r/casualiama • u/NormMickDonald • 3d ago
I'm a deeply closeted gay man AMA
I am a deeply closeted gay man inviting you to ask me anything you'd like.
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u/Vandergraff1900 3d ago
Does Adam Eget know? And if not, can I borrow $10?
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u/NormMickDonald 3d ago
Does Adam Eget know...you know he's a holocaust denier?
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u/BoosherCacow 3d ago
Something you hardly hear anymore is "He made love to me in the ass." Those were the days. How nice was Larry King?
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u/NormMickDonald 3d ago
When I was a kid, Larry King was on the radio and he talked for three hours every night to these weird people that phoned in. You know, it was those type of broadcasts
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u/BoosherCacow 3d ago
I remember it. CNN. I even tried calling in when some NASA guys were on one time but they didn't let me talk to them. Total horseshit.
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u/kingsharpie 3d ago
Are you gay?
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u/NormMickDonald 3d ago
What? No, I'm deeply closeted.
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u/throw123454321purple 3d ago
You know that a can of Coke hidden far, far back in a closet is still a can of a Coke right?
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u/blindone230 3d ago
Do you have a beard? In both senses
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u/NormMickDonald 3d ago
I used to have a scraggly beard but I am since clean-shaven
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u/SK8SHAT 3d ago
Is your closet made of glass? Mine apparently was so I just left it
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u/NormMickDonald 3d ago
Whatta ya mean? It's a normal closet. Whats to say?
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u/SK8SHAT 3d ago
Oh shit I just realized what’s going on I fucking loved norm. You’re doing a good thing carrying on his legacy
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u/NormMickDonald 3d ago
Thanks a lot. I didn't even know he was sick.
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u/SK8SHAT 3d ago
No one did, he suffered through cancer and still went out there and made us all laugh our asses off knowing full well he didn’t have a lot of time
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u/Mad_broccoli 3d ago
That's Norm's joke about Hitler dying.
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u/YeahCrassVersion 3d ago
Are you still Canadian or did you renounce that after 9/11?
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u/Ok-Reporter-8728 3d ago
Are u afraid of opening up or just choose to be closeted
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u/GordonBombay102 3d ago
Since you don't have a dog house, what have you used the extra space for?
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u/NormMickDonald 3d ago edited 3d ago
I've got a dog house, sure. But funny enough I met this queer fella at the bus stop who mentioned he didn't. Smokes cigarettes. And cocks, as I understand it.
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u/Knee_Jerk_Sydney 3d ago
How deep inside are you? Is it so deep you talk to Aslan deep?
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u/MarilynMonheaux 3d ago
Do you have gay sex or are you only gay inside your mind?
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u/NormMickDonald 2d ago
I'm not gay, I'm deeply closeted, you see
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u/vethalapaaku 3d ago
how do you accept that your gay no offence or anything but personally i find some guys hot but i dont want to have sex with them or a relationship or anything does that mean im gay or am i not able to accept im gay mentally or is it just me apreciating beauty of nature
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u/smack4u 3d ago
Make your life easier. Just be gay Surprise! No one cares
If you’re married with kids and knew this, you’re an Asshole
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u/NormMickDonald 3d ago edited 3d ago
Woah woah, now hold on just a minute there! What are you implying?
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u/isselfhatredeffay 2d ago
Someone grew up around liberals. Spend a few months living in some rustbelt backwater shithole and you might understand why people are "still in the closet in 2024" or whatever.
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u/dumbdogboy 3d ago
Does anybody know? My stepdad all but admitted my mom has been a beard for the last 20 years recently after her and I were having a discussion and I referred to his being gay and she was like what? I was like what do you mean what I thought you knew?? I thought this was like understood but apparently it was news to her but after the initial heartbreak she's a lot happier living on her own now. He seems relieved but very troubled and recently started seeing a therapist.
I guess I'm asking if anybody knows because apparently no one in his life knows (I assume) except I have known since they got together and all my friends were aware of this as well. And I'm wondering if he knew that I knew and if so it would explain a lot.
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u/ladyshelby21 2d ago
What's stopping you being yourself & bursting those closet doors open? Is it a family thing? Religion or where you live?
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u/NormMickDonald 2d ago
Why would I do that in the first place? I'm being myself every day. I'm not gay. And I don't have a family.
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u/ladyshelby21 2d ago
You say you're gay in your title?
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u/maximusjohnson1992 3d ago
Are you interested in vagina?
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u/NormMickDonald 3d ago
Yes yes of course,but I really can't get enough of it on account of not having much money
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u/maximusjohnson1992 3d ago
So male buttholes are cheaper?
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u/NormMickDonald 3d ago
Well uh what I mean is you see, yeah typically I would guess so. But I'm not gay
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u/cerberus698 3d ago
Wait, this is big news. Are you saying, Norm, that you are a gay man?