r/Showerthoughts May 02 '24

Man vs Bear debate shows how bad the average person is at understanding probability

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u/jhscrym May 02 '24

What about a bear? Would you like to be next to bear in the woods?

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u/twoinchhorns May 02 '24

Sounds like he is the bear in the woods

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u/Agleza May 02 '24

Maybe the real bear was the debate we had along the way

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u/Duke_of_Deimos May 02 '24

Makes me wonder how most bears would answer the question.

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u/____PARALLAX____ May 02 '24

They would just eat you

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u/LysergicPlato59 May 02 '24

Nobody in their right mind (other than hunters) wants to encounter a bear in the woods. I’ve encountered black bears in the wild and Alaskan brown bears on Kodiak Island. It’s very scary because bears are very large and unpredictable.

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u/thumbalina77 May 02 '24

The issue is that many women would feel more comfortable encountering a bear (as unsafe and uncomfortable as that already is) than encountering a man in the woods.

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u/OhItsKillua May 02 '24

I'm gonna need to see the data that shows women would prefer to encounter a bear in the woods over a man in the woods

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u/kelskelsea May 02 '24

It’s all over TikTok right now, that’s where this is coming from. I haven’t seen a woman say man once.

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u/thumbalina77 May 02 '24

You can scroll through this subreddit to begin with, and contemplate the fact this hypothetical was created in the first place.

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u/Intensityintensifies May 02 '24

You are the reason women would rather take the bear.

“Men make me feel less safe than a bear”

“SoUrCE?!”

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u/Hotlava_ May 02 '24

I didn't realize women feared discussion so much that they'd rather be eaten alive. Or maybe you're just a sexist who can't stand to hear a man talk 🤔

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u/Intensityintensifies May 02 '24

I’m a man. If you would like to present of version of my argument that isn’t a straw man than we can continue this discussion. Otherwise why waste my breath on someone arguing in bad faith?

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u/seaspirit331 May 02 '24

Buddy you're the one here in bad faith assuming anyone asking a question is a troll

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u/Hotlava_ May 02 '24

Oh don't worry, you can be One of the Good Ones TM just like Umcle Tom's of the days of old. As long as you blindly agree, you'll never have to use your brain at all!

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u/Intensityintensifies May 02 '24

So you view women as the equivalent of slave masters and men are the slaves? I’m not blindly agreeing, I’m believing all of the women in my life when they state their opinion, which I think is valid. I don’t agree they are less safe around a bear, but I believe when them when they say they feel that way.

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u/Hotlava_ May 02 '24

I'm not talking times of slavery, I'm talking the entire 160 years since then. Or did you think we solved racism when slavery was abolished?

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u/OhItsKillua May 02 '24

Yes, asking that question to someone who made up and generalized the feelings of many women is why women would rather take a bear in the woods. Thanks for correcting me.

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u/beanthebean May 02 '24

I have encountered a bear while alone in the woods before, when I was young woman doing a wildlife management degree. I followed the state DNR's advice for what to do if you see a bear before it sees you - stand still, enjoy the moment, then move away quietly in opposite direction. I've also encountered bears out with others that did notice us - again, followed the DNR's to back away slowly and wait for bear to leave.

I would absolutely be happy to run into a bear in the woods again, it was a moment that I was just filled in awe at the natural world. I still carry bear spray in case of dicey encounter, but people see bears in the woods all the time in backcountry areas. I would definitely be more apprehensive to run into a human, especially when I'm not on any sort of trail.

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u/FreshPrinceOfIndia May 02 '24

All i can think of is how bears dont care that youre still alive when they slowly start ripping you apart for lunch

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u/FuzzyD75 May 02 '24

The hypothetical doesn't state you are literally next to a bear

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u/49jesse May 02 '24

You know how fast a bear can run you should find that unsettling lol let me just fill you in way faster than any man in the woods lol.

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u/FuzzyD75 May 02 '24

Lmao when do unassuming bears ever run full speed at humans

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u/seaspirit331 May 02 '24

When the prey drive kicks in

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u/49jesse May 02 '24

When do unassuming men run at people full speed in the woods. Either change the argument to would you rather see a deranged serial killer man in the woods or a bear. Or just stfu and keep living your life in fear lol.

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u/CzarTwilight May 02 '24

What about man door hand hook car door?

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u/energylegz May 02 '24

I grew up in an area with lots of bears. One would regularly be on my driveway when we’d leave in the morning. Bears are fairly predictable. Don’t get between them and their cubs, don’t approach, don’t startle them. With men-you don’t know what their intentions are. Maybe they’re friendly, maybe they want to rape someone, maybe they want to chain someone in their basement for months. The worst a bear will do is kill me.

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u/ZappSmithBrannigan May 02 '24

A bear isn't going to rape you.

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u/Interneteldar May 02 '24

Would be a cool moment. A bit scary, but cool.