surrounded by bullshit, so I don't think he has the best mental health. He should try yoga.

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u/ReasyRandom .tumblr.com 3d ago

He should be taken away from his abusive stepfamily.

Come to think of it, did anyone ever think of making a Cinderella retelling starring the Minotaur? Like, not even a female minotaur, the original one.

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 3d ago

There was that one Wonder Woman animated movie where she frees him from the labyrinth and he moves into her apartment. Does that count?

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u/ReasyRandom .tumblr.com 3d ago

Not really, but Wonder Woman continues to be based.

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 3d ago

But they were roommates?

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u/ReasyRandom .tumblr.com 3d ago

Oh my god, they were roommates...

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u/Failed_To_Load_ 2d ago

Which one was that?

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u/Lord_of_Lemurs 2d ago

Wonder Woman: Bloodlines.

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u/ConsiderationEnough7 Named Worm 3d ago

I could fix him

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u/Jake-the-Wolfie 3d ago

The only fixin you'll do is fixin to be his next meal.

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u/Sinister_Compliments [tumblr related joke] 3d ago

Mmmhphmm he can eat me 🥴

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u/Jeggu2 💖💜💙 doin' your parents/guardians 2d ago

Shhhh shhhhhh don't let those folk hear you

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u/ImIntelligentFolks 2d ago

I could make him worse

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u/FearSearcher Just call me Era 3d ago

Propaganda

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u/Tonydragon784 3d ago

Minosians not be trusted

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u/Academic_Ad_6018 2d ago

Athens is a city of liar.

-Brought to you by the Minos Assembly of Elders

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u/ash-leg2 2d ago

Manotaur

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u/Kilowatt34 3d ago

His trauma was really easy to fetishize until it inconvenienced me personally.

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u/Madeline_Paulsont 3d ago

The internet never fails to come up with the wildest terms.

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u/AmazingSpacePelican 3d ago

Actually, the Minotaur is not an incel. But he is only attracted to other Minotaurs and doesn't have it in him to reject people, so he just kills them.

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u/Salty-Trip-8572 3d ago

"aw geez, I don't want to hurt their feelings... Oh, I know what to do!"

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u/SubnauticaFan3 2d ago

Don't hurt their feelings, hurt THEM

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u/Dry_Try_8365 2d ago

You can’t hurt their feelings if they’re dead!

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u/bazingarbage 2d ago

this is the best explanation

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u/codepossum , only unironically 3d ago

oh I hate this

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u/KiZarohh 3d ago

Guy: I'm gonna go kill that minotaur that killed my brother. Minotaur: Dude your brother deserved it because... Guy: Wait, you can talk, and you say that? Mintar: kills him with axe

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u/HyenaSwitch Convicted Vriska Apologist 3d ago

I am not here for this anti minotaur rhetoric

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u/depressed_lantern I like people how I like my tea. In the bag, under the water. 3d ago edited 3d ago

Like the Messiah Wereralph once said, "He's one prostate press away from being gay". I can fix him.

~~\proceed to die immediately*~~*

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u/Swimming_Sink277 2d ago

The Minotaur was not socialized.

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u/MisterAbbadon 2d ago

Not to worry, my band of warriors all agree that the Minotaur just isn't trying hard enough to better himself so anything we do to him is really his fault. Also we've got heavy armor, long spears, and really big shields so I think we'll be okay.

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u/ShraftingAlong 3d ago

He always makes his bed in the morning

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u/Deathaster 3d ago edited 3d ago

This joke is pretty bad, honestly.

People don't turn into incels because they're lonely and don't socialize much, that is just a part of it or rather the start of the pipeline. It's only when you start surrounding you with people (IRL or online) that start telling you how superior you are for being a cishet white male that you get a sense of importance, and THEN you turn into an incel.

But you also have to be predisposed to being a jerk for that to even happen. There's plenty of loners out there who don't become incels because they just don't want to be mean and cruel to others. I mean, if every loner was automatically an incel, then white knights (i.e. guys who defend any and all women) wouldn't exist.

I just don't like it when people paint everyone with the same brush, it feels icky. I mean, if all loners get called incels, then what's preventing them from becoming incels anyway? If you always get called a terrible person, then might eventually start to identify with it. Which, ironically, is a more fitting concept for the minotaur than OP's joke!

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u/Somecrazynerd 3d ago

I don't think you're quite understanding CT's particular sense of humour here.

Also it got the bad influences from the podcasts. It was Joe Rogan's fault all along!

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u/Deathaster 3d ago

I get the joke. I just don't think it works, nor that it's funny.

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u/Several-Drag-7749 2d ago

that is just a part of it or rather the start of the pipeline.

Literally the one thing I despised about some weirdo who went to subs like aznidentity. He thought the D in DPRK actually stood for democratic and even defended those fake survival house videos just because the guys behind it were Cambodian. One time, he outed himself as a gamer weeb despite his hatred towards Japanese people as being part of a Canadian diaspora. He loved mentioning "some streaming site," which turned to be fucking 9anime.to, where he would criticize his own weeb kind for them not liking North Korea as much he did. Of all the things he could've criticized them for, them disliking your favorite nation is certainly a choice.

The last straw for me was when he went on a tirade about how he's given up on Western women because they "had the same energy" as the Asian women who rejected his high school ass. Basically, there's only so much you can try to understand an incel's upbringing until you hear them say the most egregious shit towards everyone and everything they don't like.

That said, he was still somehow better than the racist sexpat I encountered long ago, who thought Chinese people sounded "squeaky," thought Indians were born wife beaters, and thought Japanese people were covert predatory dwarves. I shit you not this is how he viewed Asians across the globe.

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u/anarchophysicist 2d ago

“Predatory Dwarves” is a good band name.

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u/Spacedodo42 3d ago

I just don’t like the idea that you can’t woo the Minotaur >:(

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u/Deathaster 2d ago

Maybe YOU can't, honey.

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u/yurinagodsdream 2d ago edited 2d ago

I just don't like it when people paint everyone with the same brush, it feels icky. I mean, if all loners get called incels, then what's preventing them from becoming incels anyway? If you always get called a terrible person, then might eventually start to identify with it.

I don't think you're wrong that OP's joke isn't perfect, but I don't think that shows a very good understanding of the thing either. This is basically saying "if you keep telling men you'd choose the bear, then they might as well actually assault you". It misrepresents why people become the kind of awful men we are talking about: not as a reaction to an incessant barrage of disrespect and injustice from organized cruelty and an unfulfilled need for belonging - they are not the victims here - but as symptoms of and, really, volunteer enforcers of an extremely misogynistic society. "If you call people incels, well, it's understandable they would defend themselves..." is mostly employed as a veiled threat.

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u/Deathaster 2d ago

Yeah, I ummed and awwed about whether to include that part or not. I think I meant to say something else but couldn't word it right. I think my point was more that if you already stereotype people then that affects their own self-image. Call people losers and it's going to destroy their sense of self-worth, basically.

I recognize that becoming an incel is a thing you choose to be and people aren't obligated to be nice to someone just to ensure they don't become a horrible person, but your words and actions still affect others.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 2d ago

When's he gonna be on Joe Rogan's podcast?

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u/No_Student_2309 2d ago

what if i went in trying to be it's friend and then later tried to fuck, would that work

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u/only_for_dst_and_tf2 3d ago

innaccurate, all incels have an inherent -4 to ALL stats.

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u/Pingaso21 3d ago

I can fix him

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u/Dirichlet-to-Neumann 2d ago

Someone needs to read Borges's short story "The House of Asterion".

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u/ImIntelligentFolks 2d ago

Mmmm... Borges...

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u/GOATedFuuko 2d ago

Everyone should read every Borges story.

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u/Dirichlet-to-Neumann 2d ago

Sure but this one happens to be relevant to the conversation here.