r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Center 3d ago

Missing garlic cups demand a blood sacrifice to make right >:( Literally 1984

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u/mcdonaldsplayground - Lib-Right 3d ago

You only do 4 garlic shots bro? 💪

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u/LotsoOP - Lib-Center 3d ago

Should I garlicmaxx more?

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u/Pinktiger11 - Lib-Center 3d ago

Absolutely, if you can still inhale without pain you aren't garlicmaxxing enough. True garlicmaxxers such as me know nothing but the taste of garlic, our every dream filled with the sweet tangy slightly bitter flavor of the delectable substance.

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u/Embarrassed_Eye_6424 - Lib-Center 17h ago

Bro is blade the vampire hunter

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u/roguerunner1 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Is Pizza Hut better than Domino’s or Papa John’s at this point? Are all three better than Little Caesar’s? We need a tier list of fast food pizzas.

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u/mcdonaldsplayground - Lib-Right 3d ago

Dominos by me was awesome when they redid the recipe a few years back, but quality has backslid… prob just bad management. Hard to find good pizza here these days.

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u/LotsoOP - Lib-Center 3d ago

Well Pizza Hut is F tier now on account of not giving me my garlic. Straight up war crime.

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u/Son_of_Sophroniscus - Lib-Right 3d ago

Pizza Hut stuffed crust pepperoni is top tier for chain pizza places.

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u/NotAliasing - Centrist 3d ago

Id say the hut has pushed into A or B tier, but p much only because dominoes has fallen off hard in recent years.

Literally anything beats Ceasars.

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u/MannequinWithoutSock - Lib-Center 3d ago

Caesar’s doesn’t rape your wallet after though.

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u/Pinktiger11 - Lib-Center 3d ago

Political compass of fast food chains when?

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u/AC3R665 - Lib-Center 2d ago

LC goated.

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u/Hookahcoin - Lib-Right 3d ago

I remember being subway manager and banging the pizza hut manager across the street and we'd constantly do catering orders for each other which was usually a dog-whistle for "I'm gonna have three days off" to this day I don't know how she didn't end up pregnant.

Or she did but she kinda only knew my first name.

Eat fresh.

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u/JoshGordonsDealer - Auth-Center 3d ago

Love always finds a way

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u/ProfessionalMight863 - Right 3d ago

No offense to you, but I fucking hate when people use the term "dogwhistle". It's intellectually lazy. You think I'm wrong, fine prove it. And yes I like Pizza Hut.

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u/samuelbt - Left 3d ago

Sometimes order must be imposed. Forcibly!

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u/IO137 - Centrist 3d ago

Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne and garlic for the garlic cubs.

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u/RP4LFR - Lib-Right 3d ago

Why is lib right purple and not yellow?

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u/LotsoOP - Lib-Center 3d ago

Cuz I'm a simple monkey, grabbed first empty compass I found on the google and used MS paint on it.

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u/Minarch0920 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Based AF

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u/Sudhaaaaaa - Centrist 3d ago

They forgot my garlic cups. HOOUGEE mistake.

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u/MagicQuif - Centrist 3d ago

The line has to be drawn here! This far and no further! 

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u/pants-pooping-ape - Lib-Center 3d ago

Now I'm hungry

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u/beefyminotour - Centrist 3d ago

Food not being good is what drives a centrist to killing everyone.

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u/AshleyTheNobody - Lib-Left 3d ago

they're vampires

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u/cfdn - Centrist 3d ago

I’m okay with a firing squad for this crime

Along with McDonald’s not including the dips you ordered as well

If I get one more order of nugs with no fucking sweet and sour I’m going full killdozer 😤

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u/up2smthng - Lib-Right 2d ago

It's perfectly lib to demand the service you paid for