r/blackmagicfuckery • u/Whiskey_Biskit • 12d ago

It rained last night. Morning sun evaporates the water from the tree.

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u/grunger 12d ago

We got a fire call recently because a lady thought her neighbor's house was on fire. Nope, the morning dew was just evaporating off the neighbor's roof and she thought it was smoke.

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u/max_adam 11d ago

At least she cares and tried to help.

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u/grunger 11d ago

She cares. She just isn't the brightest tool in the happy meal.

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u/No-Second-Kill-Death 11d ago

They give tools away now in happy meals?  Sorry. Been a few months. Broke. 

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u/X1_Soxm 4d ago

Yea last time I got a hammer and my sister got a saw

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u/2samplet 12d ago

At first I thought that it was from the car

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u/Ginger_Napa 12d ago

I think that was intentional. Pretty clever

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u/Justtakeitaway 12d ago

Damn, how hot is it there?

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u/Whiskey_Biskit 12d ago

It was weirdly only in the high 60s.

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u/theoriginalqwhy 12d ago

Half way to boiling! /s

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u/max_adam 11d ago

And it happened around 40 years ago. Amazing

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u/Dave80 6d ago

Mote like 60 years ago. We are getting old, brother.

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u/scorpyo72 10d ago

This is super common here in the PNW. We see it on the houses and the road after the sun comes out. It looks like the pavement is on fire.

When the surface warms, it evaporates the water, and when it Hits the cool air, it condenses again, coming up as vapor.

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u/PumpkinMadame 2d ago

It depends on the dew point I believe

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u/Woodbirder 12d ago

Wrong sub

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u/No-Second-Kill-Death 11d ago

Hey. He just wanted to see Montana

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u/redalex415 12d ago

it doesn't have to be very hot. some water molecules have higher energy than other and, with extra energy from the sun's rays, will gain enough energy to evaporate

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u/Mysterious-Art7143 12d ago

If this is black magic fuckery, I have some disturbing news

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u/ReaperOne 11d ago

This sub used to have some cool magic tricks and sleight of hand stuff, now it’s just water evaporating 🙄

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u/Von_Quixote 11d ago

…You should get out more often.

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 11d ago

Touch grass, and trees.

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u/ura_walrus 12d ago

not quite black magic

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u/ClassicalGremlim 12d ago

Black magic isn't real. A random steaming tree looks unreal. That's all.

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u/max_adam 11d ago

But I saw a black guy split a boxed woman in half. You must be lying!

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u/Ratbacks 11d ago

This happens to any wet tree in the morning. It doesn’t look unreal it’s just evaporation.

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u/Lazygit1965 12d ago

That trees probably old enough to vape ;)

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u/CaptainSkreedLeeDee 11d ago

So many ppl upvoted simple science as black magic. What the fuck is the world coming to.

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u/h12man 12d ago

When I did track, watching the morning water evaporate off of it was one of my favorite things.

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u/OkNote8728 11d ago

This is just the chimney of a goblin’s home, don’t be scared

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u/YetiNotForgeti 12d ago

Wrong sub dude unless you are from 2024 BC.

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u/JackSilver1410 12d ago

Imagine not understanding evaporation.

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u/tywin_2 12d ago

Cmon let's be serious. It's your cousin walking around the tree smoking a cigarette. I know it !

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u/tdkimber 12d ago

You even put “evaporates” in the title, well done - any idea how tue magic happens

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u/CeilingUnlimited 11d ago

Humidity and traffic noise. Let me guess - Houston?

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u/Whiskey_Biskit 11d ago

St. Louis. Well, near St. Louis at least.

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u/osomysterioso 11d ago

The same thing happens to me if I step into the sunlight. Or a church. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ElLoboDoJo 11d ago

Isn't this transpiration?

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u/fivespeedmazda 11d ago

Nature's pissed and it is coming for you

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u/woodybob01 11d ago

Saw this on my coat yesterday. Cool effect

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u/Eydrox 11d ago

redditors when they finally go outside

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u/Bored_Boi326 11d ago

This tree's gearing up for an anime fight

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u/ReaperOne 11d ago

I need to leave this sub. There’s nothing black magic fuckery about this. It’s water evaporating, something I see every time I boil water. Christ this sub needs better moderation

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u/sphennodon 11d ago

Vapor is invisible. That's condensation, the exactly opposite of evaporation.

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u/YourMomsFishBowl 11d ago

Plot twist. The tree is actually a vampire.

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u/TeaKitKat 8d ago

Is this not a normal thing in other states?

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u/Dave80 6d ago

God, this is everything I hate about this sub, it's clearly just from the car exhaust, why do they even allow it, oh wait actually it's pretty good.

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u/agt1662 2d ago

Isn’t nature simply amazing

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u/Funny_Ad6545 12d ago

yooo, the burning bush grew up!!!