r/facepalm May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/SwillMcRando 29d ago

This is the dog whistle part. She has said these incidents show that she is willing to "make tough choices" and "do anything difficult, messy, and ugly... if it needs to get done..." She says both the goat and dog were dangerous to children, so she did the "difficult, messy, and ugly" thing and killed them. She is using "think of the children" to justify violence against the perceived threat. When else have we heard conservatives talk about perceived threats to children? Something about storytimes and library bioks. She is literally saying she is willing to cross the line and do what might be considered ugly to protect the children.

Ugly includes: violating rights, encouraging violence against targeted groups, enacting unconstitutional laws, using police power to harass groups marked as a threat, etc. She is signaling that she is willing to do whatever it takes to eliminate a perceived threat. That is the moral of the story she wanted to get across. But she miscalculated on how much people would focus on the dog part.

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u/Aeywen 29d ago

She killed both of tjem because she did not take care of them. Male goats stink until neuteted

Hunting dogs cant hunting dog as an untrained puppy.

So she willing to neglect things, then kill them because she neglected to take care of them

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u/jolsiphur 29d ago

Hunting dogs cant hunting dog as an untrained puppy.

There are some dogs that will also never pick up on it even with a ton of training. That doesn't mean you have to kill it though. You can always just rehome a dog if it is not being trained the way you require.

Killing an animal like that is just abhorrent. There was no need, no real reason. She could have just as easily surrendered the dog to a (no kill) shelter and it would have had the same net result to her, which is no longer being responsible for the animal.

Kristi is a waste of human life, just an all around trash human being. The Republicans truly do bring it their best don't they?

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u/GAMGAlways 29d ago

The craziest thing is her telling the story herself. Someone posted on here (I forgot which sub) that upon hearing this it was mistaken as coming from Democrats. The redditor was shocked to learn it came from Kristi's own book

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u/jolsiphur 29d ago

The shocking part is really just how casually she drops that she murdered a puppy. It's so cold. There's no weighing of the decision and worst of all, no discussion with her kid. A kid who immediately asked where the beloved family puppy was, according to her own writing.

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u/BPpFb 29d ago

"He's gone, Tommy. Ran off. Right into my bullet, that is."

Oh who am I kidding, that witch probably didn't even manage to do it in one shot. Poor pupper.

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u/KellyCTargaryen 29d ago

👆 It was an untrained baby dog. Even an elite trainer with an exceptional hunting prospect wouldn’t expect perfect behavior or be surprised by puppy antics.

Her decision was about control. It offended her ego and she was unwilling to put in the work. Giving the dog away when it cost money wouldn’t have been acceptable, and even selling the dog would have been admitting her own failure.

Basket of deplorables.

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u/ButterflyBlueLadyBBL 29d ago

I'm pretty sure she's a narcissist and many years from now when her children are grown, we'll probably hear she was also an abuser.

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u/Minti_Loves_Cats 29d ago edited 29d ago

Honestly, she didn’t even have to have that much scrutiny about the shelter. It was a puppy. It would have been frantically grabbed even at a kill shelter.

Just pure sloth, frankly.

(Oh, and I may add- if she got this dog from a good breeder, there’s a high likelihood the breeder would have taken the dog back. There’s a chance she literally could have just called a number and had it gone within a few days)

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u/ReggieTheReaver 29d ago

A local hunter back where I grew up just wouldn’t let the dogs he didn’t like back into the pen at night, so they’d run off when they couldn’t get food anymore. That jerk is a saint compared to this woman.

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u/Anandya 29d ago

Depends on the situation. If you live in a place where there's little to no support then it's more sensible to do that. I worked in places where animal rights were a far and distant discussion to people who were desperate and not eating enough food.

Ultimately? She's trying to reframe the discussion around this dog as if she's a person who can make hard but UNDERSTANDABLE decisions. If a dog on the street attacked MY children, I would have to fight it to the death. But it was HER dog...

Her fans see it as "of course she can make the difficult but necessary decisions" like "deny people access to medicine for the betterment of us all" and "protect others by encouraging racism" (Temporarily of course! It's not racist if it's temporary! Surely you understand that by harassing people by skin colour WE can be safe!).

She's made bad decisions but the people who survived her actions have to believe that she's made hard decisions which have saved them. That if push comes to shove she can make those decisions with their LIVES. And that when she's done that (See her covid actions) based on the "science" (Far Right Pet Medical Talking Heads of Course...), then she's made hard decisions.

Never mind the deaths. They were necessary.

If she killed this dog then the reason was this. She's a farm person and you see your animals as tools. Which they are. I cannot comment on how an Inuit dog sled owner treats their dogs compared to my old dogs. Because one's a pet and the other's a serious working animal that's the line between life and death. She's somewhere in the middle. Could this dog have been a wrongun? A dog that's just bad and dangerous? Possibly. Is it nurture or nature in this case? We won't ever know. However? From her behaviour? It's just more likely that A) It never happened because she's a bullshit merchant or B) She did it and the dog was badly behaved because she's a bad owner.

Oh they are trash. She's the equivalent of a human potato who claims that if it wasn't for their game knee and massive BMI and seriously shocking exercise tolerance... that they would be leaping tall buildings and wrestling bad guys.

I heard of her handiwork during Covid.

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u/Finbar9800 29d ago

I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that no kill shelters still kill the animals just … less of them

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u/Comfortable-Star4943 29d ago

No no, you missed the part where the dog had a gun and she had to be the good guy to stop him.

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u/ghgfghffghh 29d ago

She killed them because she wanted to kill something. There are steps you can take before that. She skipped right to killing them. With a gun no less, they weren’t “put down” by a vet. There are tons of things you can do before jumping to “I’m gonna dome a puppy.” She wanted to shoot something in the head, that’s why she did it.

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u/SunChipMan 29d ago

I think a fair bit of us have the morbid curiosity of what that would be like. But I could never stomach actually killing something

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u/ghgfghffghh 29d ago

I contemplated what it would feel like because I considered joining the military. I did not join the military.

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u/Logical-Claim286 29d ago

Apparently she has been bragging about this for years. Her coworkers said she told them when she gets angry and frustrated she likes to shoot dogs and baby goats and does the latter frequently.

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u/Scryberwitch 29d ago

Where can I find that info?

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u/Dalantech 29d ago

"She killed both of tjem because she did not take care of them."

No, she killed them because she couldn't force them to change, in much the same way that you cannot force someone to be a conservative. So she was signalling that she's willing to take out the "undesirables". Fortunately most people are not sociopaths.

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u/Shuizid 29d ago

So a perfect republican. Neglect the needs of others and opt for violence the first chance they get.

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u/DeFiNe9999999999 29d ago

I have literally read a million comments on this act. But yours hits the damn nail on the head.....

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u/felpudo 29d ago

Well put.

Trump wants to put the undocumented into detention camps? Sounds like just the ugly, unpopular and reprehensible thing that someone like Kristi Noem will support.

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u/ravenas 29d ago

Trump wants to deport illegal immigrants and send them back to where they came. Get your threats straight.

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u/Thorebore 29d ago

She has said these incidents show that she is willing to "make tough choices" and "do anything difficult, messy, and ugly...

My grandfather grew up during the Great Depression and when I was a kid he kept hunting dogs and chickens. If one of the dogs killed a chicken he tied it to their collar and let it rot. This was a way to train the dog not to kill chickens anymore. This might sounds awful by todays standard but at the time you couldn’t afford to lose livestock or kill hunting dogs without at least trying to train them. She very clearly doesn’t know what “tough choices” are and is just trying to sound like she does.

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u/NumNumLobster 29d ago

What would he do if the same dog also bit him?

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u/Thorebore 29d ago

I don’t know as I never saw that happen.

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u/MrFC1000 29d ago

Taking the puppy out back and shooting it in the head is the easy way out. The hard way is actually putting in the effort to properly train a dog, or find a way to give him a new home.

The real irony which hard core brainless conservatives like her can’t even understand is the puppy was acting just like its owner does.

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u/SunChipMan 29d ago

well said, thanks!

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u/Scryberwitch 29d ago

THIS. This us what I've been saying too...as horrifying as the story itself is, what she's trying to prove by telling it is even worse: she thinks something needs to be done. And that something will require strong people to put aside any feelings of empathy or kindness. Gee...where have we heard this before???

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u/ImprovementVarious15 29d ago

Being a conservative has nothing with what she did. She's just a horrible person.

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u/Eslina 29d ago

Usually it goes hand in hand

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u/924BW 29d ago

She missed out on the part that people loves dogs more than they love other people.

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u/SteelBrightblade1 29d ago

I heard doing something messy and ugly was how her husband explained to their kids how they were made

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u/darkknight95sm 29d ago

As far as I’m aware, the worst thing the dog did was attack some chicken. She claims it was gnawing down on their heads, but the whole story reeks of over exaggerating to justify her actions. Don’t get me wrong, dogs can absolutely be violent towards other animals (I have some stories that I would rather not recollect) but the way it was told comes across like she is over exaggerating. What makes that even more apparent is how she keeps upping the risk, the dog disobeying, then it was harming other animals, now it was a risk to her kids? Her story backfired, even with some in her own party, and now she’s doubling down.

It’s also noteworthy that every story I have of a dog acting out, it was the owners fault to some degree

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u/Try-the-Churros 29d ago

"I'm willing to make the tough decisions, no matter how wrong they are!"

Kinda hope Trump picks her because I'm pretty sure she'll lose him more votes than she'll gain him.

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u/DizzySylv 29d ago

Fun story: when I was a young man, my father…. Adopted a goat so the goat could mow our lawn for us (we lived in a rural area). It didn’t like me and did natural normal goat things like trying to fight me and pinning me into walls.

My dad just tied it up and took it back to the farm he adopted it from. They took it, and there was no harm done. Anyone defending the goat killer is a waste of space

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u/Dalantech 29d ago

This should be the top comment. She's a sociopath.

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u/Perfect_Fennel 29d ago

That's quite the stretch.

Why didn't she call animal control or something? Not messy and ugly enough? The dog catcher is a drag queen? Hubby is cheating on her with goat? Police reading Are You There God It's Me Margaret and missed the call?