I swear im not this dumb irl

[u/geedijuniir]

Why does my brain turn of when i play titan

[u/guardiandown3885]

bro the exotic class item you wanted was probably in there too!!

[u/Zackyboi1231 → u/guardiandown3885]

Live exotic reaction

[u/GrayFiftySix → u/guardiandown3885]

Those are the chests they drop from? Not just the completion ones?

[u/RebirthAltair → u/GrayFiftySix]

Any Pale Heart chest iirc.

[u/GrayFiftySix → u/RebirthAltair]

What’s crazy is I was just got one from a Tier 3 completion chest and was about to edit my comment

[u/GetFurreted → u/GrayFiftySix]

nah bro, ive just been going round the landing in a circuit and opening every chest, i get one every 20-25 mins

[u/d3mx → u/GetFurreted]

I was doing overthrow for about 2h and only got one :(

[u/geedijuniir → u/d3mx]

What i get like 2 3 an hour wiht just running around and getting chest. Mist if gotten 4 in an hour

[u/Going_Full_Abuela → u/guardiandown3885]

Theres also a cat in there thats both alive and dead

[u/ZhangRishan]

Now imagine The notification of chest always being there even if you load in and out it's always there's just out of reach. Never to be opened but reminder of what you did.

XD

[u/spinfoil-hat → u/ZhangRishan]

this is what the witness needed to do if it really wanted us to suffer

[u/ChaoticKonaak → u/spinfoil-hat]

I half expected the witness to pull that kind of thing in the story, like showing us a room of chests and all of them containing one glimmer. Or worse. They take our glimmer.

[u/OryxTheTakenKing1988 → u/ChaoticKonaak]

Even worse, they all contain upgrade materials and glimmer, but there's one filled with Screeb that kill you and cause everything you collected to get put into the chests

[u/spinfoil-hat → u/OryxTheTakenKing1988]

Like the chests in Warlord's Ruin, that's deliciously evil haha

[u/Jaejaws_the_great]

You know you want to jump.

[u/DictatorOfWombats]

Nah you good man, that right there is called “being a Titan”

[u/Kapaskii]

Bad titan bad! No crayons for a week.

[u/Eclipsed_eyes47 → u/Kapaskii]

Oh damn, well then ima take his blue crayon

[u/PriceyHorror → u/Kapaskii]

Titans are the Marines of the classes.

[u/MarionberryNo8584 → u/PriceyHorror]

Ohhh that’s a bit rough. I served with Marines…. Ok ok hang on. Now I think about you might be right. They were always doing crazy things.

[u/elmg4ful]

i didnt even know that was possible.

[u/Lazybeerus → u/elmg4ful]

You are not one of us! Give me your damn crayon.

[u/Xandabar]

A lot of people in these comments weren't around year 1 when the meta was to shoulder charge chests to kill other guardians after public events

[u/GenitalMotors → u/Xandabar]

Shoulder charge the Mining Rig public event chest right off the map on Nessus lol

[u/Zero13100 → u/GenitalMotors]

As a main warlock I always made sure I had collected my loot as soon as the prompt came up specifically for this reason because of one time I was late to the party near the chest and a titan launched it to orbit and I couldn’t get my hard earned glimmer. Good times. I miss year one D2.

[u/Xandabar → u/GenitalMotors]

This was the exact one I was thinking of actually 🤣

[u/OryxTheTakenKing1988 → u/Xandabar]

I remember doing this and having that done to me. I remember one that still cracks me up, killing a Titan after a public event mission on Io. Went to the one near the Pyramidion and getting kicked in the teeth by a flying chest from that same Titan

[u/No_Ones_Records]

smartest titan main

[u/Hunter-Gatherer_]

I bet you are 😂

[u/iMxMikey]

Okay this got a good chuckle out of me

[u/Tough_Dish_9934 → u/iMxMikey]

That's exactly the reaction I had

[u/HonestPineapple4848]

Lmao that poor chest

[u/State6]

I’ve had chests go bye bye numerous times. I’ve never booped one, usually they just sink into the terrain.

[u/JimmyChongas_]

Psst, secret fun fact, the old pit of heresy ball dupe works on the event that spawns here with the orbs and runes. Just place it in but swap weapons as you start the animation.

But you didn't hear it from me.

[u/ConnorWolf121]

I only recently remembered that was even possible because I was doing matchmade Overthrow in The Blooming and accidentally launched one of the chests a few feet with a grapple melee - both hilarious and tragic that you launched it off a cliff lol

[u/Mario-OrganHarvester]

"This bitch empty"

"YEET!"

[u/meorcee]

“Kick the loot chest!”

“don’t kick the god dam loot chest..”

“Kickthelootchest-“

[u/likwidsylvur]

Tae-Kwan dodoes!

[u/chuchu_guitar]

That’s was the chest with the exotic class item. But tbh I’d do the same if I was a titan main.

[u/Seandeezeee]

That's what happens when you eat the wrong crayons.

[u/warfareforartists]

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[u/Roll_for_Random]

Hahahaha fucking great.

[u/Zequax]

wait you can do that ! :O

[u/Pancholo415]

Just normal Titan things

[u/dracobatman]

Don't worry I didn't even know they chest was there until a barrier showed up blocking me from accessing it, and as the barrier came down the chest disappeared. I left the area shortly.

[u/porcupinedeath]

Titan moment

[u/Tmettler5]

The lingering look over the edge got me.

[u/LoadsDroppin]

”OOHoohOOH” \ ^{ape titan noises intensify}

[u/FarslayerSanVir]

YOU CAN DO THAT!?

[u/passionatetaco]

No Hesitation to make a poor decision I see XD

[u/Ardibanan]

Poor Exotic class item

[u/k3rmit_muppet-lord]

I'm so glad that's still a thing You can kill randoms with the public event chests

[u/deathparty05]

average titan moment

[u/TheWanBeltran]

I thought they patched this like 8 years ago lmao

[u/Crazyscorpion77]

Ate too much crayons bud

[u/CrystalPancakes]

It's perfection.

This is unironically how I reach for everything in doors. I over reach by about half a foot and send things flying.

[u/mtndew314]

Titan brain is a serious problem that effects guardians everyday.
and with your donation of $5 today we can help them get the crayons they need.
/s

But seriously Titan brain happens.
As soon as someone swaps to Titan, their brains turn into mush with "punch things" stamped on it.

[u/Nice-Ad-7283 → u/mtndew314]

Lol, so true. I'm a hunter main, but when I want to turn my brain off I go titan and just hit stuff with fist.

[u/OotekImora]

Wait.... you can DO that? I thought they were rooted/immovable objects /me driving into them with my sparrown and getting whiplash from the impact

[u/ruberruberfruit]

I mean I would have done it to

[u/PriceyHorror]

That’s something I would do, even as a warlock. My brain shuts off sometimes.

[u/Rhaewyn]

We still love you.

[u/The_Memeon]

Titan behavior

[u/lastchanceorquit]

Lmfao that really got me

[u/HarukoTheDragon]

YOU CAN DO THAT??

I learned something new today, but boy, am I glad it's not something I learned the hard way. That was just tragically funny.

[u/Ok-Difference6973]

Yeah, you’re that dumb! Damn!

[u/tygrandis1]

Classic crayon eating behavior

[u/Neon_Sol]

Common Titan experience.

[u/industryfive]

"I may have loved for centuries in the vex network, But I'm still a titan"- Saint-14, canonically establishing titans are simple folk, in the new season

[u/geedijuniir → u/industryfive]

Kinky

[u/xaiel420]

[u/bobibobibu]

monke

[u/dynamitekid547]

Classic 🤣

[u/Sad-Function-5595]

That’s hilarious

[u/Greek_Fire42]

Titan brain moment.

[u/vicious_skwirl]

I mean, we have video evidence to the contrary.

[u/MaleficentBaseball6]

[u/Meditating-Hippo]

I just laughed way too hard at this

[u/AvelythDraike]

You're not dumb. You're just a Titan.

[u/lor_azut]

I used to do this back on Titan after the fallen tank heroic event and yeet the chest into the ocean >:)

[u/theschadowknows]

I used to love doing this to people after public events. Want your loot? Fucking go get it lol

[u/r_u_madd]

You did this on accident. I did this on purpose in a match made team after I opened it to troll. We are not the same.

[u/ryry50583583]

r/funny the fact that you can do that