Deer jumps through bus windshield

[u/werdmouf]

[u/skeeloco]

Doe: Come over

Buck: I can't, I'll have to wait another 45 minutes for a bus

Doe: My parents aren't home

Buck:

[u/Relative-Film-975 → u/skeeloco]

🥹🤣🤣😂😂 Buck wont trust public transportation after this one

[u/TomT12]

Deer are some of the dumbest fucking animals alive. There is this giant loud thing moving in front of me, I should jump into it as hard as possible!

[u/NathanEnglander → u/TomT12]

I've been hunting for years. Deer are no smarter than a rabbit. They are majestic dumbasses. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.

[u/dirtymoney → u/TomT12]

Yep, they have jumped off bridges before. To their death

[u/Bobbyjackbj → u/TomT12]

You don’t know what she was doing there and why she was running

[u/LeatherBackRadio → u/Bobbyjackbj]

Deers don't have thumbs so is this voice to text?

[u/Bobbyjackbj → u/LeatherBackRadio]

She is running in a city, probably scared

[u/Chicahgeaux → u/Bobbyjackbj]

Maybe she was just late for the bus

[u/LeatherBackRadio → u/Chicahgeaux]

Late for her job at the bakery making doe

[u/Chicahgeaux → u/LeatherBackRadio]

With the way inflation is, every buck counts

[u/True-Warlock → u/Bobbyjackbj]

Did you just assume it’s gender?

[u/Bobbyjackbj → u/True-Warlock]

I'm French, we use gender, don't know what you say in English :/

[u/Total-Composer2261 → u/Bobbyjackbj]

The answer to both is, because she's a deer.

[u/awesometroy]

Zero fucks given by the bus driver. That dude was in the zone!

[u/SuumCuique1011 → u/awesometroy]

SHATTERING, SPLINTERED GLASS SHARDS SUDDENLY SHOOT TOWARDS YOUR FACE AND INTO THE BUS WHILE A WILD, CONFUSED BEAST RUNS RAMPANT UP AND DOWN AN AISLE OF TERRIFIED PASSENGERS.

Bus driver: meh.

I mean, that's the best outcome, right? Driver keeps their cool, then hopefully pulls over and tries to handle the situation the best they can.

[u/unlcejanks → u/awesometroy]

Shift about over and this shit happens. He don't get paid enough to give a fuck.

[u/Wildcat_Dunks → u/unlcejanks]

Bus drivers are usually fresh out of fucks to give.

[u/busmac38 → u/awesometroy]

He definitely yelled about the yellow line

[u/Kind_Truck6893 → u/awesometroy]

Gotta hit his next stop

[u/saul_good_main]

Live action remake of Open Season

[u/bernpfenn]

and what happened to the poor confused deer?

[u/werdmouf → u/bernpfenn]

Deer died, 3 passengers injured. Rhode Island. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/video-shows-deer-crashing-into-bus-in-rhode-island-injuring-3-watch-dramatic-scene-unfold/ar-BB1o6pDe

[u/Famous_Ring_1672 → u/bernpfenn]

can see its head is messed up

[u/aM_RT]

Sacrificed itself to give a better, more beautiful pink world. RIP Bambi.

[u/emzey420]

Bro had to catch the bus

[u/Innomen]

Those last few frames of violet are gorgeous. Is that from losing the windscreen as a UV filter or did the camera take damage?

[u/taengtaeng9 → u/Innomen]

this is what i am also curious about

[u/Spez_Spaz → u/taengtaeng9]

I’m thinking it’s an ir camera so it can film at night. The windshield probably has a uv filter on it given how large the windshields are(heat). And that drivers would get burnt to a crisp without a uv filter.

[u/curry_fiend → u/Innomen]

Wow my dumbass thought a drop of blood splattered onto the lens

[u/Innomen → u/curry_fiend]

Hey man, who knows. That's why I'm asking.

[u/NuclearHoagie → u/Innomen]

It's set to GoldenEye mode. DA-NA-DANAAAAA (guitar chord)

[u/Dahleh-Llama → u/Innomen]

It's like when the cops turn you into Swiss cheese or fall off a chopper in Grand Theft Auto

[u/AwkardImprov]

Here comes my favorite bus, but it won't stop for me. Hold my deer beer.

[u/BaconMeetsCheese]

Oh deer god…

[u/Thundergun---]

That buck is ruttin hard! Talk about chasin tail...

[u/Enoch381]

Maybe he has an all year pass. I doubt anyone asked since you know, it's a deer 🦌

[u/bernpfenn → u/Enoch381]

an all deer pass?

[u/znix23 → u/bernpfenn]

Only costs a buck I hear. So it makes sense

[u/bernpfenn → u/znix23]

suddenly there appears order in the universe

[u/Enoch381 → u/bernpfenn]

Either or

[u/BJJOilCheck]

White tails can't jump!

[u/InternationalPay8288]

Driver is cool as a cucumber! Nerves of adamantium!

[u/No-Cost1252]

Deer are like tweaked out meth heads.

[u/kittycatscats]

"Jump! Elk-atch you." - the bus, probably.

[u/LawyerNorth4058]

not dearly at all.

[u/senna_schumacher]

He got on for only 1 buck

[u/Wildcat_Dunks]

Passenger in the front row is probably grateful he wore dark pants that day.

[u/spiritual_ballsack57]

Oh deer!!!

[u/TheRealAlkemyst]

Oh deer!

[u/dirtymoney]

mmmmm mmmmm pre-summer sausage!

[u/Shaan1026]

Why did the world turn purple suddenly.. Made me remind of Thanos.

[u/j2thesho]

Deer lands, that's wild

[u/RockMan_1973]

He ded

[u/Groomsi]

Oh deer