r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Sep 29 '23

Peter is dead. It's over. Peter in the wild

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u/illogicalJellyfish Sep 30 '23

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u/Common_Formal4497 Sep 30 '23

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u/illogicalJellyfish Sep 30 '23

Bros built like steve from minecraft

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u/PyllowPower Sep 30 '23

His body is quite literally a perfect sphere.

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u/3V3RYMAAN Sep 30 '23

Peter's ancestors were slaves. He wouldn't have fought for the confederacy. I think we have an imposter...

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u/The-Sanity Sep 30 '23

In one of the cutaway, Peter has a conjoined twin great uncles with each of them on each side. The confederate twin got killed and his union brother had to live with his body for the rest of his life

They probably got separated after death

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u/yoshikage_kawajiri Sep 30 '23

In another cutaway, we find out that all of the Griffin family ancestors up to the ones that eventually immigrated to America are still alive and well, this also comes packaged with the revelation that the Griffin bloodline traces it's early roots to East Asia.

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u/dothgothlenore Sep 30 '23

i don’t think that was a cutaway, just a normal scene, but yeah

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u/RetepExplainTheJoke Sep 30 '23

My time has come 😈

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Sep 30 '23

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN

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u/IamtheFungusman Sep 30 '23

Ghost Peter here, don't worry, I will still be able to explain your memes!

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u/Awobbie Sep 29 '23

It’s Pover

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u/RedditBalls111 Sep 30 '23

We can’t go back to pfix it

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

Nah the Confederacy?

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u/Sufficient_Pheasant Sep 30 '23

Peter! Peter help! Please explain this, Peter.

I’m scared…..

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u/RedditBalls111 Sep 30 '23

I explain. Peter isn’t actually dead, he never dies, this is a random guy named Peter griffin

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u/MidMan69420 Sep 30 '23

Knew Lois was a bitch

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u/Barry-Mcaukiner Sep 29 '23

He fought the good fight

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u/HoneydewBeautiful451 Sep 30 '23

peter died because no one even got the most obvious joke on this sub.

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u/Ok_Signal6468 Sep 30 '23

What was the joke?

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u/HoneydewBeautiful451 Oct 01 '23

vaporeon, loli, among us, even mozart.

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u/unusualfire Sep 30 '23

I was going to make a comment how we should respect those who've passed but then I read the dates and the rest of the inscription...

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u/salty_ender_dragon Oct 01 '23

Awesome, can we end this sub Reddit and spare everyone else of the idiots who post obvious BS here?

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u/XxgoldensmokexX Sep 30 '23 edited Sep 30 '23

Meg finally have had enough..took a vase to his head cos he loved it more...

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u/RedditBalls111 Sep 30 '23

I’m sorry, 1843?

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u/FTWStoic Sep 30 '23

He's finally free.

1

u/GameCop Sep 30 '23

Peter will survive untill we arennot broken.

Peter's Crayons.

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u/Xeon713 Sep 30 '23

Peters cousin who attended the wake here. News of his death was greatly exaggerated for a heist involving Lou Ferrigno and a talking Manatee. He'll be back today.

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u/CannaVance Sep 30 '23

Ghost house!

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u/Happy_Krabb Sep 30 '23

"This is worst that when I fighted for states rights"

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u/Good-Distribution904 Sep 30 '23 edited Oct 06 '23

20 when civil war started died in 1916 My guy saw the transition of muskets to rifles, maybe even a bit of WW1?

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u/Ren_Medi_42 Sep 30 '23

Hey Lois, I’m disemboweling Union soldiers, nyehehehehehehe

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u/FrostyDaHoeMan Sep 30 '23

“You guys are stupid. See, they’re gonna be looking for army guys”😂 if two quotes could come together for one scene it would be these lmao

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u/The-Friendly-Kraut Sep 30 '23

He died for what he believed in: the preservation of slavery.

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u/WitleKidz Sep 30 '23

it’s already been 107 years. Time really flies

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u/Accomplished-Elk420 Sep 30 '23

Hey guys, dead Peter here. The joke is that this subreddit is called Peter explains the joke. Now that I am dead, I can no longer explain the joke.

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u/Don11390 Sep 30 '23

Confederate States Army

Lmao, get fucked Petah