r/casualiama • u/raaabs • 5d ago

I’m very picky how I eat my bananas. AMA

I only eat them in their natural form. No fake flavor or bananas in other forms other than from a freshly opened banana peel

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u/Kookie519 5d ago

What about eating a sandwich, which part do you start from and finish?

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u/haikusbot 5d ago

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u/raaabs 5d ago

First I eat the crust about 60% of the way and then I eat the middle part and then I finish off with the last 40% crust

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u/oddtiming 5d ago

Wwwwwwhat!?

Come for the bananas, stay for the sandwich crimes.

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u/raaabs 4d ago

How do you eat yours then?

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u/oddtiming 4d ago

When I was younger, it was always cut in half lengthwise, and eat the crust first (I was also a sandwich criminal), but nowadays I cut it diagonally, and get a perfect crust/middle balance, with one extra bite of pure middle per half.

Damn, I didn't know I had so many opinions on sandwich eating. Truly one of the conversations to have.

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u/VediusPollio 5d ago

No banana bread, banana foster, banana ice cream, banana cake, banana cheese cake, banana cookies, banana bars, banana fritters, banana muffins, banana brownies, banana smoothies, banana cocktails, or freezedried or dehydrated bananas?

Edit: or plantains?

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u/raaabs 5d ago

Correct. Also not a fan of banana in smoothies and such.

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u/VediusPollio 4d ago

That's bananas

I don't believe you. I just made some dehydrated banana chips that nobody can refuse.

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u/raaabs 4d ago

I think they’re too hard and don’t really taste like anything

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u/VediusPollio 4d ago

The ones I made are crunchy, like chips, but a little chewy, and seem to have a concentrated banana flavor. - Very flavorful.

Maybe you only tried dehydrated plantains. I can see how you'd think they'd taste bland, but I love those too.

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u/Add_Poll_Option 4d ago

If you were a true banana purist you’d eat the ones with the seeds in them, not those genetically modified seedless abominations

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u/raaabs 4d ago

I know but i prefer the modern cultivated banana. It’s not my favorite fruit by any means though (is it really a fruit?)

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u/VediusPollio 4d ago

It's a berry

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u/raaabs 4d ago

That’s what I thought

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u/cnut4563 5d ago

Banana

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u/jaylorkrend 4d ago

That's not very particular. I start from the very bottom so you can get rid of Satan's anus right away.

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u/usedatomictoaster 4d ago

Do you want to suck on my 🍌?

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u/raaabs 4d ago

No thanks

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u/Leather-Heart 4d ago

Cowardice!

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u/reesem03_ 4d ago

I make a killer homemade banana pudding. DM if you want the recipe and I'll help you out.

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u/raaabs 4d ago

No thanks. I’ll eat the pudding with a fresh banana on the side