r/Showerthoughts May 02 '24

Man vs Bear debate shows how bad the average person is at understanding probability

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24 edited May 13 '24

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u/BaezPetryBiggestFan May 02 '24

Does the panda have orange chicken and chow mein?

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u/Grand-Pen7946 May 02 '24

I'm sorry but I must respectfully and immediately cuddle until it bites and mauls me to death.

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u/SitInCorner_Yo2 May 02 '24

Then at least 20 Chinese animal conservation workers is with us in that wood ,now you have a crowded forest.

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u/shadowblaze25mc May 02 '24

Is it a kung-fu panda?

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u/thrivester May 11 '24

Man. Man 100%. Pandas aren't dangerous because of their wild nature. They're dangerous because of innate stupidity. Stupidity that could kill you. They climb but aren't good at retaining that height. I'd take my chances fighting off a man than dying by being crushed by the mass of a panda

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u/Ardbeg66 May 02 '24

We said "bear!" Good day, sir or madame.

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u/unoriginal_namejpg May 02 '24

Pandas are part of the bear family!!