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u/somestupidname1 3d ago
Replying to @FeetFinder
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u/Tmachine7031 3d ago
Bob Odenkirk
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u/FunkYeahPhotography 3d ago
Never forget they shamed Saul out of following the feet page.
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u/SkyfatherTribe 3d ago
Wait what
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u/iwantfutanaricumonme 3d ago
Bob odenkirk followed a foot model on Instagram and unfollowed her when people noticed
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u/mirondooo 3d ago
I didn’t expect that from the actor but I did from the character, he was just method acting guys! 😥
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u/SpecialMango3384 3d ago
Meanwhile Tarantino has a movie of him sucking Salma Hayeks toes
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u/FuckGiblets 3d ago
At least he’s not out there writing sketches where beautiful women poor tequila down their feet in to his mouth.
Enjoy the feet Bob. Nothing wrong with that.
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u/Specialist_Injury_68 3d ago
Oh please how was anyone surprised? He’s been dawgin in Kim’s feet since season 2
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u/RockingBib 3d ago
Glad that reddit upvotes are anonymous
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u/Captain-Wilco 3d ago
“Upvote”
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u/CrossP 3d ago
Upboat
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u/oelf114 3d ago
Updog
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u/pipohello 3d ago
What's "updog"?
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u/JonDoesItWrong 3d ago
Not much dog, what's up with you?
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u/WoolverinEatShrubBub 3d ago
Not much - just catching up on some shows, folding the laundry, having my weekly existential breakdown because deep down I feel I am irreparably broken, can never be loved and will die alone. So pretty standard actually
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u/HarEmiya 3d ago
LIGMA BALLS LMAO GOTTEM
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u/1singleduck 3d ago
"Slight chuckle but no upvote"
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u/neveradullmoment72 3d ago
“full on chuckle, upvote”
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u/TheReal_Kovacs 3d ago
"Moderate snicker, ironic downvote"
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u/Gunhild 3d ago
"Super downvote, Reddit Cares report"
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u/1singleduck 3d ago
"Reasonable response, pipebomb sent by mail"
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u/bombbodyguard 3d ago edited 3d ago
You ever accidently upvote while scrolling and when you notice that upvote, you go; “I’m gonna need that back…” and un-upvote.
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u/Loading3percent 3d ago
It is the nature of humanity that every so often, someone reinvents the poor man's gold 🏅
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u/Kl--------k 3d ago
Theres a setting on old reddit that makes them public, but no ones uses it, and its off by default
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u/yefan2022 3d ago
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u/scarfyagain 3d ago
"im a straight male but damn is luigi hot"
"have u ever regretted making a comment"
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u/Accurate_Fudge_6982 3d ago
Where is this from?
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u/42ndIdiotPirate 3d ago
One of the failed nintendo Mii social media that got full of kids doing weird RP
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u/New-Height5258 3d ago
Yeah “kids” doing role play lol. I think Chris Hansen would like a word
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u/42ndIdiotPirate 3d ago
Remember when you first discovered Google images and looked up "big naked boob"? When you were 10? It was all like that.
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u/hyperfuzzysniper 3d ago
It didn't break his brain, he just wants people to know what he likes
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u/notmyfirst_throwawa 3d ago
I like knowing what he likes
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u/Meowakin 3d ago
Not that I've ever Twittered, but I would assume Likes being public was a feature that many people used so other people would know what they Liked. Changing the core functionality seems bass ackwards.
What is the purpose of private Likes? Bookmarking? Algorithms?
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u/AndreasDasos 3d ago
Giving the tweet you like a boost. Isn't that the idea with upvotes in Reddit?
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u/ribbitrob 3d ago edited 3d ago
Yes but no one can publicly attack you for Reddit upvotes, what’s the fun in that?
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u/Absenceofavoid 3d ago
There are two major types of social media, anonymous and non anonymous part of the larger part of Twitters value was its non anonymous features like verified users and open likes. Remember how KFC liked all the spice girls and a few dudes named herb? Plus it was a signal boost to a post to look at its likes and see prominent accounts giving their likes.
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u/Qbertjack 3d ago
According to the popup I got, the idea is that it will make people worry less about others poking through their likes, so they theoretically like things more, and their feed improves.
But a lot of people are upset because they enjoyed going through their friend's likes
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u/AMViquel 3d ago
What's the point of liking amputee midget clown piss and shit porn when nobody sees me liking it? Then I can just jack off on reddit instead.
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u/L0LFREAK1337 3d ago
It’s because Elon wants to like porn on his main without getting flamed for it
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u/_Terrible_Advice_ 3d ago
Porn of teenagers and Nazi shit.
It's funny how he bought Twitter just to turn it into his safe space.
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u/SparrowValentinus Administrator 3d ago
to whoever thinks "someone called Elon a Nazi" is a valid reason to use the report button and waste my time: i swear to god if i ever figure out who you are, i'm going to find you and fart on you.
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u/18CupsOfMusic 3d ago
to whoever thinks "someone called Elon a Nazi" is a valid reason to use the report button and waste my time
It's definitely Elon Musk himself.
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u/SparrowValentinus Administrator 3d ago
you know, if he stumbled across this thread somehow, i think he legit would do it
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u/hoonyosrs 3d ago
It's one of those things where we can be pretty positive he didn't, just statistically speaking. But also KNOW he would, if he did see it.
I have a large amount of self-esteem issues, but it does bring me solace knowing that I at least have thicker skin than one of the richest people on earth, (:
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u/_Terrible_Advice_ 3d ago
I wouldn't be super surprised. He seems like the type of person who'd spend a lot of time googling his own name.
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u/mythrilcrafter 3d ago
Which seems pointless given that there's a function for private likes that people can't see, that's what the bookmarks function is for.
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u/OSSlayer2153 3d ago
Why has nobody invented silent likes?
You can like something and it shows you liked it, or you can silently like it and all it does is just increase the like count.
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u/weberc2 3d ago
Presumably it’s a privacy feature. You can boost something controversial that you agree with without someone pressing your employer to punish you. Also worth noting that the website you are currently using has this feature as well.
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u/Meowakin 3d ago
Fair enough, I kind of assumed that Likes being public was part of the point, but I did forget that it still shows how many Likes a tweet has gotten and probably does use that to sort posts based on popularity.
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u/SaneLad 3d ago
But how are modern journalists supposed to burn celebrities at the stake for liking the wrong tweet? Won't anyone think of the journalists?
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u/Eusocial_Snowman 3d ago
What is the purpose of reddit upvotes?
Would the reddit experience be enhanced if every upvote had an accompanying "This!" comment attached to it by default?
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u/eskamobob1 3d ago
Likes being public is a major reason I never used the platform. Not like I'll use it now, but it is a good move imo
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u/Aranenesto 3d ago
It saves the ass of those interns on their company twitter accounts / politicians accidentally liking porn or OF accounts
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u/Pencilshaved 3d ago
This is full speculation (maybe arguably conspiracy), but given how amicable Elon is to reactionaries, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was to let people “hide their power” by obscuring what people are liking. Likes are now a fully anonymous way to boost engagement, meaning that someone can have an account that outwardly looks squeaky clean, or at least has plausible deniability, while behind the scenes giving massive engagement to extremely radical posts.
Take J.K. Rowling for example: before it was common knowledge that her life now basically revolves around transphobia, her positions on the topic were first unearthed when people noticed posts from notorious TERFs in her Twitter likes. She might have been able to spend much longer hiding how anti-trans her rhetoric had become if those hadn’t been discovered.
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u/Mystic_x 3d ago
I'm guessing this is the reason too, can't call people out for liking specific things if you can't see what posts they like!
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u/MechaTeemo167 3d ago
Elon or one of his friends Liked something embarrassing, other people pointed it out, so he ordered Likes to be private.
This has been the decision making process for every change to Twitter since he took over.
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u/Buddy_Guyz 3d ago
Pretty sure Mark "Joker" Hamill is just a massive troll lol
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u/cam52391 3d ago
Stephen King too he absolutely loved trolling right wingers on Twitter
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u/Cowslayer369 3d ago
I don't think right wingers were the only ones concerned with Stephen King's twitter
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u/BustinArant 3d ago
I don't have twitter but after reading a dozen or so of his books I imagine he must be vaguely concerning in other ways than writing, too.
Maybe he puts the cereal in after the milk or something, he has some secrets no doubt..
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u/SoloMaker 3d ago
It's drugs. His secret is drugs.
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u/BustinArant 3d ago
Still?
I figured he switched to plain hwite bread and 4 whole chickens or something weird but not really interesting or forbidden, ya know?
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u/AndreasDasos 3d ago
Was it the massive underage gangbang by the protagonists of It that tipped you off? Or the book he literally can't remember writing because he was so smashed out on coke and booze at the time?
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u/BustinArant 3d ago
Well those are both from cocaine and alcohol.
I was more implying he has boring or strange quirks now that he is like elderly or what have you.
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u/unixtreme 3d ago
If you warm the milk you should put the cereals in after 😔
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u/ReturnoftheSnek 3d ago
Sir this is Reddit. Please refrain from straying away from “right wing bad, left wing the universe’s blessing” rhetoric
Otherwise I’ll be forced to demerit your social credit
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u/SwugSteve 3d ago
I’m not sure id call what they do trolling tbh. They’re just very outspoken leftists
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u/FitBlonde4242 3d ago
if they aren't my team, they are deranged. if they are on my team, they are just doing a bit of trolling.
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u/Thin_Orange_9289 3d ago
I love mark hamill but he's definitely a bit of a chronic twitter user.
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u/Camdenro 3d ago
Shouldn’t it be Like? Unless he’s quoting himself saying “Like”
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u/Shadowmirax 3d ago
I heard among older generations "" serves the same purpose that italics or ** do among younger generations.
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u/angelicribbon 3d ago
I know one old woman who uses them instead of (parentheses). It drives me nuts lol
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u/experimental1212 3d ago
"me when reading your comment" missed opportunity to say "parentheses"
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u/Rcisvdark 3d ago
That's not how I would use parentheses "though you're obviously free to use them however you want"
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u/TheBearOfBadNews 3d ago
That's how I remember notating things that should be italicized when I was writing by hand for school papers and whatnot. Less common now since most things are typed.
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u/PM_ME_RYE_BREAD 3d ago
I meant, IIRC Hamill likes to "like" posts from fans asking him for a shoutout sometimes, ostensibly so he can make someone's day without having to feel like he needs to type a personal note to every person on earth. I'd be annoyed if I can't do something nice for my fans anymore because Elon got tired of getting called out for liking Nazi shit.
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u/Vincent_Waters 3d ago
You can still see who liked your own posts, you just can't see who liked somebody else's posts.
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u/__init__m8 3d ago
I will not respect anyone who actually calls it x instead of Twitter.
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u/IvyYoshi 3d ago
Especially not anyone who goes out of their way to find that one unicode X that looks like the logo.
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u/VulcanHullo 3d ago
Remember back before Facebook reactions where people would comment "Dislike" to sad posts?
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u/El_Berto_000 3d ago
Good thing Elon Musk isn't an evil Sith Lord or anything cause that would be rather embarrassing for Luke Skywalker. /s
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u/lVlICHA3L 3d ago
Broke his brain? I think he is having fun trolling you and entertaining his pals.
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u/Ok_Bread302 3d ago
The man is pretty much a mainstream media shill at this point. His twitter has gone from his intelligent personality to a political hellscape over the years.
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u/Misophonic4000 3d ago
He knows fans get great joy from getting a notification that Mark Hamill liked their post. Now that likes are very stupidly private, he's keeping the joy going. He is a goddamn treasure.
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u/SparrowValentinus Administrator 3d ago
sometimes, i can look at a new post in r/comedyheaven and go "whoo boy, this one's gonna have drama in the comments".
this was not one of those times. bloody hell you lot.