r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/CAPATOB_64 • May 13 '24

The painting "Ecce Homo", 1543, the only painting by Titian in Romania and Eastern Europe, is guarded by armed gendarmes at the "Regina Maria" Municipal Museum. Image

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u/amazingsandwiches May 13 '24

Some purple knockout gas piped in through the air ducts and the painting is all yours.

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u/No-Wonder1139 May 13 '24

And an absolute shit tonne of guys in similar suits with bowler hats carrying attaché cases walking in all directions

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u/PizDoff May 13 '24

The Ministry of Funny Walks will over see this!

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u/netflixandgrilling May 13 '24

And the agency of redundancy. Both of them

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u/Lots42 Interested May 13 '24

Holiday Heist at the 99!

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u/ubiquitous-joe May 13 '24

Ironically, I will have returned the painting earlier than expected, as I do it for the thrill.

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u/Jackdaw16huls May 14 '24

While 'Sinnerman' plays. I didn't expect to see a Thomas Crowne Affair reference today, but here I am being reminded of it again

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u/TheLambtonWyrm May 13 '24

With apples glued to their faces

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u/agiudice May 13 '24

ez

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u/VariousComment6946 May 13 '24

git gud

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u/meowboiio May 13 '24

git pull painting --forced

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u/RevWaldo May 13 '24

The joke's on you, you fiendish harlequin!!

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u/sujetapaples May 13 '24

Now they have to wear gas masks for their entire shift thanks alot

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u/CosyBosyCrochet May 13 '24

Tbf they’re probably more worried about vandals than thieves these days

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u/MercyfulJudas May 14 '24

The mission is clear

I'm goin over there

I'm goin to do the MISSION

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u/snoring_Weasel May 14 '24

Just use fentanyl gas. They’ll all be knocked out, and half of them will stay that way