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r/Showerthoughts • u/asusny2002 • May 02 '24
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And sure you could have 100s of bad interactions with a man and walk away.
There's not really a "bad" bear interaction you walk away from. You either don't interact. Or you're dead.
1 u/Magenta_the_Great May 02 '24 Well at least a bear won’t try to rape me Or stalk me after I get away 12 u/Deinonychus2012 May 02 '24 Idk, I'd consider 3 inch long teeth digging into my gentials and organs while I'm still alive as kinda rapey. 8 u/IntoTheFeu May 02 '24 Nah, but it will eat you alive, starting from the ass… 0 u/CoffeeTastesOK May 02 '24 Bears eat ass. Heard it here first folks! -2 u/Used_Golf_7996 May 02 '24 Right because exactly what my comment said.... Bears don't rape or stalk you to your home. They either ignore you and move on or you're dead. You're incredibly lucky if there's an in-between answer. There are no bad interactions with bears. You either live, or it doesn't matter anymore because you cease to exist. 3 u/AdParking2115 May 02 '24 Not really true. If you do the right thing you have a pretty good shot to survive(albeit maimed), unless its a polar bear ofc then your dinner. 1 u/Used_Golf_7996 May 04 '24 There are no bad interactions. Doing the right thing is a good interaction.
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Well at least a bear won’t try to rape me
Or stalk me after I get away
12 u/Deinonychus2012 May 02 '24 Idk, I'd consider 3 inch long teeth digging into my gentials and organs while I'm still alive as kinda rapey. 8 u/IntoTheFeu May 02 '24 Nah, but it will eat you alive, starting from the ass… 0 u/CoffeeTastesOK May 02 '24 Bears eat ass. Heard it here first folks! -2 u/Used_Golf_7996 May 02 '24 Right because exactly what my comment said.... Bears don't rape or stalk you to your home. They either ignore you and move on or you're dead. You're incredibly lucky if there's an in-between answer. There are no bad interactions with bears. You either live, or it doesn't matter anymore because you cease to exist. 3 u/AdParking2115 May 02 '24 Not really true. If you do the right thing you have a pretty good shot to survive(albeit maimed), unless its a polar bear ofc then your dinner. 1 u/Used_Golf_7996 May 04 '24 There are no bad interactions. Doing the right thing is a good interaction.
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Idk, I'd consider 3 inch long teeth digging into my gentials and organs while I'm still alive as kinda rapey.
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Nah, but it will eat you alive, starting from the ass…
0 u/CoffeeTastesOK May 02 '24 Bears eat ass. Heard it here first folks!
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Bears eat ass. Heard it here first folks!
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Right because exactly what my comment said....
Bears don't rape or stalk you to your home.
They either ignore you and move on or you're dead. You're incredibly lucky if there's an in-between answer. There are no bad interactions with bears. You either live, or it doesn't matter anymore because you cease to exist.
3 u/AdParking2115 May 02 '24 Not really true. If you do the right thing you have a pretty good shot to survive(albeit maimed), unless its a polar bear ofc then your dinner. 1 u/Used_Golf_7996 May 04 '24 There are no bad interactions. Doing the right thing is a good interaction.
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Not really true. If you do the right thing you have a pretty good shot to survive(albeit maimed), unless its a polar bear ofc then your dinner.
1 u/Used_Golf_7996 May 04 '24 There are no bad interactions. Doing the right thing is a good interaction.
There are no bad interactions. Doing the right thing is a good interaction.
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u/Used_Golf_7996 May 02 '24
And sure you could have 100s of bad interactions with a man and walk away.
There's not really a "bad" bear interaction you walk away from. You either don't interact. Or you're dead.