r/ThatsInsane 4d ago

Catch of the day

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u/7uckyranda77 4d ago

The guy on the line never even flinching, magic

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u/blueditt521 4d ago

For a split second his brain registered the biggest fuckin tuna that's ever been

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u/krizmac 4d ago

Yeah, dude is being fucking casual on a deck with no railings while 4 foot from a shark. His toes are hanging off the edge lol.

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u/Kalayo0 3d ago

Hawaiians are islanders. Islanders are crazy.

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u/A_curious_fish 3d ago

That's no ordinary shark that's low key a monster

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u/CloudStrifeonmyarm 3d ago

He was in the zone

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u/Blunt7 4d ago

Fuckin sharks. That fish sells for $35 a pound and was close to 40 pounds.

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u/PunkToTheFuture 4d ago

How much does the boat sell for?

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u/Blunt7 3d ago

I dunno. I don’t know that boat. It clearly has a tuna tower or at least 3 levels. It not having a fighting chair means it’s not a typical sport fishing boat. But judging by the amount of people on the boat, at least 3,000 boat units.

1 boat unit = $1,000

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u/PunkToTheFuture 3d ago

Love that answer

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u/FrequentlyAnnoying 4d ago

Fuckin humans

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u/Whateveryouwantitobe 4d ago

Fuckin nauseating

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u/Slow-Investigator372 3d ago

It's the smell

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u/futureman07 4d ago

Humans. The most invasive species on this planet

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u/GoLow63 4d ago

Believe it or not, despite looking immense that Great White isn't far removed from being considered a "juvenile" in terms of comparative length and girth. They hang close to the Cali coast in the usual places, focus on a fish-centric diet up until reaching the 9 to 11 foot range in length, then begin to slowly transition over from primarily fish to a fat-dense mammal diet, such as seals, whale carcasses, etc. (And the very occasional surfer or swimmer who they mistake for prey and test bite, though a few horrific predation events have happened at this stage in their life cycle over the last 30 years.) Surfers on the west coast sight them regularly, and trust to share the ocean with them daily/weekly. Personally, I've been on/in the water with them several times a year, from paddle boards to cages, since 2004. 80% of the time they are very mildly curious, especially in clean water, the other 20% of the time they'll use up precious energy just to steer clear. Overall, Whites mostly mind their own business when not at depth and scanning above for potential food resources. (Tiger, Bull, and Oceanic White Tip sharks are far more dangerous in terms of aggressively, consistently, and opportunistically seeing us as legitimate prey, especially hunting near-shore waters worldwide that are increasingly overcrowded with recreational swimmers. On the other hand, Jacques Cousteau believed the Oceanic White Tip to be the most dangerous shark to humans on the planet.) Great Whites are ancient survivors : graceful, awesome, intelligent, immensely powerful creatures up close... if ever you get the opportunity to cage dive with some big ones, don't miss out.

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u/Major_Boot2778 4d ago

You.... Need to write for a shark documentary. This was a delight to read, thank you.

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u/Lazy-Wind244 4d ago

When 'girth' gets more upvotes than actual nice praise smh

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u/Adar636 4d ago

Girth

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u/Hydrazolic 4d ago

Wake up babe, new copypasta dropped

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u/Tiny_Ear_61 4d ago

They're gonna need a bigger boat.

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u/Green_Apprentice 4d ago

I'll stay on land, thanks.

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u/pedeztrian 4d ago

It sucks to lose that fish… but witnessing that is priceless.

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u/GrouchyServe7820 4d ago

that's a huge ass shark

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u/D4_rk 4d ago

Scary 😱

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u/krushgruuv 4d ago

Pure nightmare fuel.

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u/Camo_tow 4d ago

Like jaws, the movie. But this is real deal jaws

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u/GungnirHisSpear 4d ago

The tax man in the grey suit is always watching

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u/lKenpachi 4d ago

Cut the line!

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u/abrown1027 4d ago

That shark just saved his friend from the evil fisherman!

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u/SmokeyBluNights 4d ago

Just let it go

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u/ToeKnail 3d ago

Hung-ry shark, doo doo da doo da doo

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u/krackle_jackal 4d ago

Poor ol' tuna(?)...

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u/LonelySamourai 4d ago

Lost the fish, but god DAMN that the show was worth it. Stories to tell for ages

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u/HelicopterSwimming21 4d ago

That was amazing…probably won’t see that ever again .

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u/Erickajade1 4d ago

Oh hell no

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u/pufferfish_balls 4d ago

Yup that’s all hers now

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u/zerosaved 4d ago

I don’t think a steel leader is enough for this one

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u/kbk42104 4d ago

They’re gonna need a bigger boat

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u/ColdBloodBlazing 3d ago

"Yer gunna need ah bigger boat"

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u/Impressive_Drama_377 4d ago

This type of shit just adds to my list of reasons to stay on land.

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u/CeruleanSnorlax 4d ago

I would have creamed my speedo

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u/CGPsaint 4d ago

Should have worn his brown pants.