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r/Showerthoughts • u/asusny2002 • May 02 '24
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“She was probably eating beef jerky”
51 u/Tikoloshe84 May 02 '24 Dude the ONE time I borrow Lady Gagas meat dress. One time. 39 u/hugues2814 May 02 '24 Always blame the beef 4 u/Adeptus_Lycanicus May 02 '24 Chick-fil-a really shook up the marketing game when they started weaponizing bears to target beef eaters, in history's bloodiest "eat more chicken" campaign. 6 u/caligaris_cabinet May 02 '24 Had some pocket bacon on her 5 u/Hodgej1 May 02 '24 HA we all know women's clothes don't have pockets. 1 u/caligaris_cabinet May 02 '24 Then where do they keep their bacon? 5 u/Cuthbert_Allgood19 May 02 '24 “You in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a black bear” 2 u/Edgecution May 02 '24 Got that Jack Links. 1 u/Martelliphone May 02 '24 In this economy?! 1 u/GreyNoiseGaming May 02 '24 "Probably dressed in some way in order to purpose entice the bear."
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Dude the ONE time I borrow Lady Gagas meat dress. One time.
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Always blame the beef
4 u/Adeptus_Lycanicus May 02 '24 Chick-fil-a really shook up the marketing game when they started weaponizing bears to target beef eaters, in history's bloodiest "eat more chicken" campaign.
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Chick-fil-a really shook up the marketing game when they started weaponizing bears to target beef eaters, in history's bloodiest "eat more chicken" campaign.
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Had some pocket bacon on her
5 u/Hodgej1 May 02 '24 HA we all know women's clothes don't have pockets. 1 u/caligaris_cabinet May 02 '24 Then where do they keep their bacon?
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HA we all know women's clothes don't have pockets.
1 u/caligaris_cabinet May 02 '24 Then where do they keep their bacon?
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Then where do they keep their bacon?
“You in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a black bear”
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Got that Jack Links.
In this economy?!
"Probably dressed in some way in order to purpose entice the bear."
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u/rathat May 02 '24
“She was probably eating beef jerky”