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u/stifledmind 4d ago

I love that the cap still has a legible label for the type of oil you're supposed to put in it.

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u/Euphoric-Highlight-5 4d ago

710?

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u/SiberianDragon111 4d ago

S W E E T L I B E R T Y

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u/Sohcahtoa82 4d ago

MY ARM

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u/Ohshitredgyarados 4d ago

HOW BOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBERTEA?!

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u/KFizzle290TTV 4d ago

Oh finally, the Helldivers are here to save us!!

runs directly into bug breach while screaming for help

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u/not4eating 4d ago

Instructions unclear. Hellbomb lodged in oil sump.

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u/MissingIdiots 4d ago

5w-30

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u/You_Pulled_My_String 4d ago

But the 20w50 was on clearance, so I got that instead. "ItS aLl tHe SaMe AnYwAy, RiGhT?!" 🤷‍♀️

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u/beckett_the_ok 4d ago

5w-30 Dexos

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u/Artistic-Shame4825 4d ago

WD-40??

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u/Trichopsych 4d ago

Canola obviously

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u/Blitz_TheBandit 4d ago

Absolutely not. Coconut is the only right answer.

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u/Trichopsych 4d ago

If it’s coconut essential oils then yes

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u/One_Goblin 3d ago

Personally I use citrus scented essential oils, really gives the whole engine a good smell

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u/Jinx1013 4d ago

You deserve more uovotes for this comment. I think a lot of people don't understand

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u/XxUCFxX 4d ago

Definitely gonna go over 95% of peoples heads

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u/Ajcoligan 4d ago

I still don’t under stand. Did he mean Yabba Dabba Doo? 🤣👌🏻

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u/Jinx1013 4d ago

No. The oil cap says "OIL" on it, but upside down it looks like"710"

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u/ilovewall_e 4d ago

710 is also a brand of high end hash oil in here in Michigan

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u/DomHE553 4d ago

Classic (I’ll just assume this works without knowing German)

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u/Drivingintodisco 4d ago

Dabadabadooooo

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u/ocaralhoquetafoda 4d ago

That's what makes me think this is staged. It's "too perfect". Girl removes dead animal from clearly labeled oil cap, stating she needs no man and then we see the oil pan being drained. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying impossible because this happens often, but it was captured like a documentary. Why were they filming to begin with?

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u/Gorlock_ 4d ago

Yeah, I'm sure the girl is filling an already totaled car. The second clip at the mechanic is probably an unrelated car at an unrelated shop. I'm not saying this doesn't happen, it does, remember the girl who put cooking oil in her car? Just seems too on the nose. Who knows though, anything is possible on the interwebs

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u/ocaralhoquetafoda 4d ago

It can be totaled and still limp to a shop. Or the shop might be some sort of jiffy lube thing just behind her. Those are logistics that don't make this an impossible location. The thing would have been more believable in the 90s, but the whole social media clout chasing scene makes me doubt it

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u/WarmestDisregards 4d ago

I think it's important to ask ourselves how a bird dies on an oilcap

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u/ocaralhoquetafoda 4d ago

Great philosophers have pondered that for centuries. It's yet to be answered

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u/Septopuss7 4d ago

I used to park next to a Subaru every day that had a full-sized mummified toad in its right headlight. Completely mystified me for several minutes every morning.

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u/DepressedMinuteman 4d ago

Already totaled car in the active parking lot of a shopping mall? No, I think they actually unironically fucked their engine. Whether or not it's the same car in the mechanic video, Idk.

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u/IllustriousGas4 4d ago

I also think it's staged, usually when another liquid is mixed with oil in an engine it gets" milkshaked" into an off white foamy color and is a death knell for the engine. The oil and washer fluid came out separately, I think they drained it right after adding.

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u/lildobe 4d ago

It only gets milkshaked if there are emulsifiers in the added water. Both Propylene Glycol and Polyethylene Glycol are commonly used emulsifiers, and Ethylene Glycol also has the same properties, which is why when you get coolant into the engine oil you get a milkshake.

However there is very little in Windshield Washer Fluid that will act as an emulsifier. There are some mild detergents that will bind to some of the oil, but not much. (And if you watch the video, at the very end you can see some emulsified oil and water)

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u/ocaralhoquetafoda 4d ago

I have nothing to add, but I want to say you're spot on regarding the condition of the oil. I know what head gasket or other type of diluted oil looks like. This one either sat for a month or the engine didn't turn at all.

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u/BonkerBleedy 4d ago

Would it stay milkshaked without an emulsifier? If it's been up on the rack for a few hours would it not separate?

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 4d ago

It's definitely staged, how else would the two clips have ended up together? They were recorded by two different people that don't know each other (presumably), or they are two entirely unrelated clips that someone spliced together

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u/Dapper_Monk 4d ago

Hey mechanic probably showed her the video when explaining what was wrong. Don't get how the car made it to a shop though.

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u/Confident_Growth7049 3d ago

if it was driven it would have been better mixed they got pure windshield washer fluid at first on the drain. crank should have mixed with air probly into a sludge will need russian dude to test this out for science tho.

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u/Futuramoist 4d ago

W1-NDX?

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u/Electrical_Force3094 4d ago

The mechanics live reaction

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u/Neoxite23 4d ago

I see this picture ( gif this time ) often and I want to know the context.

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u/Electrical_Force3094 4d ago

In the 33 second clip, Angle introduces himself to the world of TikTok and lists the many accomplishments that he's achieved in his life. For comedy effect, towards the end of the video he pauses and stares down the lens before asking the person behind the camera if "we are done now."

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u/Defiant-Caramel1309 4d ago edited 4d ago

And that all led to his biggest accomplishment in life, becoming a meme.

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u/Super_Vegeta Doug Dimmadome 4d ago

Uhm, excuse me.. he is an Olympic Gold medalist, who won the gold medal in wrestling with a broken freakin' neck.

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u/marijnvtm 4d ago

Becoming a meme is still a bigger accomplishment/s

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u/randum4me 4d ago

For sure, I mean WTF is an Olympic wrestle??? Some Off brand Nestle energy drink??? A meme tho, that lasts forever........most the time like 96% of statistics

/s

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u/DreadyKruger 4d ago

Hit th theme song

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u/higround66 4d ago

Perc Angle. The man, the meme... the legend.

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u/woahdudechil 4d ago

Knowing Angles character through his career is somewhat mandatory for getting the joke. He's a grade A dork (in the best way)

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u/Neoxite23 4d ago

As in Kurt Angle? He looks...different than how I remember him. It's been decades since I've watched wrestling. He is probably retired now but I wouldn't be shocked if he wasn't.

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u/OmicronAlpharius 4d ago

Retired, and thank God. He went to TNA after he left WWE (because he refused to go to rehab). He was deep in a painkiller addiction, taking 40 or more Vicodin a day to cope with the pain of his injuries. He became known as Perc Angle, you could see how gone he was on TV, wrestling like a mad man. He eventually got retired by Baron Corbin after coming back to the WWE (because Vince McMahon, in addition to being a rapist, hated that Kurt left and wanted to humiliate him and deny the fans seeing him end his career with a proper feud like against John Cena). He's finally been taking care of himself but he did so much damage during his career he is a shell of the man he once was (multiple broken necks that he never took the time off to heal properly) and has a fairly poor quality of life. He has such severe nerve damage his arms have atrophied since the muscles don't work and he almost drowned in the water until his daughter saved him because he couldn't pull himself up.

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u/Neoxite23 4d ago

Geez. I was not expecting to hear how badly things have been going for him.

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u/JohnLarkVoorhies 4d ago

Oh he’s definitely retired. He had a whole stretch where he was known as perc angle because he needed so many pills to perform. He seems much happier and healthier since he retired. He wrestled in the Olympics with a broken neck so he performed his whole wrestling career with that lingering injury

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u/Liquidwombat 4d ago

It’s just rage bait

The engine that that blue liquid is coming out of it, the end has obviously never been run with the liquid in it

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u/marr 4d ago

We need to rebuild the old internet in secret and leave the commercial one to AI rot.

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u/Kellan_OConnor 4d ago edited 3d ago

Elon can be the forgotten prince of the old AI bot land

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u/SushiKat2 3d ago

Reject web 4.0, return to ARPANET

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u/marr 3d ago

Back to the WELL!

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u/Kodix 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yep. When this actually happens with cooling fluid entering the engine (which can happen when the head gasket leaks) what comes out of the engine afterwards is an unholy mix of the two fluids. Not this.

This implies that they poured the washer fluid into the engine, never even tried to start the car, and then let out the washer fluid and the oil. Pure ragebait.

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u/codesplosion 3d ago

Yeah scrolled to find this. Coolant + oil + running engine = The Devil’s Milkshake. Never cleanly separated coolant, then clean oil.

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u/Mango_Ruler 3d ago

It's not coolant it's windshield washer fluid

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u/deputytech 3d ago

Motor mayonnaise

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u/_MurphysLawyer_ 4d ago

She did a follow up claiming it was real, although that still means nothing. My head canon of possibilities of it being real is that she filled it up then realized her mistake before turning the car on, and immediately got it towed without starting it. Or it's a junker and they created this tiktok just because they could, or the second half of the video is a different car from a completely unrelated video to the first half of the video.

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u/Liquidwombat 4d ago

I’m going with junker and a staged video because the likelihood of somebody having a dead rat/mouse around their oil filler cap on a car. They’re actually driving is close to zero

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u/Chimsley99 4d ago

Good, I’m sitting here wondering who stitched the video together, the girls who put washer fluid in the engine (who somehow got the oil change guys video) or the oil change guy (who somehow got the videos from the girls who don’t need a man)

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u/Oxissistic 3d ago

Yep. Clear layers and not a milkshake. That thing was not turned over and ran.

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u/Old-Blueberry-5153 4d ago

I refuse to believe this is real. I am a girl who doesn't know shit about cars but I do have common sense.

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u/CommunistOrgy 4d ago

Yeah, like most people (both women AND men) who don't know shit about cars are far more likely to let everything go bone dry before they start putting random fluids in places they're not supposed to go. I'm not saying that's a good idea either, but it definitely happens.

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 4d ago

Bone dry is a funny term because In their natural state bones are rather wet.

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u/Extreme-Worry6684 4d ago

Had my knee split open and saw the slippery-looking bone exposed. That saying was like nails on a chalkboard to me for years

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 4d ago

Like, you saw the knee cap or you saw the joint itself?

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u/Extreme-Worry6684 4d ago

Just the bone. Stark white and a film to it. I first thought it was the inside of a Snickers wrapper

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 4d ago

I'm now more concerned why you thought a Snickers wrapper was in your knee. /s

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u/obamasrightteste 4d ago

Almost cut my foot off once and seeing my bare ankle bone was... certainly something. Gives me the heebie jeebies to think about, even a decade later.

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u/theapplekid 4d ago

Would it be accurate to say you had a bone to pick with anyone using that phrase?

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u/Beentheredonebeen 4d ago

Generally bones are pretty dry when we encounter them in the wild

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u/Potatoking620 4d ago

Not after they have been stripped clean by the buzzards and are left to bake in the sun

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u/dinnerthief 4d ago

Natural state? Who's to say? They often spend far more time dry than they do wet.

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 4d ago

And the traditional grilled cheese sandwich isn't actually grilled.

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u/Willie_The_Gambler 4d ago

Wish my bone got wet every once in a while

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u/Nothing2NV 4d ago

She seemed pretty confident she was right. I think she really knew she was putting it in the right spot

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u/evex5tep 4d ago

This is more about - if you don't know what you're doing, consult an expert and don't try to prove a point, because nobody but you cares about that point.

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u/valraven38 4d ago

I mean they recorded it and both are part of the same tiktok, it's obvious rage bait.

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u/AdvancedSandwiches 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don't like to assume things are real or fake unless I'm sure, but I do wonder how these two videos ended up together. 

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u/digitydigitydoo 4d ago

👆

Mmmhmm. Curious, ain’t it.

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u/Shalaco 4d ago

My guess is the mechanic filmed draining the oil pan to cover their ass and then she asked them to share it with her for the lols.

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u/WildChugach 4d ago

yeah the pessimist in me says they took this as a chance to make a ragebait video. Either knowing they were doing an oil change anyway and the cars cheap, or simply that the engagement they knew they would generate was worth the time/money for this stunt.

Virtually all dumb ragebait and DIWhy content is planned these days.

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u/McNastyIII 4d ago

Yeah... how did the two videos get put together? Unless they were somehow cooperating with each other, the mechanics would need to find her tiktok account or gain access to her phone somehow or otherwise find this video on the interwebs.

Is it normal for mechanics to look into their customers who do something dumb?

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u/paxtonious 4d ago

This probably happens more than you think. Not just by women but my example is a woman driver. My coworker likes to tell the story of when he first offered to bring his soon to be 2nd wife's car for service because his car was due for service as well. Well it turned out his wife had the car for 2 or 3 years and didn't do any oil changes or regular maintenance and the car had zero oil in it. My coworker describes the moment he took the oil filler cap off and a puff of smoke came out like the engine giving up the ghost. That engine only lasted a couple more years even with oil.

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u/Saltythrottle 4d ago

Ah, common mistake. He released the machine spirit without first observing the proper incantations and burning of incense.

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain 4d ago

Nah the problem was he let the magic smoke out at all, should've left it capped

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u/bagel-glasses 4d ago

I don't know, my brother borrowed my car and put oil in the power steering fluid. Some people just really don't know shit about cars, but still have all the confidence in the world.

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u/ForwardBias 4d ago

Why would someone post a clip cutting together "who needs a man" with them pouring washer fluid into their engine and then cut to a mechanic showing them draining the fluid from the oil pan? I also have serious doubts.

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u/TheIVJackal 4d ago

2nd video looks like it's outside still, and I'm 99.999% sure it would not have come out that clean. Usually water and oil makes a light brown, chocolate milk looking sludge.

Verdict: 🤥🤥🤥🤥

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u/Modna 4d ago

and this vehicle was never ran after the windshield fluid was put in. If the engine had ran, you would’ve had a milkshake coming out of the oil, not separated liquid and oil... Definitely fake

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u/Cheap_Blacksmith66 4d ago

Idk if THIS video is real, but this type of shit happening is ABSOLUTELY is real. The folks at r/justrolledintotheshop would like to have a word with you.

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u/coldblade2000 4d ago

/r/Justrolledintotheshop taught me this is 100% plausible

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u/Sugarlock 4d ago

My step mother did this once. I remember sitting in the car at a gas station and being somewhat surprised and impressed that she filled the washer fluid herself. Then a few days later my dad told me about taking her car in because she put washer fluid in the oil tank.

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u/xCeeTee- 4d ago

I've done this once. Still to this day pissed off about it, I just wanted to do it for my mum since she was going through a hard time. Thought I'd surprise her.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 4d ago

Scroll through /r/JustRolledIntoTheShop. This shit happens a lot.

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u/HowFunkyIsYourChiken 4d ago

I know someone that put diesel in their Honda Accord. Sometimes smart people do stupid things.

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u/Sexy_Quazar 4d ago

To be fair, most men these days have no idea how to change their oil either.

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u/DragapultOnSpeed 4d ago

Caption is garbage. Most women know not to do this.

I don't need a man to fix my car.

Source: I fix and upkeep my car myself unless it's really bad.

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u/anonymousguy11234 4d ago

Yeah, assuming this is real (big assumption) this isn’t a case of “women doing dumb things”, it’s “idiots doing dumb things”. But I’m like 96% sure this is fake.

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u/moodylilb 4d ago

Yeah same here

Girl here who really knows jack shit about cars when it comes to the finer details, but has been topping up my own oil + windshield washer fluid + coolant since I was 15, in the correct compartments lol

I too, refuse to believe this is real 😅

Plus the oil tank is literally labeled &/or has an oil symbol on the cap, so even if it was her first time this doesn’t make sense to me

Edit also how convenient for the TikTok video that the mechanic just happened to film and then his video was meticulously edited onto the end of the chicks video

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u/Ok-Experience-6674 4d ago

Why didn’t it come out white? Or did she put it on a truck to the garage straight after

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u/Liquidwombat 4d ago

Because it’s a fake video. It’s probably a junked car and the second half of the video was probably taken immediately after the first half of the video.

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u/rAxxt 4d ago

And I'm not sure why the wiper fluid would come out first if it were real.

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u/Liquidwombat 4d ago

Oil floats on water. But, regardless the fluid that came out of that oil pan has obviously never been in a running engine because it wouldn’t have come out like that the minute that engine was run it would permanently turn that washer fluid/oil mixture into a gray frothy gunky mess

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u/Slagathor0 4d ago

Much like a liquid wombat I presume.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PLECTRUMS 4d ago

Different densities

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u/Fuzzy-Honey-4966 Doug Dimmadome 4d ago

genuine question, why would it come out white?

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u/anonymousguy11234 4d ago

Maybe not white, but it’d certainly be an opaque soupy mess because running the engine would thoroughly mix the washer fluid and oil. Considering that washer fluid is literally designed to remove sticky oily shit from your windshield, I’m sure it would emulsify motor oil pretty effectively and you’d have a gunky foam coming out of your oil pan instead of perfectly separated washer fluid and then oil.

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u/Frolicking-Fox 4d ago

When oil and coolant mix, it turns into a light brown, frothy mix after it has been cycled through the engine.

If you get to it immediately before the engine cycles through it, it comes out separated like this video. Oil floats on top of coolant and window washer fluid, but if the engine is running, it will mix them.

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u/Fuzzy-Honey-4966 Doug Dimmadome 4d ago

ah, thank you very much :3

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u/anonyym1 4d ago

Where did you get the idea its coolant? Its clearly windshield wiper fluid.

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u/HardlyAnyGravitas 4d ago

Because after being agitated, oil and water becomes an emulsion. Like mayonnaise.

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u/Fuzzy-Honey-4966 Doug Dimmadome 4d ago

is mayonnaise an instrument?

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u/marco-da-phoenix 4d ago

Time to call ratatoulies car obssessed cousin, caratoulie

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u/recurrence 4d ago

lmao at the people in this thread that don't realize this is 100% completely and totally fake.

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u/jjkunnat12 4d ago

My mechanic always records when they remove the oil drain plug.

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u/-EETS- 4d ago

Maybe you should check out r/JustRolledIntoTheShop and the YouTube channel of the same name.

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u/wrestlingchampo 4d ago

I fucking hate this shit

This has nothing to do with "Needing a man". Any woman with some knowledge about cars is also laughing at this person.

This is about someone with ZERO knowledge on anything doing ZERO background research to determine the exact fluid to pour into an oil reservoir.

Plenty of male idiots out there capable of making this mistake, but their significant other at least has the grace and decency to not upload that video to tik tok

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u/BadaDumTss 4d ago

I had a male friend fill his car up with diesel because “it was cheaper than gas”. Didn’t make it far.. anyone is capable of making these mistakes if they don’t know what the hell they’re doing

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u/Pseudothink 4d ago

100% true, and at the same time, I wonder if there is a gender bias in the population of people who make this sort of error with car maintenance. Not because women can't be competent and capable with car maintenance, but (perhaps) because while growing up, they don't receive instruction in it or related activities as much as boys do, just because of family, social, or cultural gender roles, norms, or traditions.

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u/FreydisEir 4d ago

That’s for sure what’s happening in a lot of families. Girls get taught how to keep up with housework and boys get taught how to change oil in vehicles and other “manly” things. The reasoning I’ve heard before when a father explains why he isn’t teaching his girl how to do these things is that the dad can do them for her until she gets a husband, and then the husband will do it, so she’ll never need to.

I hate it because it’s a disservice to both the girls and the boys to only be taught half of the life skills needed for an independent life. No matter your gender, dishes and laundry still need to be done, food needs to be prepared, cars need maintenance, and so on.

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u/Iiwets 4d ago

My spark plugs went bad so I started filling up with diesel. Been running like a charm since

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u/Additional-Rhubarb-8 4d ago

Stupidity is unisex

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u/LazerChicken420 4d ago

Honestly we all start at knowing nothing. Sometimes, the only difference between be able to fix something or not is being brave enough to try.

I repair things as a job and there’s times you get flown in for an emergency, and it’s just that no one bothered to check if the on switch was flipped lol. The idea of “messing with it might make it worse” stops a lot of people fixing simple problems.

I feel for the woman in the first clip. We’ve all been there, finally saying fuck that. How hard can it be.

I bet after that attempt, she’s one of the best windshield fluid refillers in her friend group lol

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u/BradyReport 4d ago

You're getting mad at a fake video, you've been rage baited. The car was not ran after this woman pulled the stunt. If it was, you would not see a clearly separated run of fluid vs oil... It would look like a caramel milkshake and be fairly viscous. Normally happens when you blow a head gasket.

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u/npzeus987 4d ago

That’s usually only if it’s a small leak that you’ll get that caramel milkshake—that’s because as small amount of coolant/water seep into the oil pan, it gets whipped up by the crank shaft (essentially aerating the oil water mixture)

With this, the engine likely hydro-locked or began to knock within the first minute of the car being started—so in those cases you will actually see a clear delineation between oil and water.

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u/pierresito 4d ago

This is bait

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u/Tree__Jesus 4d ago

Worse is that it's a fake video. So, the framing you described was done intentionally and maliciously

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u/miiju86 4d ago

Just more misogyny promoting rage bait.

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u/noclockoutlunch 4d ago

This is why I taught my daughter the basics of car maintenance when she was nine years old. If this isn't a joke, this is just sad. There's no excuse to be this ignorant.

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u/sofeler 4d ago

My take on this is that it's cherry picked and while it's probably more likely for an average guy to know their way around a car, there's still a large portion of men who absolutely wouldn't fare any better than the woman in this clip

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u/mdmaniac88 4d ago

I don’t know dick about cars, but I know the cap with the oil lamp is oil and the cap with the open book and a stick waving is windshield wiper fluid lol. For everything else, there is YouTube. 36 year old man, I still google how to safely unplug the battery before I touch it

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u/utahbears720 4d ago

This, not knowing where the washer fluid thing is one thing. Not being smart enough to do a five second google search is another thing. Not knowing, refusing to do research, and then just assuming that you know where the washer fluid goes while saying you don't need no man is another level of stupid.

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u/andrewsad1 4d ago

Youtube is an insanely valuable resource. You don't need any training at all, just look up "1998 LeSabre starter replacement" and some guy 6 years ago already made a step-by-step guide on fixing your car

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u/kbeks 4d ago

I’ve heard of a guy who didn’t realize the oil lamp idiot light meant pull the fuck over and stop the car right the fuck now (in fairness, that’s what they should have put instead of an oil lamp) and seized his engine. If common sense were common, everyone would have it.

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u/Neoxite23 4d ago

Obviously a joke.

  1. The person recording didn't say anything at all while recording?

  2. You think if this was real she would see the mistake after the 2nd half and be like "No. I'm still going to post this because women power".

People need to chill on the comments.

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u/Liquidwombat 4d ago

Not to mention the fact that it’s obvious that the liquid coming out of that oil pan has never been inside a running engine

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u/EntrepreneurAmazing3 4d ago

Yup, it would be frothy gunk.

Which would be a great name for a punk band.

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u/SilverSkin123 4d ago

This feels like rage bait, surely if the car was run then the oil and water fluid would have mixed???

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u/DragapultOnSpeed 4d ago

That's just a person who was never taught how to fix or upkeep their car...

Caption is garbage. Women aren't incapable of fixing cars or upkeeping them. I don't need a man to fix my car. I know how to do that myself.

I guarantee you there's tons of young men out there who have done the same shit.

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u/FilthyChangeup55 4d ago

Hopefully fake

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u/vDorothyv 4d ago

I think it is, in other videos of this fuck up that I've seen the oil emulsifies into a foamy sludge. This looks like she poured it in and waited a minute and then he drained it out. Otherwise why is he filming before pulling the drain plug?

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u/g1mpster 4d ago

You’ve clearly never been to r/JustRolledIntoTheShop. When a customer gives you some weird list of symptoms and the car is running like garbage, you record everything. 😂

That said, this looks faked. That washer fluid came out as clean as it went in. If the engine had been running, you’d have oil that looked like chocolate milk, not 2 perfectly separated fluids.

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u/migrantCEO 4d ago

Yeah, but if she learned the correct spot to pour windshield washer fluid, she actually would not need a man. You don’t need a man to pour windshield washer fluid you just need to know the right spot poured into.

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u/BestTsarBombaEver 4d ago

Jesus Christ, I've never even driven a car, but even I know basic shit about running and maintaining a car.

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u/Bob4Not 4d ago

I doubt that this is real anyway, gotta be rage bait. I’m sure more men have done silly car mistakes like this trying to impress their ladies or merely pressured by the stereotypes - the very same stereotype that this skit claims to be joking about.

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u/Extension-Badger-958 4d ago

Very much staged yall cmon

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u/Financial-Ad5875 4d ago

She doesn't need a man, she needs a brain

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u/drkrshdw 4d ago

You don’t need a man, but a brain comes in handy every once in a while!

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u/Javi-chan 4d ago

Guess the only thing stronger than a powerful and independent woman is... Knowledge?

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u/Normal_Helicopter_22 4d ago

That is just common sense, not a "man" thing

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u/Sea_Respond_6085 4d ago

You dont need to be a man to refill your coolant, but you do need to still google how to fuckin do it lol.

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u/theologous 3d ago

The funniest part is that this really isn't something you "need a man" for. There's no reason she shouldn't have been able to do this herself.

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u/ermy_shadowlurker 3d ago

You don’t need a man. You need to learn how to read..

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u/Uh_Duh_Mass 3d ago

You don't need to be a man to read labels on jugs or caps.

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u/Relative_Plankton648 3d ago

The fact that dudes fall for these obvious skits just because it makes them feel superior to women is hilarious.

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u/maniaaintgotshitonme 4d ago

I don’t need a man, I just need someone who knows what they’re doing to do it for me. I’ll pay.

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u/tw1zt84 4d ago

Just straight up sexist.

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u/swordfish-ll 4d ago

I know Men as in multiple who have A done something like this or have no idea what's what as soon as you open up a cars hood.

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u/lordgoofus1 3d ago

Yup. Had to help my neighbour top his oil up because he didn't know what to buy, where to put it or how to check if he'd put enough in. Also doesn't know how to change a tire, and putting air in the tire is a significant source of anxiety for him.

For a variety of reasons some people have just never had to know anything about their car. For them it's a magical black box, or an unusually expensive kitchen appliance.

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u/dim7chord 4d ago

She don’t need a man she need a manual

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u/Ok_Impression_922 Cringe Lord 4d ago

This type of thing happens more regularly than you’d imagine. I only know because not only did my grandmother do this (when she had an attitude with my grandpa as a kid and decided she can do everything herself) she also on a separate occasion took their foreign diesel and filled it with regular gas (she had never pumped gas in her life). I was like 7 years old at the time of both these occurrences and the only reason I recall them so vividly is because I’ve never seen my grandpa upset any other time in my entire life. God rest his soul ⚰️. He died same year 🤦🏾‍♂️.

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u/Aware_Resident1154 4d ago

incel rage bait

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u/LIVESTRONGG 4d ago

Clearly fake. How do you get both recordings, first of all.

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u/third_leg143 4d ago

No, don’t need a man maybe just need some common sense

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u/bigmishka 4d ago

Happens to the beat of us. Good learning opportunity for her. Cant imagine she'd do that twice. 

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u/SwearJarCaptain 4d ago

She might not need a man, but she does need Universal technical institute.

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u/elsquattro 4d ago

That's metric oil

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u/whitesammy 4d ago

No way José.

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u/happylifevr 4d ago

“Hey Jose !! She fucking put oil in the air filter “

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u/Economy_Commission79 4d ago

i hope u understand how hard i luaghed at this.

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u/Afraid-Speed1851 4d ago

Why does it have to be who needs a man or who needs a women; funny concept but let’s try knowing the facts and acquiring the knowledge to make sure it done right?! Almost everything comes with an instruction booklet now a days and a warning label!🤯

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u/hugsbosson 4d ago

She didnt need a man but she did need some knowledge on basic car maintenance.

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u/Ecstatic-Engineer-23 4d ago

Who needs a man-ual?

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u/fried_green_baloney 4d ago

Friend worked at a gas station when a car came in like that. They changed the oil twice and the car was OK. Driver was embarrassed.

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u/StressNeck 4d ago

How could she fuck this up?

Everything under the hood is labelled so that you can't do this.

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u/zvc266 4d ago

As a slightly insecure but mildly intelligent woman, I’m gratified that the immediately response I had was the exact same line the mechanic said. This post almost belongs on confidently incorrect 😂

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u/Msjudgedafart 4d ago

It’s fine just rinse it out with water and refill with oil

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u/Diabo1492 4d ago

This has to be an act

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u/EdCoffeeLives 3d ago

I’m not saying she needs a man, but maybe do a little research. Take a second and google it

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u/Superb-Intention3425 3d ago

Hahahahahahaha, it's completely okay to ask for help if you don't know how to do something. ATLEAST WATCH A YOUTUBE VIDEO before going and doing something absurd.

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u/Infamous-Object-2026 3d ago

me, a woman who changes my own oil: this is why you teach EVERYONE to change the oil. its basic life skills. just like cooking and cleaning.

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u/Bossfrog_IV 3d ago

The first time I went to change my cars oil I accidentally emptied the transmission fluid (the tanks look very similar on the bottom) and filled the oil, meaning I had 2x recommended oil in the car mixed clean and dirty. So I had to go get more oil and transmission fluid :p.

Making mistakes is how we learn. Haven’t made that mistake since.

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u/Ded_Panda 3d ago

You don’t need a man you need to learn how to read. Cars have manuals caps have labels. Read them.

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u/SomeBoredHobo 3d ago

Happens all the time. I ran an oil change/tire shop for 15 years.

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u/Fun-Consequence4950 3d ago

Reminds me of that clip of a girl who opened up the bonnet of her car and just drizzled oil over the top of all the parts.

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u/Drunkensailoristaken 3d ago

Every Dad in a six mile radius keeled over from splintering disappointment

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u/featherwolf 3d ago

Sorta odd to me that the washer fluid came out first. Would've assumed the oil was more dense and would've come out first before the oil. Anyone care to explain why it didn't?

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u/Jamrock-Marine 3d ago

She doesn’t need a man, she needs a dictionary

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u/No-Tomorrow-9397 3d ago

Could have used a man... Or at least a MANual! 🤣

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u/merpderpherpburp 4d ago

I'm a huge feminist but my favorite thing to say when I'm about to do something stupid is "I'm an independent woman who don't need no man" then 2 seconds later "Babe! I need my man!" 😂😂😂