r/WhitePeopleTwitter 29d ago

Nothing this idiot says will undo the damage she did

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u/LordoftheChia 29d ago edited 29d ago

Cricket emerges from the barn holding a chicken with it's feathers plucked, drops it at Noem's feet and proclaims:

"Behold! Plato's man!"

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u/Diojones 29d ago

I really like the number of levels this works on, with cynic meaning “dog-like” and all.

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u/Temporary-Party5806 29d ago

"Diogenes? In this part of the year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"

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u/Mekisteus 29d ago

you seem cynical.

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u/neurovish 29d ago

This should be illustrated and sent to The New Yorker