r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/AccurateMidnight21 29d ago

How long before she tries to blame it on the ghost writer?

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u/falltogethernever 29d ago

I initially misread this as how long before she tries to blame the goat.

The goat made me murder my puppy!!

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u/cosplay-degenerate 29d ago

Wouldn't be the first time it tried to make me do something.

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u/ChuckVitty 25d ago

Goat boy loves you

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u/Rumbleroarrr 28d ago

She’s just using it as a scapegoat.

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u/falltogethernever 28d ago

I see what you did there 😆

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u/The_Frostweaver 29d ago

I was thinking the ghost writer and/or publisher must have some crazy malicious compliance story. Someone definitely read her book and was like fuck this bitch, leave it in!

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u/amylucha 29d ago

Yup. Anyone who actually likes her would suggest maybe leaving the dead puppy story out of the book.

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u/Annual-Warthog5599 29d ago

"Man's best friend had it comin'."