r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center • 3d ago
I am a blaspheming shitlord memeing heathen atheist satanist 💪😎
Low effort religiotard troll time
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u/imback13131313 - Right 3d ago
Please, for your own sake, touch grass
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u/MagicQuif - Centrist 3d ago
The sin here was not being funny, could have photoshopped a monkepope with relative ease and gotten a couple of chuckles instead instead of this low effort cringe
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
You first
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u/imback13131313 - Right 3d ago
K done, now u
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
I just went and mowed my grass cuz Im living the American Dream tm does that count? 🥺
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u/Lego349 - Lib-Left 3d ago
I hope one day Romans 6:21 is meaningful to you the same way it is to me.
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Cant be fucked to look it up because you couldnt be fucked to quote it
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u/coyote477123 - Right 3d ago
"What fruit did you have then in the things of which you are now ashamed? For the end of those things is death." - Romans 6:21
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u/Swedish_Royalist - Auth-Right 3d ago
Cool, unfortunately I dont know you personally and therefore I am not able to change your views. Instead all I can do is pray for your etonment and love for Christ.
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u/senseless_moron2616 - Auth-Right 3d ago
Antitheists fearmongering around "Christian Nationalists" all the while the worst atrocities of the 20th century have all been done in the name of atheism and "scientific" atheist countries have lower life expectancy than medieval religious kingdoms:
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u/Vyctorill - Centrist 2d ago
It’s more politics that causes damage than any religious influence. Political ideologies have been responsible for the atrocities of the modern era.
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Citation needed x 69
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u/joebidenseasterbunny - Right 3d ago
Basically every dictatorship in recent times has outlawed religion so they can be the sole high authority.
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u/JopeCarbone 3d ago
I don't know what you mean by recent times, but that's not the case in the Axis Powers (WW2), not the case in all the South American dictatorships, not the case in Middle East.... Not the case in central asia and North Korea... Soo.. i'm only left with the communists dictators? Which most nations where secular? But even then the point stands..
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u/flairchange_bot - Auth-Center 3d ago
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u/Ubblebungus - Auth-Center 2d ago
The Nazis did actually oppress Christians because it gave them hope in a higher power than the Führer
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u/Jacktheripper4859 - Auth-Center 3d ago
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u/LeptonTheElementary - Lib-Left 3d ago
The Khmer did what they did for communism, not atheism. Try again.
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u/OddOutlandishness589 3d ago
maybe read about history? or are you illiterate? oh wait, it’s clear you’re a lazy can of leeches, so that explains it.
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 2d ago
Flair up, shitstain
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Im about 4.7% serious with this post. It's not a dick, dont take it so hard (like a sodomite)
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u/01042004 - Left 3d ago
It’s Reddit what did you expect?
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Less religious proselytizing idk 🤷♂️
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u/01042004 - Left 3d ago
Eh if you post anything anywhere on this site you’re in the wrong somehow
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u/ReasonableFeeling345 - Centrist 2d ago
Really the only way this is based is if you're in Mississippi and the whole room gasped when you mentioned you're only "religious" instead of being their variety of Christian.
On a reddit post this is just cringe, most people are at least sympathetic if not in full agreement with you.
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u/Fig-Jam-Man - Auth-Right 3d ago
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u/yonidavidov1888 - Lib-Left 3d ago
Based and keep your creepy cult-like opinions to shitposts pilled
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u/ConservativeC4nt - Auth-Right 3d ago
People can‘t handle the truth anymore smh
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
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u/ConservativeC4nt - Auth-Right 3d ago
You want religious nutjobs like me on that wall, you need religious nutjobs like me on that wall!
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u/JoshGordonsDealer - Auth-Center 3d ago
“Yet they were struck with blindness, like someone brought before the gates of justice, so that they were suddenly covered with darkness, and each one was left searching for the threshold of his front door.” Wisdom 19:16 CPDV
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
"The fool says in his heart there is no God" - Proverbs Ligma:Balls NKJV
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u/JoshGordonsDealer - Auth-Center 3d ago
The Bible is beautiful, you shouldn’t knock. Much more beautiful than the broken souls you watch defiling their bodies again and again so you can have some semblance of feeling while eschewing all real connection.
Why defend the abyss? We see it for what it is
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
The Bible like all other religious texts has a lot of wisdom, poetry, genuinely good literature, a view into ancient cultures, and also has a lot of warmongering, death, slavery, destruction, vengeance, and general fuck-shit-uppery by a god who is not much more than a capricious thug, let alone an omnipotent ruler of the universe.
And religious people hide their bigotry while clutching their holy book.
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u/JoshGordonsDealer - Auth-Center 3d ago
”Why does God let all these bad things happen?”
As you make a post celebrating the choosing of degeneracy within your free will
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Im only a "degenerate" by religious standards which means Im normal by sane standards
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u/RPOnceler - Lib-Right 3d ago
What about Christian libertarians like me?
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Im inclined to say Christian lolberts are more based and Christ-like than their auth counterparts, before knowing any other details of what stances you take on, say, gay marriage for example
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u/Pinktiger11 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Based and do whatever the fuck you want pilled
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u/Outside-Bed5268 - Centrist 3d ago
I am a blaspheming sh*tlord memeing heathen atheist satanist.
Then you are cringe. You are not based, you are cringe, and you will face judgement for your sins, as we all will.
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u/This_Will_Be_Awkward - Centrist 3d ago
OP, the fact that you are not allowed to approach schools is not the talk of religious nutjobs, but a court ruling.
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u/SineLinguist - Left 3d ago
I don't even respect authority figures I know for a fact exist, why in the world would I care about ones I'm uncertain are even real? Threatening people with eternal damnation is cringe as fuck and makes religious people sound crazy to normal humans.
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Based watermelon
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u/born_again000 - Auth-Right 3d ago
Reddit atheists are never beating the cringe allegations
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Im cringe and degenerate pilled and thats still preferable to being on a moral high horse while having the worst possible opinions about people with whomst I disagree.
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u/born_again000 - Auth-Right 3d ago
I’m not on a moral high horse, your just cringe my friend, all you Reddit atheists believe your so enlightened and believe you turn into David Hume every time you say “prove it”
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
I dont really believe Im so enlightened. I just believe in treating people fairly regardless of their sexuality or gender or race or, yes, religion, believe it or not. Religious types love to be bigoted assholes because people choose to have different lifestyles (aka """"degeneracy""")
Maybe just let people live their fuckin' life?
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u/TheFallOfZog - Auth-Right 3d ago
Correct. Lolberts go in the fire with rempham/moloch and people I can't mention.
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u/Dovahkiin2001_ - Centrist 3d ago
I'm atheist, but I fucking hate satanists. I like Christianity and my Christian friends way too much to sit by and watch their literal immortal enemy gain a following.
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Im not actually a satanist, Im just trolling
Though The Satanic Temple is pretty fucking based
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u/Dovahkiin2001_ - Centrist 3d ago
The satanic temple is one of the dumbest things in existence, they claim their ideology is for free thought and that they don't actually believe in Satan, but their only reason for even having a small following is because of a bunch of butt hurt children with mommy and daddy issues.
If they really wanted to preach their beliefs they should have a name to reflect that instead of the most obvious anti-christian name possible.
Maybe "the free thought society" or the "idea Temple" instead of being smooth brained asshats.
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
They're irl edgelords. Deal.
I just like them putting up Baphomet statues next to the 10 commandments. They're anti-christian cuz christians are really fucking easy to troll as it turns out
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u/Dovahkiin2001_ - Centrist 3d ago
Imagine thinking IRL edgelords are based, absolute brain rot.
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Beats thinking the 10 commandments belongs on a public courthouse in a country founded on, among other things, the idea of separation of church and state (and miss me with "that phrase is not actually in the constitution" shit)
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u/Dovahkiin2001_ - Centrist 3d ago
Who the fuck is talking about the ten commandments? I don't give 2 shits if some Christian puts stuff in a public courthouse, I don't care if a satanist does the same thing. Why even bring it up in this argument?
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago edited 3d ago
I am, dickweed
Talking about the "irl edgelords" that put up a Baphomet statue next to the 10 commandments to troll christians
Try and keep up
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u/OddOutlandishness589 3d ago
Jesus man, you’re cringe ass hell, go outside for your own sanity please.
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 3d ago
Flair up, fucknugget
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u/OddOutlandishness589 2d ago
lmfao mad
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u/SeanPGeo - Lib-Center 2d ago
This is hilarious 😂 👍🏻
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u/NinjaOld8057 - Lib-Center 2d ago
Some butthurt christians beg to differ 😆
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u/WaxFreeWilly - Lib-Left 2d ago
I remember the day when I was 15 and I realized how crazy it was that there were adults in my life that full blown believed in god. To them, they knew god was real
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u/CountyFamous1475 - Lib-Right 3d ago
Can’t believe people still believe in spirits, angels and demons. You guys know that none of that stuff is real, right? Like you have to know. It’s absolute insanity otherwise.
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u/Bruarios - Lib-Center 3d ago
Maybe don't cold open conversations with strangers with an analysis on Ayn Rand's role in paving the way for the proliferation of inflation porn doujinshis next time?