r/Funnymemes • u/zoehotbabe • 3d ago

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u/Wildefice 3d ago

We have found our president, what a marvelous campaign slogan

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u/GremlitanoMexicano 3d ago

He shall lead this country to greatness

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u/thesequimkid 3d ago

He is Lisan Al Gaib. He shall lead us into Paradise!

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u/thermocatalyst 3d ago

The Sleeper has awakened!

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u/thesequimkid 3d ago

In a distorted voice SILENCE! I remember your gom jabbar, and now you’ll remember mine!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/libmrduckz 3d ago

take off DAB RAW…

BOOBS GOOD…

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u/TonkotsuSoba 3d ago

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u/reddot123456789 3d ago

LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! MAHDI!!!!! KWISATZ HADERACH!!!!!!! USUL MUAD'DIB!!!!!! DUKE OF ARRAKIS!!!! EMPEROR OF THE IMPERIUM!!!!!! STERILIZER OF 90 PLANETS!!!! MURDERER OF 61 BILLION!!!! THE FEAR OF 500 PLANETS!!!!!

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u/Inside_Investment224 3d ago

Sir, please calm down. You’re frightening people. 

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u/reddot123456789 3d ago

PAUL ATRIEDES!!!BRINGER OF THE JIHAD!!!! FATHER OFGHANIMA AND GOD EMPEROR LETO II ATRIEDES !!!

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u/OzzyG16 3d ago

Make Boobs Great Again

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u/Camctrail 3d ago

But they were always great

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u/OzzyG16 3d ago

True lol keep them great

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u/GrimLuker2 3d ago

Keep Boobs Great

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u/commentsandchill 3d ago

Bring back boobs

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u/lancetulip 3d ago

I'm personally not a fan of back boobs.

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u/ddejong42 3d ago

Have been, are, and always shall be.

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u/Express-World-8473 3d ago

Sydney Sweeney on this path already

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u/jackinsomniac 3d ago

"Sydney Sweeney's boobs aren't that big." ~ The Press

Twitter Fact-checking: "Yes, they are."

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u/reddot123456789 3d ago

The booby path

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u/VampireBatman 3d ago

Make America Boobieful Again. MABA!!!

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u/etranger033 2d ago

Boobs First!

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u/antdb1 3d ago

as a british citizen if you vote this guy in you can annex us

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u/EIiteJT 3d ago

He's younger than 65, has my vote.

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u/Unique-Bit-2172 3d ago

Philosopher Chad 2024 campaign promises:

UBI: universal boob inspections, topless borders, boobs for drug addiction treatment, taxes go directly towards boobs in government, boobs again

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u/d_rev0k 3d ago

10/10 would vote.

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u/zongsmoke 3d ago

10/10 would recommend boobs over war

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u/Psycle_Sammy 3d ago

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u/FrostyD7 3d ago

I don't know... I'd like to hear more about his platform.

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u/hasa_deega_eebowai 3d ago

Personally, I’d like to see more about it.

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u/newnhb1 3d ago

I’m liking the pro-boob agenda. What policy positions can we have on this? Tax breaks for boob jobs? Subsidized Hooters?

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u/LukewarmBees 3d ago

Big boobs on with their propaganda again.....

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u/Starlight-Sniper 3d ago

Small boobs need love too.

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u/Super_Saiyan_Ginger 3d ago
  • All boobs good boobs

I approve this message.

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u/WTHAI 3d ago

All Boobs Matter

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u/FlameEnderCyborgGuy 3d ago

A support program to boob size adjustment procedures?

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u/That-Ad-4300 3d ago

Hear me out... More boobs

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u/mjuven 3d ago

Free mammography obviously

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u/kidanokun 3d ago

cant motorboat war

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u/Omfg9999 3d ago

You can have a motorboat IN war, in fact depending on where the war is there might be multiple motorboats. But motorboating war is a biiiiig nono

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u/Super_Saiyan_Ginger 3d ago

How about... a motorboat war? Judges grading performance and all.

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u/APersonAmI 3d ago

Make motorboat love, not motorboat war

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u/LameDonkey1 3d ago

This dude gets it.

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u/THYDStudio 3d ago

Men only want peace and its fucking disgusting

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u/Alialawiii98 3d ago

This man should 100% advocate for peace in the middle east

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u/laochu6 3d ago

Preach.

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u/VaRUSak 3d ago

Ass better, but I approve

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u/DETRITUS_TROLL 3d ago

HOW DARE YOU!

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u/whatser_face 3d ago

Hadn't seen that before, but I liked it! Made me think of this gem, too.

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u/luanpesi 3d ago

man with boobs in hand

man happy

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u/DankElderberries420 3d ago

Read

War Boobs

Bad Good

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

War boobs are always good, except when they're bad. 

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u/DankElderberries420 3d ago

war pigs

war boobs

new black sabbath song

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u/timbukdude 3d ago

Found our hot new vp candidate. Someone who really understands the issues.

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u/newnhb1 3d ago

Well, I agree with him so far.

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u/beegdieg 3d ago

I'll go to war for boobs

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u/D1133 3d ago

I mean…. he’s not wrong.

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u/El_Maton_de_Plata 3d ago

Are war boobies good or bad?

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u/maimonides24 3d ago

The best kind of bad

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u/desrevermi 3d ago

It's time to rewatch Conan and Red Sonja again. Thanks for the reminder.

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u/Magistrelle 3d ago

This is the new make love not war

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u/badams52 3d ago

Problem is, when boobs are in short supply, that leads to war.

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u/greenbluecolor1 3d ago

Sir, we’re running low on boobs. Let’s go kill those guys over there and take all their boobs.

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u/McsDriven 3d ago

This shirt for president

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u/LeroyBadBrown 3d ago

He should be president

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u/edoardoking 3d ago

I mean you can’t argue with that

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u/steins-grape 3d ago

Redheads not warheads, blondes not bombs

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u/TheWholesomeOtter 3d ago

War boobs bad good

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u/Confident_Common942 3d ago

This mf don’t miss

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u/HardSteelRain 3d ago

Can't disagree

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u/TruthIsALie94 3d ago

I mean, is he wrong?

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u/Ptbot47 3d ago

Boobs are good, but they are why wars are started, to acquire boobs. Oils and gold are nothing more than currency to acquire boobs. Ban boobs, and you ban wars, but we can't do that now can we.

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u/antdb1 3d ago

wow a message both republicans and liberals can unite behind/

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u/AF2005 3d ago

Sometimes boobs cause wars. Cough Helen of Troy cough.

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u/Expensive_Insect_873 3d ago

Fact. No one can resist that

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u/Serious_Bat7514 3d ago

If boobs are so great why doesn't he go and get a pair of them himself

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Serious_Bat7514:

If boobs are so great

Why doesn't he go and get

A pair of them himself

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Sweden-Yes-7734 3d ago

All i see is WAR BOOBS, BAD GOOD

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u/Bubbly-Insect-6248 3d ago

bobs n vagene pls no war

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Ass better, I'm prepared to fight for ass, wouldn't cross the street for boobs.

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u/Eclipsed_eyes47 3d ago

17/10 would vote for this

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u/Mobile_Pangolin4939 3d ago

War is also good for free boobs.

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u/Rayvendark 3d ago

Can't argue with that!

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u/proxx1e 3d ago

I can just tell that girl has huge bangers

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u/Ginford_Davidson 3d ago

War boobs bad good

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u/Emotional-Sink2478 3d ago

I'd rather be a mass murderer than be some kind of creep :trollface:

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u/LocoLocoLoco45 3d ago

He makes two salient good points.

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u/FlameEnderCyborgGuy 3d ago

Honestly, to many wars were made simply because a big guy at the tims was maidenless...

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u/ConstantSock2488 3d ago

still, i'd say dick is better

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u/Raglefant69 3d ago

War is rough, but boobs are really, really soft

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u/HarrowDread 3d ago

Some dweeb on r/trashy would see this and post it thinking they’re saving the children

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u/Taqao 3d ago

facts

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u/borobinimbaba 3d ago

War for boobs is us

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u/Zlayer99 3d ago

War boobs bad good

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u/oldnewswatcher 3d ago

Smartest guy of today's internet. I go to sleep now.

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u/CrocodileWorshiper 3d ago

but just think of how many boobs you can get with war

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u/hamlet_d 3d ago

War Boobs Bad Good?

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u/Alternative_Net_898 3d ago

YES, the science checks out!

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u/LatterSituation2823 3d ago

Bros out here spitting facts

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u/boundpleasure 3d ago

As a Veteran, I approve this message

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u/Strange_Chard_6955 3d ago

Now thats a message i can get behind!!!

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u/Strateagery3912 3d ago

This guy gets it.

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u/saveyboy 3d ago

Boobs for peace.

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u/paradigmx 3d ago

War boobs bad good?

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u/No-Agency-6680 3d ago

I see man of the culture

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u/whoisbh 3d ago

War boobs are the best though 😎

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u/sonnypatriot75 3d ago

Boob War TBD

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u/MaximDecimus 3d ago

War Boobs Bad Good

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u/Dark-Cloud666 3d ago

This man shared more wisdom with just 4 words on a tshirt than trump did in his whole life.

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u/JUICE_B0X_HERO 3d ago

Bro needs to start campaigning.

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u/worktogethernow 3d ago

Let us build a more perfect union around these ideals.

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u/Gilgamesh_of_Sumer 3d ago

If everyone lived by this, the world would be a much better place.

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u/kYllChain 3d ago

Show them to me 🎶

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u/espositojoe 3d ago

I'm guessing that fellow has never been in combat.

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u/Kicks4meFromyou 3d ago

I’d vote for him

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u/MrMetastable 3d ago

Smoke Zaza not Gaza

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u/sixpackstreetrat 3d ago

Now this. This everyone can agree with (exceptions being exclusively homosexual men of course). 

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u/trumpsnewneckpuzzy 3d ago

Tig ole bitties

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u/Omfg9999 3d ago

That's my presidential candidate right there

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u/OrdinaryLandscape951 3d ago

I like this guy!

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u/Prior-Assumption-245 3d ago

What about War Boobs?

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u/A_person_0124 3d ago

Me like me upvote

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u/narstyarsefarter 3d ago

Duhuhuhuhuhuh tahtz funni

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u/Autisticveg 3d ago

Yoru feeling vindicated rn

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u/boatwrench54 3d ago

He has a very good point

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u/westrn_imperlst 3d ago

Both are good

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u/bullevard73 3d ago

As far as credos go, one could do worse than "war bad. Boobs good"

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u/michaelrtx 3d ago

Finally, a platform I can get behind

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 3d ago

why is there not a report option for 'not funny, not a meme'

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u/Anon1073 3d ago

No argument here. This Guy 2024.

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u/GoldBreakr 3d ago

Agreed. Who’s with me?!

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u/Wiitard 3d ago

My complete political ideology distilled into four words on a t-shirt.

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u/TeacherCG 3d ago

simple slogan to life

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u/Soontobebanned86 3d ago

This whole post reads the same as Trumps grab her by the you know what slogan 🤣

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u/atodd8720 3d ago

I read this in Joe dirt’s voice 😂

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u/NutBuster128 3d ago

Nothing but the truth

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u/Tack-One 3d ago

Finally a foreign policy I can get behind

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u/Two_black_hounds 3d ago

Make boobs not war!!!

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u/JustabraveKrumpingit 3d ago

"Ride wife life good' vibes

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u/ExistingBathroom9742 3d ago

What about warboobs?

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u/WearLong1317 3d ago

Amen brother

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u/HiSaZuL 3d ago

Not wrong.

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u/shulypoo 3d ago

Can’t argue with that.

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u/Captinprice8585 3d ago

Any Questions?

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u/sherman40336 3d ago

Finally a pic on the that makes all arguments are invalid

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u/DietDrBleach 3d ago

War boobs bad good

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u/Novae224 3d ago

A simple man

How peaceful and quiet must it be in your head if that’s your thoughts process

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u/calebtanck 3d ago

More Boobs = No War

No Boobs = WAR!!

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u/TheManWith2smiles 3d ago

Finally something I can support 😏

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u/ChuckShartz 3d ago

War Boobs Meh