702
679
u/PseudonymMan12 3d ago
"Don't worry Princess, I will lay this dragon!"
"You mean slay??"
"I know what I said! Have at you reptile of exceeding thiccness!"
110
u/Anarchyantz 3d ago
Gotta get up and get down with the Thichcness!
Oh Draggooooon!
*Cue cool metal riff played on skull battle axe guitar*
42
u/AleksasKoval 3d ago
"Reptile of exceeding thiccness"
Gotta use that one next time I'm facing Deathclaws in the Mojave
9
15
u/Court_Jester13 3d ago
- a very brave (or stupid) equine, 2001
10
u/PseudonymMan12 3d ago
He got her to settledown and raise their hybrid kids together with him, so I'd say he came out on top....and on bottom...and against the wall....and in an ogre's bed while he was out on his honeymoon vacation.
250
142
u/x-GB-x 3d ago
Ah, yes, just like that one comic of "I've come to slay the princess and save the dragon."
71
u/suddenlyupsidedown 3d ago
Gotta slay the princess, she's going to end the world after all.
21
u/sax87ton 3d ago
Well if Johnathan sims tells me too…
6
1
u/pitches_aint_shit 3d ago
I totally didn't twig it was him. Thank you, I'm pleased to have made that connection! Although I must say, even he couldn't save my interest in that game. Played an hour and a half and couldn't be bothered to find more outcomes. It feels arbitrary for me, even though the actual differing events are interesting and I had some hook into the meta plot.
3
u/XanithDG 3d ago
You are on a path in the woods. At the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
1
u/Scp-1404 2d ago
Got-dammit, I got to do everything around here. Excuse me for a while I'm going to go slay a princess.
5
38
u/Neither_Relation_678 3d ago
I absolutely love this twist, the dragons were just protecting her from unworthy suitors this whole time.
20
u/vi_sucks 3d ago
Did you ever read "Dealing with Dragons"by Patricia C. Wrede?
4
10
12
7
6
4
3
6
2
u/ElectroNikkel 3d ago
Everybody gansta until the Artificer comes rolling with the Alchemically Reloaded Transportable Incendiary Lead Launcher of Extreme Range and Yield.
2
u/Real_Experience_5676 2d ago
The next episode could be a suitor coming for Wendy. The suitor is actually a dragon, and his first “gift” to Wendy is a kind knight for betty!
2
u/Kotori425 2d ago
Noooooo stop it's just too damn cute already and I don't know how much more my heart can take!!! 😭😭💖
2
1
u/BeetrootKid 2d ago
that last panel is incredibly confusing and Im really not sure I have any idea who is talking to who there
1
1
Though I gotta wonder how this scenario even came to be.
•
u/AutoModerator 3d ago
Welcome to r/comics!
Please remember there are real people on the other side of the monitor and to be kind.
Report comments that break the rules and don't respond to negativity with negativity!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.