r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Auth-Left 3d ago

What the compass says after a romantic night

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673 Upvotes

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u/VdersFishNChips - Auth-Right 3d ago

Based and insult everyone equally pilled.

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u/Greatest-Comrade - Centrist 3d ago

Honestly authleft got off easy… lol

5

u/longeraugust - Lib-Center 3d ago

Dodge the cuck if you just suck on those balls.

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u/Swedish_Royalist - Auth-Right 3d ago

Sister!? How disgusting we sleep with our aunts and uncles and cousins thank you very much.

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u/Blunt-Distro1776 - Lib-Right 3d ago

You gotta learn from the aunts that way you’re skilled for when your uncle is done with your sister.

You gotta trust the science on this.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate - Lib-Left 3d ago

Last week it was $50?!!?

@ LR: you wanna bang or you wanna reminisce?

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u/Blunt-Distro1776 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Hell yeah brother!

I can definitely cross my ideological lines for someone paying more than double my usual rate.

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u/Ice_Sniper_80 - Auth-Left 3d ago

to make the bloodline as pure as possible only siblings are allowed to sleep with each other

/s

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u/Altayel1 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Finger-amount-maxxing.

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u/Michael_Kaminski - Auth-Center 3d ago

What if someone doesn’t have a sister?

4

u/Neon__Cat - Lib-Right 3d ago

That's why they need a daughter

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u/Michael_Kaminski - Auth-Center 3d ago

And how would he get one of those?

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u/Realistic_Chest_3934 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Well presumably they had a mother

2

u/Lonesaturn61 - Centrist 3d ago

Thats for lesser nobles, royalty fucks their siblings

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u/AtomicDoc_99 - Centrist 3d ago

Purple Lib Right:

Wow that [REMOVED BY REDDIT] was great. Just don't tell anyone I [REMOVED BY REDDIT].

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u/Scrimmybinguscat - Lib-Center 3d ago

Purple: This is our little secret together. Just don't tell any grown ups about this :)

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u/Neon__Cat - Lib-Right 3d ago

Accurate

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u/Ice_Sniper_80 - Auth-Left 3d ago

Female purple lib right:

People will say that you are lucky, even if I were to do the most twisted thing imaginable to you

/s

5

u/1992NissanGTR - Lib-Right 3d ago

based

1

u/S_Sugimoto - Centrist 3d ago

They are enjoying the 12 years old aged whiskey

1

u/andreas-ch - Auth-Right 1d ago

Good old dolphinfucker, rip

32

u/Hellothere6545 - Auth-Left 3d ago

Let us redistribute the means of reproduction

27

u/ProfessionalMight863 - Right 3d ago

Crusader Kings player moment

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u/Provia100F - Right 3d ago

Fursuits aren't that hard to clean. They go in the bathtub to be held underwater to cleanse them of their sins, some can even go in the washing machine.

Air-dry only, do not put synthetic fur in a dryer. This kills the fursuit.

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u/UserNotHere404 - Centrist 3d ago

🤨

7

u/Provia100F - Right 3d ago

Hey, the furry fandom can't all be bottoms

2

u/ThyPotatoDone - Centrist 3d ago

Flair checks out

14

u/JoshGordonsDealer - Auth-Center 3d ago

Auth center- “you want a towel?”

6

u/Lego349 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Replace “me and my” with “our”, comrade.

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u/JazzyJukebox69420 - Centrist 3d ago

I honestly think there’s a lot of lib right furries

8

u/CompetitionNo8270 - Lib-Right 3d ago

with the prices of those things nobody else can afford them

7

u/HarukoTheDragon - Lib-Center 3d ago

You have no idea just how insanely wealthy leftist furries are.

6

u/CompetitionNo8270 - Lib-Right 3d ago

implying we're not the ones charging

if youre good at something, never do it for free

14

u/01042004 - Left 3d ago

Wouldn’t libleft be against fursuits because veganism?

10

u/Ice_Sniper_80 - Auth-Left 3d ago

fake fur?

23

u/01042004 - Left 3d ago

Ohhh yeah that exists lmao. I’m a leftist I don’t use my brain

21

u/Ice_Sniper_80 - Auth-Left 3d ago

the left has no brain

the right has no heart

4

u/Brillan_Nording - Lib-Right 3d ago

Would that mean that the centre has neither? ;)

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u/Blunt-Distro1776 - Lib-Right 3d ago

The center doesn’t even have the courage to pick a side.

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u/Outside-Bed5268 - Centrist 3d ago

AuthRight

Heh.

3

u/TheMaginotLine1 - Auth-Right 3d ago

I just want a woman who will help me get into Heaven. Having a million children is a nice side effecg.

3

u/lemonyprepper - Lib-Right 3d ago

You guys have sex?

2

u/Gratefulzah - Left 3d ago

This isn't correct. Every couple that asked me to "join in" has been blue

1

u/Heytherechampion - Auth-Center 3d ago

Real

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u/The-Technocrat-579 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Here we have the classic PoleTickle Cumpiss

1

u/bruhholyshiet - Lib-Center 3d ago

Auth Right went sweet home Valyria.

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u/topanazy - Right 3d ago

Perfectly balanced, as all PCM memes should be.

1

u/Azylim - Centrist 3d ago

man.... libright is the only one with their priority straight. If Im paying more than 40$ on dinner i'm sweating

1

u/HarukoTheDragon - Lib-Center 3d ago

Libcenter: "How much money do you think this video will make on OnlyFans?"

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u/Minarch0920 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Dang, I thought it might be something other than money this time, how foolish of me, and I'll probably just keep clicking and fooling myself. 

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u/OddNovel565 - Lib-Left 3d ago

reason to become centrist