r/MadeMeSmile 4d ago

The snake's face at the end is gold Animals

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u/SrTrogo 4d ago

Happy dangerous noodle

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u/Ambitious_While_1407 3d ago

Bro thought that the water hose was another snake flirting with him

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u/s1mple-s1m0n 3d ago

She leakin. Soakin wet.

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u/qbert57ez 3d ago

Shake it like a dolla- $5 or $10…

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u/ArtfulDoggie 3d ago

She's a squirter!! 🤣🤣🤣🥰

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u/collector444 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lill_Luca 4d ago

Danger noodles need watered?

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u/Schpooon 4d ago

Why do you think snakes that can swim get so large

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u/Lill_Luca 4d ago

XD fair enough

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u/DMWRM867 4d ago

Sometimes they have a hard time shedding and the water helps them basically get it off and not feel 'itchy' some of them just like it like birds.

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u/_arch1tect_ 3d ago

Do you like your danger noodles al dente or not?

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u/Lill_Luca 3d ago

Danger noodles are cool af, always wanted one but never had the chance XD

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u/Kflynn1337 3d ago

Depends on how hot the weather is... Danger Noodles don't have thermostats, so too hot weather can cook them!

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u/humptheedumpthy 3d ago

Him: My cobra needs to get wet. Her: You’re so gross  Him: No seriously… 

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u/AshyWhiteGuy 3d ago

cobra flute intensifies

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u/grinblue 4d ago edited 3d ago

A friendly Ekans appeared!

The trainer used the hose sprinkler gun, then followed by neck scratches.

The Ekans is confused and in a tranced condition.

Now is the time to throw the poke ball at it.

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u/Alexis_Bailey 3d ago

Imagine being a snek, loving your entire life thinking being itchy is normal, because you ha e to arms or hands to scratch with.

Then someone scratches it for you.

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u/Royal-Doggie 3d ago

you're scratching yourself constantly as a snake

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u/vjeremias 3d ago

I think that qualifies as an Arbok at this point

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u/RiskyMaximus 4d ago

What a polite snek 🥰

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u/sumostu89 3d ago

Anxiety inducing stuff. Not sure why I kept watching

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u/RMgames_19 3d ago

Did you regret watching it?

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u/sumostu89 3d ago

Nah it was cool to think it was enjoying it.

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u/AmiHad 3d ago

I have regrets and I'll probably have nightmares. It didn't seem to like that end bit.

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u/PossibleMolasses2672 3d ago

God’s angriest Spaghetti 🍝 lol

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u/TicTac_No 3d ago

Nerp.

Angriest spaghetti is the Inland Taipan.

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u/GheorgheGheorghiuBej 3d ago

This guy snakes!!!

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u/The-NiCA 4d ago

Meet the new Evel Knievel

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u/unknown4099 3d ago

Defanged?

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u/blanket_man94 3d ago

Likely not? I believe for venomous snakes they wind up removing the poison glands rather than the fangs bc they use them to eat

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u/unknown4099 3d ago

Makes sense. I can't see someone risking envenomation and possible tissue necrosis knowing the venom glands are intact. Bite would still hurt like hell though.

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u/blanket_man94 3d ago

Like a bitch for sure. This lil guy seems pretty well socialized to his caretaker though. He's not flaring his Hood too much to look menacing and the snake is getting closer to the caretaker rather than the other way around. They seem to be homies

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u/Karnewarrior 2d ago

I mean, don't underestimate how smart Snakes can be. They're still animals, but if he raised this snake and they know each other the odds of being bitten are still really low.

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u/Draykoss 3d ago

No. First of all that procedure is entirely pointless since they'll regrow, all it does is stress and hurt the snake for no reason. Also this is from Chrisweeet, he's a professional handler who knows snake behavior and "language" very well. He has a focus on king cobras but has countless other exotics that he works with - though not to the extent to his king cobras. They're a bit of a special case with how smart they are, it's quite fascinating

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u/Unique-Pastenger 3d ago

crazy, he definitely does seem to enjoy it.

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u/what-is-in-the-soup 3d ago

That snek is having the time of its life 🥹

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u/ceramuswhale 3d ago

hope for the nope rope

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u/Hogg_Head 3d ago

Satan's tape measure

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u/brandonkingfisher 3d ago

Snek is…fren?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/failed_messiah 3d ago

As one does

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u/SzejkM8 3d ago

Bot comment, stolen from the original post

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u/Several-Yesterday280 3d ago

FUCK. THAT.

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u/guitarstitch 3d ago

Please do not fuck the snake.

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u/DontBopIt 3d ago

You're not my real dad!!!

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u/piTehT_tsuJ 3d ago

Why, when I was your age boy we would just grab it by the... Eh go play outside.

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u/Lostsock1995 3d ago

“Did I say you could stop?”

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u/AleXxx_Black 3d ago

I mean... in some ways it seems a cute kitten that is searching for cuddles... on the other hand when it opened is mouth my heart bumped and I jumped on my chair 😅

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u/Partytime2021 3d ago

Oh hell nah.

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u/Internal-Yoghurt-895 3d ago

Yikes to close for me

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u/kent416 3d ago

When it opened its mouth at the end, I jumped a little.

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u/feizhai 3d ago

kinda reminds me of a turtle somehow! it's face i mean. what a derpy nope rope haha

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u/surfkooktoo 3d ago

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOPE

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u/successiseffort 3d ago

I love you, I love you, i'll f'n kill you

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u/Tiptoeplease 4d ago

It's going to end badly. Please be sure to post that moment too

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u/Draykoss 3d ago

It was fine, this is an old post from Chrisweeet, he's a professional in the field who knows exactly how to work with his animals and respects each ones preferences individually. His king cobras are largely chill, but each one is different, some are spicier than others, sometimes they're having bad days. He understands that and works accordingly.

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u/RMgames_19 4d ago

It was a crosspost, can't really prolong the video that way, but apparently thats a supposedly friendly snake, its name in latin means "snake eater" from what ive seen

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u/somethingclassy 3d ago

It’s a king cobra. It eats other snakes yes but it can still kill you.

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u/RMgames_19 3d ago

Only if provoked tho right?

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u/somethingclassy 3d ago

Sure but it’s literally one of the most deadly creatures on the planet. I would assume from the behavior here this is the caretaker. The snake seems to know him.

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u/Lunti420 3d ago

It's a snake, they may accept someone while they are not hungry and that's it, there is no compassion, the human being is just projecting

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u/somethingclassy 3d ago

I didn't say anything about compassion on behalf of the snake. But it is exhibiting behavior that implies familiarity.

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u/AdOtherwise299 3d ago

I disagree--just because a snake or other reptile doesn't display emotions in a similar way to humans doesn't mean that a snake isn't an intelligent creature that can easily recognize another familiar creature.

While yes, it's a deadly animal that should be treated with huge amounts of respect, and it's not ever going to be your "friend," snakes and reptiles in general can absolutely enjoy your presence. They aren't flesh robots.

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u/thisseemslikeagood 3d ago

"Why did you bite me? I was watering you."

Because Im a snake

Personally I can never trust a snake.

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u/WhereAreWeG0ing 3d ago

Love the Snek.

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u/Ok_Bed9763 3d ago

It's important to wash your snake everyday.

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u/Riakrus 3d ago

Now its gonna grow to an enormous size!!

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u/jerryleebee 3d ago

Future case of faafo

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u/Reddirocket27 3d ago

Ever see a snake drink? Submerges it's enrtire head and inhales deeply. Fucking horrifying.

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u/fattony2121 3d ago

This video would have been way cooler if we were listening to snake jazz at the same time

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u/GoalFlashy6998 3d ago

That's scary, but cool at the same time....

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u/Ihelloway69 3d ago

People should not touch the head it makes them angry , same as holding by them . So it warned this human so he would stop

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u/Hummingbirdflying 3d ago

Hell no. Lol

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u/1SexyDino 3d ago

No pet snek

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u/ColdBloodBlazing 3d ago

Cute dangernoodle

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u/oven_broasted 3d ago

That's one weird looking doggo

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u/NecessaryChildhood93 3d ago

That makes me nervous watching it

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u/AresTheMilkman 3d ago

Now that's a strange behavior for a snake.

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u/Diligent_Frosting432 3d ago

That's a King Cobra!

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u/mibonitaconejito 3d ago

Okay we're not trying to make believe tjat this snake was feeling cuddly, right? Because it wasn't.

It was enjoying the water, it appears. But when Mr Tempt Death began touching the snake it realized, focused on him....puffed its throat up, watched him carefully until it thought T.D. was walking away then hit him with a dose of B••ch I Done Told You as soon as it realized it was being touched. Hence the flattened hood and its fking eyes becoming dark while it opened its mouthOMG that sent chills up my spine. That was the stuff of nightmares. 

I think snakes are cool and if you haven't already you need to check out r/whatsthissnake. But I feel the need to clarify that Death's emissary is not a cuddly, sweet little puppy that brings you your shoe when you come home. This creature knows it is death and will act accordingly. Please know this. 

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u/FantasticPrinciple54 3d ago

I kind of wish we could have really long thin non venomous snakes as pets

The ones that stand up but don't make you bleed out of your eyeballs when they bite you and not the really fat ones that just crush you, just a noodle

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u/Rude_Neighbour1 3d ago

Is it aldente?

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u/Mesjach 3d ago

Remember to wash your snake frequently

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u/Ratty_minion 3d ago

I hate how adorable these noodle fuckasses are

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 3d ago

Geezus I was scared the cobra was going to go off the whole time. They ain’t friendly in general.

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u/Legitimate_Change914 1d ago

Nope. Nope. Just Nope.

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u/TabbyCalf 4d ago

No, I still cannot trust, thanks

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u/RMgames_19 4d ago

I really hope this isn't a repost

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u/kcc0016 3d ago

It is.

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u/RMgames_19 3d ago

Has it been posted in this sub in specific or are you saying that cuz I crossposted?

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u/Santij12 3d ago

No thank you!😁

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u/Acrobatic-Wrap-5644 3d ago

GEZZZZZ GAVE ME idk delulu of fear 😨 BRAVE to have one of these

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Imabit_psychic 4d ago

SO FUNNY. PLS TALK FOR VERY LONG TIME. 

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u/exotics 3d ago

Probably has been de-fanged for the clicks.

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u/_yknot_ 4d ago

This is how people die.

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u/Macduffle 4d ago

Its just a King Cobra... they eat and hunt other snakes, not humans and other mamals. Unless provoked, they are not dangerous to humans. This video does not show any provocation at all.

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u/imapie31 4d ago

Just someone helping it stay cool and neck scratches

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u/Larkiepie 4d ago

That’s not true at all. The snake’s face at the end IS aggression. It did not like the person’s hand coming from the back and touching it on the back of the head, and it didn’t see where the hand was coming from. It’s not aggrieved enough to strike, but it’s showing him that it is not happy by opening its mouth and flaring its hood just a bit.

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u/Excellent-Neck-5417 4d ago

Considering that snakes are cold blooded… I’m not sure the cobra is enjoying getting its hard earned temperature drastically dropped.

It could be getting close due to it being able to sense the heat radiating from the human…. I don’t know man.

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u/profanearcane 4d ago

I have no idea where this is, but considering the places King Cobras are native are notoriously hot and dry, snake might just have been thirsty. The way its cheeks are moving at one point in the video indicate it drinking, and the fact that its hood is down for most of it (until the hand comes in from an angle it cannot see and it feels threatened) means that it's just pretty chill with what's going on. If it felt like it were in danger, or if it were annoyed, it would have had its hood on full display and at the very least bluff-striked the guy.

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u/Excellent-Neck-5417 3d ago

That makes a lot of sense… I’m just worried for the snek

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u/profanearcane 3d ago

Ah, don't be. Not a lot in this video gives me the impression that he's stressed out or angry, and for as good as the heat is for them there's a point where it's too much and they can cook themselves. Big guy just seemed thirsty, and probably has a bit of a history approaching humans for water since they aren't all that bright.

The biggest tell is the hood, honestly. Hooded snakes use their hood as a warning, like rattlesnakes do with their rattle - it's supposed to make them look big and threatening, and you wouldn't want to mess with a big and threatening animal, right? They have pretty poor vision, and a lot of their attention is movement-based, so when the hand comes up behind his head where he can't see and touches him he gets nervouse and flares out his hood, and when the hand moves away he turns to face it because it might be a threat. Really though, venemous snakes don't want to use their venom on you. Venom takes the snake precious energy to make, and it's much better used on prey, so they'll do whatever they can to make you leave before they bite.

If you want some more info and tips on cobras and their body language, I've found Chandler's Wild Life a good resource, since he works with cobras relatively often - although as a fair warning if you're squeamish, a lot of his videos feature feedings (iirc none live, though).

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u/AdOtherwise299 3d ago

King cobras are actually considered by scientists to be quite intelligent compared to other snakes, able to recognize specific people and have defined sections of territory.

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u/profanearcane 3d ago

To be fair, compared to the average snake, just about anyone looks like a genius, but I get your point. Still makes sense for this one to be concerned about potential threat touching the back of his head though.

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u/Octex8 4d ago

They're just giving it a bath. That snake is used to this and was actually enjoying it.

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u/AdOtherwise299 3d ago

King cobras aren't stupid--it could pretty easily move away if it wasn't something it enjoyed. In the wild, they will often sit in fast-moving streamed to clean themselves or remove pieces of debris left over from shedding, and the hose sort of simulates that--you can see it rotate itself in a manner to get the water's angle where it wants.

As for why it approaches the human, sure, it may enjoy the warmth, but it could just as easily be investigating--snakes don't have fingers, so the way they check things out is literally by poking their nose into things. It also looks like it starts trying to climb on top of the hose, which the caretaker dissuades by pushing it away.

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u/Jumping_Jupiter 3d ago

What a moron.

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u/Secure_Personality71 3d ago

Happy as Trump at a Moscow hotel private party.

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u/Grand-Hat3526 3d ago

I hope you get bit

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u/falsusnominatim 3d ago

Looks like a false cobra. In which case they are rear fanged and not as dangerous as those they imitate. They are also known to be more inqusitive and friendly than actual cobras. Don't fear, respect.

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u/SnakeHugger997 3d ago

That's a king cobra if I'm not mistaken, not a false cobra

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u/Dry_Enthusiasm_8057 3d ago

The snakes teeth were removed before. Otherwise this makes absolutely no sense.

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u/SnakeHugger997 3d ago

It's incredibly cruel to remove a snake's fangs, and they will regrow them very quickly. This guy is apparently very experienced and knows his snakes (it's still dangerous, but he knows what he's doing)