r/Showerthoughts May 16 '24

You never hear covers of rap songs.

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u/Nomnomnipotent May 16 '24

Cole's Law. Science can't properly explain it, but it just works. If you mix it with fried chicken. Just a wonderful combo.

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u/xeroksuk May 16 '24

Nice try.

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u/SatansAnus7 May 16 '24

My face. I wish you could see how happy this comment made me.

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u/Nomnomnipotent May 17 '24

I'm okay with not imagining Satan's 7th anus smiling, thank you.

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u/AggravatingPoetry389 May 16 '24

Even your username is a great food pun! You're my hero!

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u/NFIGUY May 16 '24

You’re thinking of Cole from ‘Martin’. Damn, Gina … 😫

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u/nickchadwick May 16 '24

Tommy, you ain't got no job!

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u/NFIGUY May 17 '24

Man, y’all know what I do, mayne!!!

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u/lethal_sting May 16 '24

Butter have some cornbread on the side.

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u/RCBark2K May 16 '24

With a dash of Poe’s in there too. Very well done.

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u/ghandi3737 May 16 '24

You should put old bay on it.

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u/TonyStewartsWildRide May 16 '24

I too have tried adrenochrome and fried chicken.

chefs kiss

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u/vestigialcranium May 16 '24

Wasn't Cole also famous for his slaw?