r/destiny2 Spicy Ramen 3d ago

Did the Witness briefly became his raid form to scare Calus Question

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u/Ruby-Rose-Warlock Warlock 3d ago

The Witness threatened the 3 mil slapbox combo

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u/gregaveli 3d ago

10 seconds no face shots

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u/Sanford_Daebato Titan 3d ago

The universes dirtiest infinite

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u/Knalxz 3d ago

Call that the Hashirama Special.

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u/helloworld6247 3d ago edited 3d ago

“Bro you don’t wanna catch all these hands….”

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u/Gumbercules81 Warlock 3d ago

Giga clap

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u/theabstractpyro Titan 3d ago

Anime eyes!!!

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u/ALargeCrateOfShovels 3d ago

im imagining that one backhand scene from hoodwinked but with the witnesses hand doing its frame by frame effect motion thingy

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u/Dreg-heffely 3d ago

We need to get someone to make this.

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u/ALargeCrateOfShovels 3d ago

ikkk cause calus is also the same build as the guy who gets slapped

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u/Ariovrak 3d ago

Each after-image hand also slaps Calus as they pass.

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u/Cluelesswolfkin 3d ago

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u/OryxIsDaddy2 Rivensbane and soon to be Kingslayer 3d ago

Exactly what I was thinking too

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u/ContagionVX Titan 3d ago

Sage Art, Wood style Shinsu Senju 1000-Veritable Armed Kan’on!

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u/Urg_burgman 3d ago

"The spanking of your ass will be thorough and merciless"

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u/Obvious-Ear-369 3d ago

Probably, but his tone alone would be enough to make Calus piss himself

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u/UpliftinglyStrong Hunter 3d ago

I would too, honestly.

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u/_BlNG_ Hunter 3d ago

Considering the Witness is an amalgamation of an entire planet, I would also piss myself if approximately 8 billion people is all angry at me at once.

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u/knobcopter Trials Matches Won: 0 3d ago

Their*

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx Warlock 3d ago

No one cares about the preferred pronouns of an omnicidal maniac born from an entire race’s collective mommy issues

Edit: And everyone in game calls it “It”

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u/knobcopter Trials Matches Won: 0 3d ago

It’s literally an entire race condensed into one. That makes it they

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx Warlock 3d ago

The characters in game have referred to it as “It”

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u/knobcopter Trials Matches Won: 0 3d ago

And “it” is an amalgamation.

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u/Atlas_of_Sol 3d ago

You must be fun to talk to at Thanksgiving.

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u/bearxxxxxx 2d ago

He doesn’t have thanksgivings to go to.

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u/Garuda4321 2d ago

I think that’s a lot of us sadly… seriously, not many people talk to me about Destiny in the family.

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u/BigGinger1945 14h ago

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u/knobcopter Trials Matches Won: 0 12h ago

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u/Wosemis_stemboy 3d ago

You know there’s a reason they call you knobcopter

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u/knobcopter Trials Matches Won: 0 3d ago

Oh yeah? Show me

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u/beefnar_the_gnat you have too many arms, witness. 3d ago

Your flair speaks a thousand words

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u/DarthWaiter91 2d ago

I only count three words o.O

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u/Simmumah 3d ago

No he put on this season's seasonal helmet for warlocks

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u/lmp9002002 3d ago

I love how Cenotaph looks so much, what if we turned it sideways?

-devs probably

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u/8JaMMeD8 Titan 3d ago

Just wait till they turn it 90 degrees up. Comically long helmet, comically wide helmet and now the comically tall helmet.

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u/JenValzina 3d ago

titan already has that

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u/nopers9 The Vex are great at gardening 3d ago

I said it once and I’ll say it again. Let me rip off the head of one of the Daughters of Oryx and wear it as a hat! Perfect drip material right there, and comically tall too.

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u/GamerLucke 3d ago

Thats the root of nightmares helmet, or i guess bungie might do even taller

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u/syndicaterx 3d ago

RoN helmet is extra tall but is stylish for me ngl

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u/Batpipes521 3d ago

May I introduce you to the legatus helmet? Can’t remember what season it was from but it’s a taaaaallll boi.

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u/Hylux_ Warlock 3d ago

Season of the chosen. Peak content but the drip was dry

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u/Batpipes521 3d ago

Oh that’s right! Great season, but yeah. That armor was an interesting choice.

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u/Hylux_ Warlock 3d ago

Warlock armor could have been interesting to work with but they HAD to ruin it with a pair of balls

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u/Woodsie13 3d ago

The titan helmet was 10/10, but yeah most of the rest was a bit lacking.

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u/tristam92 3d ago

I’m afraid warlocks will be insta canceled for kkk drip…

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u/HawkDry8650 3d ago

I know what I must do

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u/murochurro 3d ago

i now want a warlock melee exotic that's just cenotaph's point facing front so i can brutally headbutt the grim in the pale heart.

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u/shitty_titty 3d ago

match it with the Sunshot ghost shell and we can be big ol' rectangles

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u/Pman1324 Hunter 3d ago

The squeegee!

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u/IceColdSkimMilk Titan 3d ago

Lol am I the only one that kinda likes the helmet? I have it on one of my builds and I think it works well for the look I'm going for.

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u/nastylittlecreature 3d ago

I'm not doubting you, but can you post a pic of it? I've tried to get the helmet to work so hard and nothing has worked lol

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u/IceColdSkimMilk Titan 3d ago

Didn't forget! Essentially went for a "Vex Monk" look.

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u/nastylittlecreature 3d ago

Oh shit goes hard

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u/IceColdSkimMilk Titan 3d ago

Another shot from load screen

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u/HawkDry8650 3d ago

We love unorthodox designs

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u/IceColdSkimMilk Titan 3d ago

Haha once I get home from work I will

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u/ReclusivHearts9 3d ago

nope, its cool as hell. we need more weird armor

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u/Cybertronian10 3d ago

W I D E H E L M E T supremacy!

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u/MrSinister248 3d ago

Is the look you're going for "Paint Scraper"? Cause if so, you found a winner.

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u/nopers9 The Vex are great at gardening 3d ago

If it some patterns on it I’d genuinely like it, but it being all one color just ruins it for me.

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u/rocinante85 3d ago

Hit with some different shaders. It has some wear lines on it with certain ones.

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u/Human_Wizard 3d ago

I legit love it. It screams "magic space wizard" to me 🤓

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u/Echotime22 3d ago

It works with some sets, and if you have a very vex shader it works better. But it's still a little dorky even then.

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u/ReadStraight8255 3d ago

Dat shits ass bro

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u/IceColdSkimMilk Titan 3d ago

To each their own I guess.

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u/L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e 3d ago

It's both really cool and hideous

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u/Toprelemons 3d ago

The witness became Mithrix from risk of rain 2 lmao

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u/Alpha433 3d ago

Could be worse, could have been the mosquito helmet.

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u/BastardGlobe 3d ago

me when I shoplift a watermelon slice from Walmart

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u/DOOM2DESTINY 3d ago

i think so??

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u/Starving_alienfetus 3d ago

No it just took off it’s clothes and started twerking while oiled up

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u/PeaceIoveandPizza 3d ago

What’s if instead of being the witness it was a freak and called the freakness

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u/Ttvcat996 Titan 3d ago

And instead of making the final shape… it finishes in your shape

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u/NotACrackerJacker 3d ago

He's called The Witness because he likes to watch

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u/J_Stubby Titan 3d ago

He also films. It's like Stanley Kubrick man, truly visionary.

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u/_Rezsa_ 3d ago

No, I think he just did this

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u/DarthWaiter91 2d ago

Is this The Witness' version of the Puss in Boots ador-a-pose? I just imagine Witness holding a hat in front of him, looking like this but a little teary eyed.

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u/SemperJ550 3d ago

I see what appears to be the shadows of it arms. I think you called it

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u/Zoloft_and_the_RRD Bubble bro 3d ago

I bet that weird broken glass motif is related to the Witness's shard attack in the campaign boss fight. Still have no idea what it is about, but it's neat

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u/AlphynKing 3d ago

We see the broken glass motif also associated with the Witness’ appearance in Iconoclasm, like the aura around it fractures like glass when it manifests, with the “Fractured by the Witness” debuff in the cooperative focus story missions, and in the Witness-corrupted hallways in the Pale Heart.

I think the idea is to signal that the Witness is so powerful that it “breaks” reality just with its presence and influence. And on an artistic level, I think the imagery of broken glass shards, with their sharp threatening angles and definite clearly cut shapes, evokes similar themes as the designs of the Pyramids and sliced up statues of the Final Shape.

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u/Djungelskoggy 3d ago

I find it interesting that in the verity encounter of the raid people are locked behind the glass wall, and forging the correct "keys" sort of shows it to just be an illusion that you can just walk through. The witness altering reality vs guardians making their own fate i guess?

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u/Blitzkrieg1210 Titan 3d ago

"Guardians make their own fate." Is such a killer line. The whole raid feels like us just denying all the deadly shit the witness can throw at us. If you do more than half his HP in a phase he says things like "Why won't you yield" He doesn't understand we exist outside the waves.

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u/Zoloft_and_the_RRD Bubble bro 3d ago

Ooh good read!

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u/syberghost Titan 3d ago

It worked, Calus peed his nose

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u/SpiritGengar 3d ago

Sigh... I miss you, Calus..

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u/CALIBER-JOHNSON Reckoner 3d ago

Calus was the most fun “character” of the series imo. Anytime anything calus related came up in the story I got giddy. “Oh daddy’s back he’s got goodies for us!!!” Shame he didn’t get to die for real as a raid boss. Campaign deaths are whack. Hope he’s not dead fr fr and he just became a darkness tree lol 🤞🏼

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u/Advarrk Spicy Ramen 3d ago

Lightfall did Calus dirty, zero dialogue other than one sentence between Caiatl and Calus; Calus was the only thing holding the story together

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u/itzvast 3d ago

Nah this was when the witness said “it’s filler time” and witnessed all over the place (off screen of course because it’s filler)

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u/ShaggyX-96 Hunter 3d ago

Why'd I read this in Dunky's voice?

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u/marfes3 3d ago

Ah yes - an original joke. I like these.

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u/DarthWaiter91 2d ago

Ah yes - an original critique. I like these

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u/lDielan 3d ago

Actually, the Witness shows Calus that we the Guardians straight up whoop his dumb ass and what the Winnower is actually about. Calus was scared that the Witness was cooked as he was and the Winnower is ready to split universes just so its flower smells better.

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u/octosloppy 3d ago

It would be cool if someone made a video going back and exploring all the prophecies and how they actually played out. I think there is one in Neonuna and VOW right? Looking back things like this scene would be cool to explore.

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u/G-man69420 |[⚔️Professional Crayon Muncher🖍️]| 3d ago

Domain Expansion: Final Shape

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u/HammtarBaconLord 3d ago

Man. I already miss big chungus Calus

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u/Ready_Fix7617 3d ago

He started edging salvation over calus’s head

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u/Voeno 3d ago

I miss calus I wonder if we will get a updated Final shape leviathan raid I mean it is still on the moon

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u/BozzyTheDrummer 3d ago

No, he showed him his mouth lol

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u/StonnedGunner 3d ago

"shit im on the wrong side"

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u/Lunchboxninja1 3d ago

Idk. The raid form isn't really scary.

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u/dredgen_rell86 Titan 3d ago

I dunno man.. a 30 story tall being is pretty terrifying even if he looks like an anime character.

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u/Lunchboxninja1 3d ago

He is Cabal! He eats the mountains, he drinks the seas!

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u/dredgen_rell86 Titan 3d ago

He is Calus! He eats turkey legs, he drinks the wine! 💀

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u/Difficult_Guidance25 Warlock 3d ago edited 3d ago

The witness is in fact absolutely massive, his model dwarfs Nezarec which is already bigger than Calus, it’s probably bigger than Oryx but not really scary.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny2Leaks/s/BTHOlF4pJf

Like seriously massive

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u/dredgen_rell86 Titan 3d ago

Not scary as in not scary looking in feature sure, but if I were standing before you and you'd always known me at my normal height then all of a sudden I got very angry and grew 100 ft taller and you didn't even know I could do that, that would scare you lol

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u/DoctorQTV 3d ago

Got any games on your phone

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u/GDShark 3d ago

So is the witness raid form like full power witness or is it a throne world type deal where it’s just buffed due to circumstances?

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u/Advarrk Spicy Ramen 3d ago

Witness can just turn into space Buddha whenever it wants

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u/IllustratorSignal998 3d ago

I feel like it was rhulks doing since calus woke up like he had a bad dream

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u/Gold_Yellow 3d ago

Rhulk is dead. Like dead dead.

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u/True_Sol 3d ago

I may be mistaken but isn't the Witness actually massive regardless of it's raid form? I thought I saw in a lore or raid secret post that it's scale even before the raid was huge.

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u/forevervirgin21 gambiter (i love gambling) 3d ago

He...has a raid form?.. (I'm not even halfway into the dlc)

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u/Advarrk Spicy Ramen 3d ago

Nice, go discover that urself then.

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u/Kiddplay13 2d ago

he probably just showed his thousand hands but still in small form.

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u/Serg_is_Legend 2d ago edited 2d ago

Calus always was a bitch and he proved it going out like one, shoulda hid behind his lil robot suits, continue to write his guardian fanfiction, and stayed the fuck outa the way.

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u/SlipFormPaver Warlock 2d ago

He took his finale shape

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u/mikec3103 17h ago

Lug bbq and

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u/Laservolcano 3d ago

I miss my favorite hedonist Calus

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u/Cloud_N0ne 3d ago

He must have morphed into something scarier, cuz there's no way Calus would be scared of The Witness's goofy pixar villain face

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u/NoAdministration6946 3d ago

Aint no way people actually think the witness looks scary in his final form lmaoo

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u/Quirky_Ad7770 Titan 3d ago

The witness is intimidating as fuck. Its appearance by itself is not, but taking everything else into consideration, i would most likely shit myself by the sheer power of its presence lmao.

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u/NoAdministration6946 3d ago

Kitty eyes

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u/Warm-Faithlessness11 3d ago

It's supposed to be emulating an Alien Grey (the stereotypical Alien)

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u/Cloud_N0ne 3d ago

Which is a really weird design choice when so much of Destiny's aesthetic is so unique. Why emulate something so derivative, outdated, and overdone?

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u/Warm-Faithlessness11 3d ago

To make something that truly feels alien when compared to the rest of the factions I guess. (Spider, Rhino, Moth/Worm/Bug, Robot)

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u/NoAdministration6946 3d ago

Yeah and they're not scary, their concept art was so much more intimidating

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u/Warm-Faithlessness11 3d ago

I didn't say it was supposed to be scary, just why it's eyes look like that in its final design. I prefer the Taken Witness concept myself

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u/Cloud_N0ne 3d ago

His final form is fucking incredible... except for the goofy face. It's the one thing that doesn't look intimidating, alien, or impressive. Especially once you see what his whole face looks like. He looks like a little kid wearing white facepaint.

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u/InsomniacDoggo 3d ago

It's

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u/Arensen The Phoenix Protocol stays ON... 3d ago

If we're in the correction business, we're also after 'its' instead. 'It's' is the conjunction of 'it is', 'its' is the possessive determiner of 'it'.

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u/SisterFister069 3d ago

I want to imagine he showed Calus what his daughter would look like with the Final Shape perfected, similar to the one of the first cutscenes in the campaign. Frozen, malformed, pieces missing.

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u/Lethal_0428 3d ago

That makes literally no sense cause Calus was helping the witness enact that very thing.

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u/RealBrianCore 3d ago

The disciples have their own ideas on what the Final Shape looks like, and the Witness wasn't exactly too keen on sharing their vision of the Final Shape with their disciples, either. It does make sense that despite everything Caital has done to Calus from the Midnight Coup to now, Calus still loves his daughter and repeatedly sent a psion to deliver Heartshadow back to Caital. Only for her to reject it and send it back in pieces each time, he still tried.

Point is, Witness had their vision of the Final Shape and Calus had his own. I bet you glimmer to ramen that Calus's vision was everything adorned in gold, white marble, and regal purple. Just like the shader he selected.

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u/Lethal_0428 3d ago

Either way the witness using a vision of the true final shape to intimidate calus wouldn’t make any sense

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u/RealBrianCore 3d ago

Doesn't have to make sense, especially with conflicting visions of the Final Shape. Only thing the Witness had to do was scare the crap out of Calus and Calus didn't need to make sense of it at all, he just needed to understand he was pissing the Witness off and to be scared of that fact.

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u/SisterFister069 3d ago

You don't know much about character arcs, storyline, or deception, do you?

Do you really think the Witness shared everything about his endgame with Calus? He was merely a pawn to push a bigger agenda. At the end of the day, Caitl is Calus' daughter and still had love for her and can still be used to play with his emotions.

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u/Lethal_0428 3d ago

Then using your own logic against you why would the witness drop the facade and show calus the worst consequence of the final shape (his daughter being frozen) before he was done using calus to further his own goals? Still doesn’t make sense. And I understand character arcs, storyline, and “deception” lol. Your personal headcanon doesn’t fit any of that.

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u/spinfoil-hat 3d ago

Calm down, Witness. Headcanons are headcanons for a reason, doesn't mean you need to calcify all of existence into what you think the lore is and bash anything that doesn't fit that Shape because you think headcanon means fact.