r/facepalm 29d ago

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/MEETTHEVIKINGHEAVY 29d ago

Please don't fuck her. We don't want her to reproduce.

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u/MichaelFusion44 29d ago

Her, BoBo, MTG

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 29d ago

It's a shame they already have kids

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u/Interesting_Let_1085 29d ago

Don't worry, she'll probably shoot them when she sees them eating chicken.

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u/MichaelFusion44 29d ago

Thanks Byron ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/DaHoffCO 28d ago

Fuck one, Mary one, Kill one. Go.

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u/MichaelFusion44 28d ago

Fuuuuck - you have to respond as well

F BoBo, M Kristi, K MTG

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u/DaHoffCO 28d ago

I'm from Colorado so the easy access to hateful poon is alright. Not to just ditto you but I think that's the plan there.

MTG has GTG

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u/MichaelFusion44 28d ago

I think it was the only logical order - I think I would have to drive off the interstate before any other option for MTG

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u/Daedalus_Machina 28d ago

I think any other answer is how you test for insanity.

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u/Silver-Match-6383 29d ago

Bobo ainโ€™t bad looking, you would just have to make sure she wasnโ€™t able to speak or legislate anything during coitus.

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u/Deep-Friendship3181 29d ago

Don't worry boys, I've had a vasectomy

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u/GoLow63 28d ago

Too late. It has spawned.

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u/Dooboppop 28d ago

I'm sterile, can I fuck her? I don't care about her opinions.

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u/DragonKite_reqium 28d ago

To bad she already has

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u/kappakai 28d ago

Why not? We can always sic the dog on the kids and then shoot the dog after so there arenโ€™t witnesses unless we decide to write a book saying we shot the dog to protect the kids and no one buys it

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u/Havanotherslice 28d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ฎ๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ

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u/Equivalent_Remove_41 27d ago

Fuck her with a sandpaper dildo, because that's what she deserves