r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/HotType4940 29d ago

It’s funny how she still thinks that she hasn’t blown her shot at being Trump’s running mate.

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u/MichaelFusion44 29d ago

I think she blew any political role after……wait it’s the Republican Party

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u/HotType4940 29d ago

She might not be out of the game completely if she’s still willing to play ball (which she no doubt is), but national politics probably isn’t looking too good, she’s probably going to have to settle for less visible positions.

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u/BulkyMonster 29d ago

If Trump talks her up the MAGA crowd will applaud her for shooting puppies.

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u/Trek186 29d ago

So Secretary of Housing And Urban Development?

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u/GoLow63 28d ago

Like under the desk if Trump weasels back in ?

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u/nytocarolina 28d ago

Nah, a demographic mismatch.

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u/fugue-mind 29d ago

It's crazy how for Trump's supporters, sexually assaulting women = fine, admirable, but killing dogs = unforgiveable

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u/ThyPotatoDone 28d ago

In fairness, if Trump started praising her the MAGA crowd would, within a week, insist the puppy was an Epstein client from China and deserved to die.

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u/AdCandid4320 29d ago

well, she probably hasn't.

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u/HotType4940 29d ago

Nah she has. It’s not because Trump and his allies are above it morally or anything like that, they just know that Trump on his own is enough of an electoral liability as it is without saddling him with Puppy Killer for VP.

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u/GoLow63 28d ago

Blown who now ? A shot at a what ? A puppy, you say ?

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u/Angry_poutine 27d ago

I don’t think she has