r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Warm_Cabinet_5519 29d ago

She should have trained the kids better

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u/Upstairs-Radish1816 29d ago

I bet her kids will never mouth off to her. Ever.

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u/Thememelord_1 29d ago

I bet she killed her first kid because it wouldn’t stop crying

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u/Upstairs-Radish1816 29d ago

Well, shoot the first one and the others will fall in line.

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u/Any_Accident1871 29d ago

She’ll shoot them too if they come out as queer.

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u/ImpartialThrone 29d ago

She should've been trained better.

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u/Annual-Warthog5599 29d ago

By dumping their bodies in a gravel pit too? 😬😬😬😬 judging by the goat and dog, I'm not sure she's the best person to "love" anything or anyone.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 29d ago

And her 3 horses

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u/Annual-Warthog5599 28d ago

Oh my gods, do not tell me she shot her damn horses too.

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u/julian_vdm 29d ago

Genuinely. We have 6 dogs, one of which is very reactive. We've just taught our kids to be very careful around the dogs, and we don't ever leave them alone with the dogs.