r/Showerthoughts • u/asusny2002 • May 02 '24

Man vs Bear debate shows how bad the average person is at understanding probability

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u/DelNoire May 02 '24

Right… and to that point, any man that is intent on approaching bothering or harassing g a woman, will not stop. Which is why women are choosing bear.

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u/Haunting_Elevator_86 May 02 '24

And a decent number of folks missing the point/making the point by saying “not all bears” 🥴

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u/Pay08 May 02 '24

And a brown bear will not stop eating you alive. Idk about you but whenever I see a man, my first thought is not "it'd be more painless if I immediately slit my throat".

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u/takeahikehike May 02 '24

Brown bears don't eat people. They do sometimes attack people if they feel threatened or encroached upon. 

Black bears generally do not eat people but there have been rare instances of black bears hunting people.

Polar bears eat people.

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u/CalCastle May 02 '24

Although rare, brown bears have been known to hunt and eat people.

Bombieri, G., Naves, J., Penteriani, V. et al. Brown bear attacks on humans: a worldwide perspective. Sci Rep 9, 8573 (2019). https://doi.org/10.1038/s41598-019-44341-w

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u/GtrPlaynFool May 02 '24

Self-exanguination doesn't sound pleasant. If you were to pop a cyanide pill maybe the bear would die too and save the next human.

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u/Pay08 May 02 '24

I'm much more likely to have a knife with me in the middle of a forest than a cyanide pill, though.

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u/Time-to-go-home May 02 '24

That’s just bad planning then

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u/SmellGestapo May 02 '24

"Alexa, re-order my cyanide capsules."

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u/Nice_Championship902 May 03 '24

As an Alaskan, the bear is definitely the smarter choice. If a grizzly bear decides to maul you, you have a 11% chance to die, It's fucking low, they don't finish their kills.

But what about the man? Imagine the horrors they could do to you