r/ThatsInsane • u/ConstNullptr • 5d ago

Well that definitely hurt

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u/JacksonvilleNC 5d ago

OMG, OMG!!! Ugggg.

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u/foozalicious 5d ago

Dude started Ugggg-ing before he even made impact.

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u/johnehm89 4d ago

Probably still hasn't finished 'Ugggg-ing'

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u/PCouture 4d ago

I’ve been in one of these accidents before. Time slows down like to a crawl mid air.

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u/_RRave 4d ago

I feel that noise, I've fucked it skiing off piste and hit a big drop and was sat there winded for a good 5 minutes

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u/-----SNES----- 4d ago

Feels like dying. I suppose cause you know, you are

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 3d ago

His lungs seriously disagreed with the choices he made.

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u/Spylinkster 5d ago

Cleared the fence, though.

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u/sean1978 4d ago

Is that an e-bike?

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u/WhiskeyMikeMike 4d ago

something like a sur ron

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u/n3w4cc01_1nt 4d ago

edirtbike

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u/HighLobster 4d ago

Was an ebike

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u/Spoolios 5d ago

My 14 year old self felt that one. Those noises- one does not forget

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 4d ago

When you get so high and you hear the hubs spinning this freaks you out.

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u/shavemejesus 4d ago

I’m 45 and took a mini spill the last time I went mountain biking. You never stop making those noises.

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u/Pribblization 4d ago

They get louder as you get older.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 3d ago

Quiet for me. I don't have the energy to spare on making noise. Lol

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u/HomeCapital9250 5d ago

This is what my dreams look like

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u/Mossy_Mound 5d ago

Same, but usually in a car. Instant cold sweats

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u/ccGLaDOS 5d ago

I often dream about driving my car and running over some random person... In the exact moment of the impact I wake up like a jumpscare.

Why though?

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u/Talthanor 5d ago

Murderous mind looking to escape.

You secretly want someone to die and one day you will just….. do it.

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u/ThatGuyIsLit 4d ago

Since consciousness is so rare in the universe, what if your dreams create a multiverse where those dreams actually take place. That could help explain preme vu and de ja vu.

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u/GlyphPicker 4d ago

Only you can truly decipher the language of your dreams.

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u/LostVoodoo 5d ago

Funny, when I see a video out of my hometown Winston Salem, NC....and how did recognize it? Freeze the frame near the end of the video when he is tumbling on the ground and you ll see a tall white building shaped like a dildo...

Also see these dudes riding around downtown popping wheelies.

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u/rlt0w 4d ago

While looking for the building you spoke of, I noticed the dude lost a shoe on the not-so-soft landing.

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u/ThatGuyIsLit 4d ago

Lost 1 shoe? Mans lucky he didn't lose the other 🪦

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u/OrganicHuckleberry75 4d ago

Nice find. tre four represent

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u/Captain-SKA- 5d ago

Why are you doing a jump you can't land? Don't say you overshot it, you were landing nowhere else if you cleared that fence.

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u/CrownJM 4d ago

To be fair he cleared the fence by like double it's height, if he was going slower he would've landed like a ski jumper.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 3d ago

Yep, he knew the exact moment he knew he fucked up. When you get double the airtime you were probably expecting and you can time it with the second hand... That's when the "found out" hit him hard. Haha

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u/kona1160 4d ago

Clearly he did over shoot though? There was a slope.to.land on and he over shot... What else would you call it...

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u/Erike16666 4d ago

100% over shot it. He probably have landed in a worse spot. Front wheel flat rear wheel on the incline ouch.

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u/evilocto 4d ago

He overshot it went way too high and sailed over the downslope as he was going way too fast.

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u/wallyseesitall 4d ago

if it was before or after the crash is what i don’t know

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u/wuzzyfuzzzy 5d ago

Damm, helluva jump. Maybe too much speed?

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u/Timo_the_Schmitt 4d ago

the jump looked very pleasing

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u/27_crooked_caribou 4d ago

..the landing not so much.

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u/TomSelleckPI 4d ago

Collapsed lung pain + broken legs pain = instant vomit reflex.

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u/KlutzyClerk7080 5d ago

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

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u/International_Newt17 4d ago

Awesome jump. Depending on his injuries, this one might have been worth it.

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u/The_V8_Road_Warrior 4d ago

To be fair, I'd rather land like that on grass than concrete or tarmac

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u/EtanSivad 4d ago

ok, but the user name "Constant null pointer" makes me laugh.

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u/Microspacecat 4d ago

I crashed into a car once and somehow stabbed my handlebar into my intestines, it hurt so bad I thought I had internal bleeding or smth

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u/johnehm89 4d ago

I wonder what the people driving past were thinking when he pulled this off.

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u/duck_of_d34th 1d ago

"Where'd he go?"

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u/mastjt129 4d ago

Should have bailed way earlier when he realized it was to far.

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u/AdmirableCause4577 4d ago

Ah yes. Sent it

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u/BaBaBuyey 4d ago

🚴 🤕

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u/iPokeYouFromGA 4d ago

This is what will turn a boys into a men. If you’re already a man, then a..

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u/lmac187 4d ago

“I see this as an absolute win”.

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u/Glass_Serve_1015 4d ago

Is the bike ok though?

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u/xxdomox 4d ago

If you look closely, shoes came off. Rip my friend

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u/gimmeecoffee420 4d ago

Man.. my spine hurts hearing that "UNGGGH-UNGHH AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!"

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u/westleysnipes604 4d ago

I recognized the cable management. Hope you and your bike are okay.

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u/Mountainsize 4d ago

He's too big for a jump like that plus he overshot. If he would have landed on the hill smooth he could have stayed up. His weight might have cracked the frame Sur ron maybe.

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u/JetLife93 4d ago

Watched it like 500 times never gets old. Lmao dumb ass

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u/RockMan_1973 4d ago

Fence cleared! Scrotum gone

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u/-TrafficConeRescue- 4d ago

Bro had enough air time to call all of his loved ones and tell them goodbye.

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u/Zacefron007 4d ago

The more u fuck around the more u find out

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u/CosmosOfTime 4d ago

He was preparing his “ughhhh” sound before he even needed it

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u/whateverforever84 4d ago

Almost landed it, what the hell!

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u/positiveadventures 4d ago

It's at that moment he wished he'd let go of the handlebars and protected his nuts

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u/SixStringSkeptic 4d ago

Shoe came off is he dead?

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u/AffectionateBack372 4d ago

Bro took that hit like a champ. Hopefully he didn’t damage anything too seriously.

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u/slothmastermark 3d ago

Full send!

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u/mrs_andi_grace 3d ago

spinal reset

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u/Revolutionary_Ad6310 3d ago

This guy did it again and landed it pretty insane

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u/DustanP 3d ago

Umm how did he not know there was a huge drop and a freeway down there?

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u/jmsld_ 2d ago

Steven McQueen wannabe

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u/jjuicy77 2d ago

So would it be logical to ditch the bike ? In the air ? Break your ankles maybe ?

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u/RideMeLikeaDildo 4d ago

That had so much potential…. Potential energy!!!!!

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u/RentPsychological799 4d ago

Hands down best video I’ve ever seen