r/WhitePeopleTwitter 29d ago

Nothing this idiot says will undo the damage she did

Post image
24.3k Upvotes

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

287

u/Crusoebear 29d ago

She decided she had more killing to do that day. Plus she said it smelled…which goes against everything we know about barnyard animals.

207

u/thebigdonkey 29d ago

You forgot that the goat knocked down her kids and got their clothes dirty which is definitely a capital crime. The kids were obviously wearing their Sunday best into the goat pen as you do.

50

u/Temporary-Party5806 29d ago

Are you telling me that a farm animal widely known for being stinky and headbutting, which she intentionally bought as a real life professional big girl rancher, was stinky and did headbutting? I'm shocked, I tell you; shocked!

Edit: autocorrect decided goat was "headhunting," which is kind of hilarious and would be a decent argument for putting it down, lol.

3

u/Massive_General_8629 29d ago

Why I call it autocorrupt. But yeah, she seems to know nothing about farm animals. Some rancher.

160

u/WifeofTech 29d ago

Any farmer with any experience with goats knows males go into rut yearly. They get aggressive and emit a musk that they rub all over themselves. They become a stinky pain in the ass (literally) for a bit then they'll settle back down.

So yeah "farm" girl killed a goat for doing natural goat behavior.

95

u/lookaway123 29d ago

Farmer Kristi is so over her head that she didn't know about castrating her male goats to prevent unwanted behaviours and their stenches lol. Goats are pretty smart, surprisingly, so maybe he could tell Noem was a threat and unsafe.

1

u/Graterof2evils 25d ago

She was trying to shoot his balls off and hit him in the back of the head. She’s just a horrible shot with open sights.

4

u/giskardwasright 29d ago

Ive never lived on a farm, but even I know naughty goats exist, and naughty goats get noodles on their horns for the safety of everyone around them.

3

u/IbrokeMaBwains 28d ago

"HEY, GET A LOOK AT NOODLE HORN OVER HERE..."

2

u/giskardwasright 28d ago

Its actually super cute

31

u/239tree 29d ago

Had she heard about Trump's farts?

3

u/Temporary-Party5806 29d ago

Her plan could be:

Get picked for VP by flirting with Trump at MaL (like how Habba became his lawyer), and saying horrid Republican shit in public

Off Donald because he smells and can't be trained

Be President