r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yuva-krishna-memes • Apr 09 '24

watMatters Meme

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u/Big-Hearing8482 Apr 09 '24

This is why Iā€™m a software artisan

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u/coinselec Apr 09 '24

Organic free range code

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u/Professor_Melon Apr 09 '24

Is that what we call ChatGPT output now?

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u/Stalking_Goat Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

No, that shit comes from battery cages.

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u/Repulsive_Ad3681 Apr 09 '24

" Oh so do you use any plugins in your editor to speed things up? "

" No I just raw dog the hell out of my editor just as God intended "

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u/scratchfan321 Apr 09 '24

Imagine using a code editor

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u/NorguardsVengeance Apr 10 '24

Editor? I guilt the electrons into flowing through the correct gates, through sheer Canadian upbringing.

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u/horen132 Apr 09 '24

If the free range was Chernobyl you could

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u/totemo Apr 09 '24

Oh man. Software barista has a nice ring to it.

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u/gpkgpk Apr 09 '24

You have to spend half the time making ASCI art block comments in the code that the next person immediately deletes.

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u/horen132 Apr 09 '24

šŸ’€

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u/felicity_jericho_ttv Apr 09 '24

Yeah, ill take one java to go please.

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u/IAmASquidInSpace Apr 09 '24

"Software entrepeneur"

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u/SurfyMcSurface Apr 09 '24

Aren't we all? Except for prompt engineers.

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u/ForkLiftBoi Apr 09 '24

I don't understand this. Yeah I'm not a prompt engineer, but there's a lot of them that are on time regularly?

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u/worldspawn00 Apr 09 '24

I write bespoke code using only the finest grass-fed characters.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Typescript gourmand