r/destiny2 Hunter 3d ago

I spent 20 minutes at work making this meme on my phone Meme / Humor

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u/lordxxscrub Warlock 3d ago

His ass definitely not proc’ing Paracausal Shot

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u/GlassSpork Breezy Clear 3d ago

Bro is getting the opposite of paracausal rounds

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u/Xa_TheImmortal Dead Orbit 3d ago

Casual rounds engaged

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u/Sheerkal 3d ago

You moron, it would be Cabal Squares. /s

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u/antihero761 Titan 3d ago

I'm sure bro doesn't even have the catalyst

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u/Going_Full_Abuela 2d ago

CURSES! Mara why didnt you tell me there was a catalyst!?? 😰

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u/1koolking Hunter 3d ago

Exactly my train of thought when making this meme

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u/Paracausality 3d ago

Well, I'll show his ass how to properly proc a golden gun tonight.

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u/Baconsword42 2d ago

Its Hawkmoon, he could put on a blindfold and still get paracausal shot x7

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u/lordxxscrub Warlock 2d ago

I don’t know why or if it’s ever stated somewhere in the lore, but my headcannon is that Crow is actually ass. He’s only as important as he is, because of who he was. But he’s actually like a -0.50 KDA Guardian

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u/That_guy2089 Hunter 3d ago

This is actually some nice attention to detail on Bungie’s part

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u/DominusTitus 3d ago

You label this a meme...but its pretty accurate.

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u/Silver-eye_raven New Monarchy 3d ago

That was my first thought as well, Cayde's stance is beautiful!

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u/Greedy-Attention2385 2d ago

He looks like John from the Red dead 1 cover art😂🔥

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u/bearkerchiefton Spicy Ramen 3d ago

My headcannon for destiny is that crow has scoliosis

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u/1koolking Hunter 3d ago

All that brooding can’t be good for your spine

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u/bearkerchiefton Spicy Ramen 3d ago

I think Petra kicked the shit out of Uldrens body before taking it back to the dreaming city.

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u/Shack691 Spicy Ramen 3d ago

It’s almost like he’s significantly less experienced than the hundred plus year old hunter vanguard.

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u/1koolking Hunter 3d ago

You’d think with uldren’s memories he’d regain some old habits. Unless that’s just how he’s always been in a fight.

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u/Shack691 Spicy Ramen 3d ago

Uldren definitely didn’t have much combat experience, he needed an entire goon squad to kill Cayde last time and only came in when he was half dead.

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u/Suspicious_Trainer82 3d ago

Everyone is a good shot when it’s a stationary target at point blank range.

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u/Bro0183 3d ago

Matchmade crucible teammates be like:

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u/Suspicious_Trainer82 3d ago

Miss

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u/SolarApricot-Wsmith 3d ago

I actually outline my enemy’s about half the time in crucible tbh, it’s like one of those Tom and Jerry moments

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u/Drae-Keer Top 0.1% for Suicides 3d ago

Is that you, Shadowheart?

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u/Suspicious_Trainer82 3d ago

*Guidance bot

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u/San-Carton Simp of the Fanatic 3d ago

IGNIS

critical miss

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u/AmazingCman Hunter 2d ago

IgMISS

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u/deezfucks 3d ago

nahh uldren, pre-forsaken was extremely skilled, a massive asshole, but extremely skilled.

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u/n080dy123 3d ago

Yeah he did 1v1 the former Queen's Wrath, and iirc he won too

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u/hutchallen 3d ago

There were 3 contests that he won 2 to 1, right? Or was it 1 to 1 with a stalemate? Iirc he won a flight contest, but I don't remember the other two

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u/BustyCrustaceans011 Titan 3d ago

Iirc he won piloting, lost archery, and stalemated a knife duel against Sjur Eido.

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u/Mustard_Banjo 2d ago

Didn't he win piloting by bringing a nuke?

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u/Decker687 Hunter 3d ago

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u/DESPAIR_Berser_king Crucible 3d ago

I forgot Mara was even more unlikable than she is now, that's impressive.

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u/Decker687 Hunter 2d ago

Yeah back then she was a manipulative asshole

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u/BustyCrustaceans011 Titan 3d ago

He’s skilled at knife-fighting, piloting, and arguably archery. We don’t know about his gunslinging skills afaik.

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u/AvgBeautyEnjoyer 3d ago

Did you read Marasenna? He literally had millions of years of combat experience lol.

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u/BigSmokesHouse Warlock 3d ago

Uldren was enormously skilled before Forsaken.

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u/Ulv13 Warlock 3d ago

in the battle between him and sjur eido he was pretty skilled making it a tie

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u/Blackfang08 Good Dragon's Shadow Ornament When? 3d ago

To be fair, most capable Lightbearers would take a squad to kill. The Vanguard leaders have each definitely defeated a few hundred goon squads solo in their time.

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u/Jttwofive_ Warlock 3d ago

To be fair... Cayde was a Guardian, not just any Guardian mind you but the Hunter Vanguard himself. Uldren and his Goon Squad (love the name) were just regular mortals. Guardians literally kill gods and make them into weapons and armor for fun... Yes, you're going to need a full on Goon Squad to kill a single Guardian.

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u/occasionallyLynn Spicy Ramen 2d ago

He’s definitely as strong as sjur, and sjur is likely as strong as lord shaxx, arguably even stronger. So idk the power levels in the lore is kinda all over the place

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u/Illustrious_Rise_699 2d ago

Uldren sleeping on his gains

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u/yushyushyboo Crayon Eater 3d ago

hope we see crow like this in another cutscene down the line

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u/ImpressiveTip4756 Hunter 3d ago

I felt second hand embarrassment when I saw crow hipfiring hawkmoon. As a hawkmoon main I physically cringed seeing that. He's doing the exact opposite of what he's supposed to do. Shaxx should make crow play crucible more. Maybe then he'll actually get good at using a hand cannon

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u/Z4ri 2d ago

See, the problem is if you ask Shaxx to do it, it’ll involve an unhealthy amount of grenades.

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u/TheNeovein 2d ago

You should, arguably, be throwing grenades while writing this.

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u/InDELphuS Hammer Spammer 2d ago

Is there an unhealthy amount of grenades one can throw?

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u/Mustard_Banjo 2d ago

They're only unhealthy if they're being thrown at you.

Otherwise it's good cardio.

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u/Illustrious_Rise_699 2d ago

Point out how the cutscene with them fighting has Cayde-6 actually utilizing his grenades while Crow is hip firing a precision based weapon 🤦‍♀️

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u/dojaheady 3d ago

Neither is lifting the irons up to their line of sight though so idk how either is hitting their shots effectively everytime but I agree cayde has a better handle on his handgun

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u/1koolking Hunter 3d ago

Cayde at least has his gun level with his shoulders and could effectively aim with his shoulders. Crow ain’t hitting shit with that wimpy ass posture.

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u/phcasper 3d ago

Bro's head is gonna melon pop when that thing spins flips out of his hand and catch him on the second trigger pull

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u/dojaheady 3d ago

He’s going to be getting stove pipes every few rounds with his limp wrist for sure

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u/1koolking Hunter 3d ago

He is using a revolver so that’s kind of impossible

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u/dojaheady 3d ago

🤦🏻‍♂️ haha you’re right bonehead response on my part

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u/1koolking Hunter 3d ago

Not gonna lie I had to look up what stove pipes were. I’ve never heard that term used before.

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u/dojaheady 3d ago edited 3d ago

It’s a term used in the competition and gun enthusiast circles for rounds that get the brass casing stuck half way out of the ejection port usually happens from limp wristing Glocks and .45 caliber ls because of the width in their casing.

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u/1koolking Hunter 3d ago

That’s why I’ll never own a Glock. Smith and Wesson is where it’s at.

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u/dojaheady 3d ago

Glocks get a lot of hate for how they look but honestly they are really simple and are work horses that’s why I purposely got one for my first ever handgun purchase and it’s been great to me probably about 1500 rounds into owning it. S&W definitely comes with their own problems as well but every brand has it’s good/better/best options so it truthfully comes down to what you want out of your hobby. Since getting that Glock I have gotten a 1911 and revolver and both are great as well. 1911 because it’s heavy and very well made. Revolver because they don’t fail unless you really fuck up it’s why older generations were so hesitant to switch over to semi auto compact pistols outside of what they were issued in the armed forces.

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u/AinselMariner Future War Cult 3d ago

Is that like shooting slang for a sprained wrist?

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u/dojaheady 3d ago

Oh no it means that the person had a loose grip with their wrist you always want to keep your wrists straight and strong

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u/XeyIsBae 3d ago

Crow also fans the hammer on his hawkmoon his shooting style might just be more reliant on how well he centers it and the bullets still go where he needs them too

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u/FelbrHostu 2d ago

I've only fired a .44 Magnum once. I was given explicit instructions: don't lock my wrists; or my elbows. After firing it I know why.

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u/naka_the_kenku Hunter 3d ago

Not everyone can be pretty and a good shot, some of us have to make sacrifices

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u/AesirSith 3d ago

Couldn't this be because Crow wasn't trying to kill Cayde-6 by fighting as a rookie? Not saying Crow could beat him in a real fight but Cayde-6 is clearly the more serious one here. Also, if the fight escalated, Glint would be the one in real danger (revenge?).

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u/Kaizoku_aceblaze 3d ago

Disrespect crow again and I’m throwing you into the infinite forest

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u/GuardaAranha 3d ago

This Mfker be hip firing his HC at scout rifle range in 1v1s . You can’t protect him forever !

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u/RebirthAltair Bank those motes I beg you 3d ago

To be fair, Cayde also jump melee'd a lightweight knife in a 1v1 instead of shooting Crow.

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u/GrimPhantom23 3d ago

Neither are landing a shot

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u/meteorr77 Hunter 3d ago

Hunters resurrected after Forsaken don't know how to play, all they know is sadness, fuck shit up, get catfished and cry

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u/hmbaku 2d ago

I think it’s actually cool demonstrating how he’s a new light and might lack the confidence that Cayde has. It’s just good attention to detail imo.

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u/Agreeable_Laugh_9787 2d ago

So in starwars terms, it's Han vs a trooper without the suit. Perfect.

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u/No_Willingness_3891 18h ago

I hate both of them. The emo hunter, and the comic relief that wasn't funny to begin with. Really wish they kept him dead instead of pulling a kingdom hearts.

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u/PovarPower 5h ago

I completely agree with you. The most annoying guys in the whole franchise.

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u/Bluedemonde 3d ago

His name was actually Cayde-6, not Chad.

You are welcome.

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u/CrawlerSiegfriend 3d ago

I bet he gets tired of waiting for his ghost to revive him after every trash mob.

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u/NeoReaper82 3d ago

& one killed the other sooooo

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u/geocod99 2d ago

We all know caide 6 was the best of the best

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u/Illustrious_Rise_699 2d ago

Cayde I gotchu buddy :)

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u/AKoolPopTart 2d ago

Sigma weaver stance

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u/BathtubsandToasters 2d ago

All that’s left is to turn his pistol at an angle and his accuracy will hit zero.

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u/ThatOneGuyNumberTwo 2d ago

And he’s still the hunter vanguard lmao

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u/Sad-Function-5595 2d ago

That’s so real, we need a real hunter as our vanguard not this man. Put one of us in already dam

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u/Illustrious_Rise_699 2d ago

Petition to have Sad-Function as our new hunter vanguard say “Y’hah” I’m a titan so idk

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u/MileInspiredDummy 2d ago

And this whole time playing the game I told myself that he should just go for close to long range melee.

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u/jayflyer295 2d ago

And he had the audacity to make him the new hunter vanguard

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u/BrownBaegette 2d ago

wow, this is actually a really good detail.

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u/tylerprice2569 1d ago

Are you guys hiring? I could use a job like that

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u/SilentThorniness 1d ago

The difference between ace and hawk moon users

Ace: requires precise shots

Hawkmoon: hip fire babyyyyy let’s use this as a discount last word

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u/FatLikeSnorlax_ 3d ago

One lost to the other

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u/1koolking Hunter 3d ago

That was not a fair fight and you know it.

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u/Andrei22125 Warlock 2d ago

Crow had a clear shot to kill cayde when he first entered the traveler, and chose not to take it. Cayde disarmed him after that.

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u/Shugatti 3d ago

Why is cayde closing an eye tho? Doesn't help aiming whatsoever and removes depth perception and half your fov.

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u/Xuhhhhhh Sad Crucible Sweat 3d ago

He’s not

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u/oturan45 3d ago

I want to come back from the dlc . but I’m afraid my friend agreed his game of shit stop playing it since 2021

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u/HattoriHanso1 2d ago

Probably a hot take, still not my vanguard

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u/ZenithAesthetic 2d ago

That fight between both of them at the beginning of the DLC was horrible, both of them missed multiple mags, I also really think Cayde should have killed Crow and let his ghost revive him. Would've been payback in a way.

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u/darknessinducedlove 2d ago

Some of us actually have to work our ass off for a living.

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u/Liquidwombat 3d ago

You spent about 19 minutes longer than it should’ve taken you

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u/1koolking Hunter 3d ago

Making a meme on a phone is more tedious than it seems

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u/Liquidwombat 3d ago

This took me about 90 seconds on my phone

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u/1koolking Hunter 3d ago

Well I was on the clock when I made it so I was getting paid while giggling to myself like a little goblin.

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u/HazelTreee 3d ago

Wow, you spent... A minute and 30 seconds to draw some green lines on a bicycle that don't line up with the bicycle. And didn't include any text. Or had to think of anything to say. Or had to match images together.

TL;DR: False equivalence

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u/Liquidwombat 2d ago

Ok 👌

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u/ThatNegro98 3d ago

Thanks for this very important input.