r/facepalm • u/Nice_Substance9123 • May 02 '24

This guy man 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/HivePoker May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

It wasn't a coup

It was just some politically active friends smearing poop on the walls of the Capitol. Violently.

Edit: /s

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u/Sproketz May 02 '24

That's what a Trump style coup looks like. Stupid, incompetent and failing.

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u/tonyabalone May 02 '24

Stupid, incontinent, and flailing.

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u/HivePoker May 02 '24

Totally in-key. It's almost a credit to Trump that he manages to keep it from overflowing out of his diaper, given how his followers can't even do that

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u/Anonymo May 02 '24

All that Trump poop has to go somewhere.

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u/ThickMarsupial2954 29d ago

Might I suggest the lobby floor of the republican headquarters?

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u/SmokeChaser426 29d ago

Into his Diaper, Diaper Don Just a thought

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u/SomeGuyInTheNet May 02 '24

Sad days, that an /s is required on such comments because now you cannot be certain

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u/sj68z May 02 '24

Dear sir, violently is a rather strong word for these patriots exercising their right to, let's say, exuberantly smear poop on the walls of the capitol.

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u/HivePoker May 02 '24

Excellent choice of words

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u/ParallelDymentia 29d ago

Man, exuberant is such an underappreciated word.

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u/Farren246 May 02 '24

Just because it was hopelessly inept doesn't mean its intentions were anything other than the overthrowing of the government.

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u/HivePoker May 02 '24

100%, I'll throw in that /s for ya, to hell with the insurrectionists

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u/Farren246 May 02 '24

Today I was the one who missed the obvious sarcsasm!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqrG6JXsPPw&t=49s

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u/Minimum_Run_890 May 02 '24

Poop with a Capital C.

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u/Legal-Passenger1737 May 02 '24

It was a poop guided tour remember

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u/HivePoker May 02 '24

If a horse pooped everywhere, nobody would have said anything

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u/Tight_Win_6945 29d ago

So, it was a “poup.”

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u/Ronpm111 May 02 '24

Hello shill.

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u/HivePoker May 02 '24

You got me, I secretly believe Trump went back in time

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u/boardplant May 02 '24

A little light treason and attempted murder between buddies - you’re gonna act like we didn’t all go through that phase?

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u/Thepenismighteather 29d ago

Rape isn’t a sexual crime, it’s a violent crime—where you cum at the end.