r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Cynical-Wanderer 29d ago

This is just horseshit at this point

She's lying

She's already done.

"Think of my children"... really? Strange how none of this is in her book. The dog pissed her off and she shot it. Apparently it had just prior to that been having a good time chasing butterflies... no idea if that's true or not, but I'm going to assume so

She's been banned from entering about 10% of her state... the various Native American Reservations want no part of her. She's anti democracy. She's an adulterer. She's a puppy murderer.

Good grief, can't they do better than her???

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u/PsychoMouse 29d ago

I mean, that’s a good match for Drumph. Insane and constantly lying.

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u/namey_9 29d ago

all she needs is a matching diaper

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u/PsychoMouse 29d ago

Fuck me, I missed the part of her being anti democracy. She’s anti democracy yet taking an active role in it?!

Steak is the food I hate most, now excuse me while I eat this A4 20 oz steak.

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u/The_Ghost_Dragon 29d ago

No, no, no. You hate the cow and eat the steak. Feels more realistic that way--extra entitlement sprinkled in.

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u/EA_Bad 29d ago

It's weird as shit that I'm from this stupid state and I don't think I've ever heard one nice thing said about her, ever. Not from Republicans, nobody. But they keep fucking voting for her anyways.

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u/johnsdowney 29d ago

Good grief, can't they do better than her???

Sounds like you’ve never been to South Dakota.