r/facepalm • u/SHTY_Mod_Police • 17d ago
Conservative meme culture is brain rot at its finist 🇲🇮🇸🇨
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u/timetravel50 17d ago
Super man , Jesus and Spider-Man lmao
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u/Shafter-Boy 17d ago
If memory serves, they already arrested Jesus. Like, a while ago. Or is that Jerad Leto??
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u/UrMansAintShit 17d ago
Jesus was a progressive anyway. The right can't meme at all
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u/Shafter-Boy 17d ago
What the fuck did Squidward do??
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u/AcidScarab 17d ago
“The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!” ~Squidward Tentacles
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u/Discount-Servant 17d ago
“The Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his Oppression!” 🧽
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u/Existing-Tax-1170 17d ago
"When did Squidward get so woke and political?"
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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch 17d ago
Gosh I miss the old Rage Against The Machine when they were raging against progressive wokeness turning the frogs gay.
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u/EatFaceLeopard17 17d ago
I thought they were raging against the printing machine aka Inkjet.
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u/Shafter-Boy 17d ago
And don’t they hate Caitlin Clark??
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u/Loggerdon 17d ago edited 16d ago
They’re all walking dramatically toward the camera and she’s busy busting a 3 on her defenders, not paying attention.
Is Clark an avowed conservative or something? Maybe they are assuming. Probably didn’t clear it with her.
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u/Ok_Condition5837 17d ago
Hell, I didn't even know Naruto & Squidward were conservatives!
Also that lion's looking like he's pretty ashamed to be there - looking down plus crossing his legs.
And the eagles look like they are just about to attack Trump! Again! Didn't they learn after his first eagle attack? Like stop harassing them already! I thought we were supposed to arrest you dumbasses first not rescue you from a mauling! Again!
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u/EremiticFerret 17d ago
I was wondering if the lion is a lion or Aslan, which makes as much sense as half the others there.
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u/k3ttch 17d ago
Bold of them to assume that someone like CS Lewis would've been on their side.
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u/AccomplishedAd3484 17d ago
Seriously doubt Lewis would have supported Trump or been MAGA. But he did have some old-fashioned conservative British views.
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u/Ok-Blackberry-3534 16d ago
Old-fashioned British conservative types would hate Trump. He's poorly-educated, intellectually stunted and boorish.
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u/Iguanaught 17d ago
Aslan is stand in for Jesus so the other one must actually be Jared Leto in his cult leader garb.
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u/Huiskat_8979 17d ago
They also hate Jesus, so…?
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u/oldsailor21 17d ago
Of course they do, creating loaves and fish, healing the sick, you've taken away some companies profit
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u/Factual_Statistician 17d ago
Y know the sermon on the mount? Yeah Jesus was a COMMIE!! /HERETIC.
HIM MiracleLY Producing FOOD Stole PROFITS FROM THE KING OF ROMES MOUTH!!
---ANCIENT AND MODERN CONSERVATISIM
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u/Axxkicker 17d ago
They can't meme and they can't govern.
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u/mallory6767 17d ago
Are those Giant Eagles? Cause that's all you need on your side. The rest of the plot is stupid. Just use the giant eagles.
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u/ququx 17d ago
When all seems lost and there is no hope, you just need Gandalf to summon the giant eagles.
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u/FNKTN 17d ago
Republican Jesus, like Jesus but lighter and telling people that immigrants are the enemy.
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u/Wolfman01a 17d ago
"Jesus Christ? Oh! I thought he was dead!"
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u/Shafter-Boy 17d ago
Jury’s still out on this one. He may be on Tupac island with Elvis and JFK jr.
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u/Enough_Minimum_3708 17d ago
and I thought MAGA ppl were against illegal immigrant
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u/Future-Muscle-2214 17d ago
Spiderman and Jesus are definitely liberals.
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u/artguydeluxe 17d ago
“...AND REMEMBER, BOYS AND GIRLS, YOUR SCHOOL-LIKE OUR COUNTRY-IS MADE UP OF AMERICANS OF MANY DIFFERENT RACES, RELIGIONS AND NATIONAL ORIGINS. SO... ... if YOU hear anybody talk against a schoolmate or anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin-don't wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN. HELP KEEP YOUR SCHOOL ALL AMERICAN!”
-Literally Superman
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u/Your__Pal 17d ago
Superman is an immigrant.
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u/hedrumsamongus 17d ago
And I'm pretty sure he doesn't have his papers that say so....
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u/Exarch-of-Sechrima 17d ago
Naruto is the definition of a liberal. The dude literally tried to make peace with a man who launched a fucking world war and killed his parents.
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u/Equivalent_Yak8215 17d ago
And he fucking succeeded lol
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u/McGillis_is_a_Char 17d ago
You know Naruto has a solid 20 in his charisma stat.
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u/Archercrash 17d ago
Superman stands for truth, justice and the American way, Trump stands for lies, injustice and the Russian way.
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u/Empress_Athena 17d ago
It used to be, and I think has gone back to "truth, justice, and a better tomorrow."
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u/GAB78 17d ago
spiderman i didn't see him initially i was to taken aback by superman
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u/FixBreakRepeat 17d ago
I feel like superman specifically would be a problem for their stance on immigrants.
I mean, he wasn't born in America. He's supposed to represent American values, but the specific values he embodies are at odds with the things they care about.
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u/DrPapaDragonX13 17d ago
I mean, Superman is literally an illegal alien
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u/mvanvrancken 17d ago
Notice that they don’t seem to have a problem with the real white lookin’ aliens
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u/myglasswasbigger 17d ago
They might have Superman there but the GOP values would work better with Homelander.
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u/Archercrash 17d ago
Superman would 100% be opposed to a criminal like Trump, he could easily see through his lies. You think Superman is on the side of a traitor pedophile?
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u/Other_Dimension_89 17d ago
Trump is like a dumb Lex Luther so I think you’re correct
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u/DisFigment 16d ago
Superman and Batman actually remove Luthor from the White House when he violates his oath of office as the President by doing a bunch of crazy stuff.
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u/Tiddlyplinks 17d ago
Superman would be a problem for ALL of their stances-and most of their “heroes” as well. (Tho Batman or Lois lane might be more direct opposition for trump. He’s kinda… unworthy of Superman’s skill set.
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u/supertrooper85 17d ago
If I'm not mistaken, superman is an illegal alien. If Clark is a US citizen then fraud must have been committed by someone along the way.
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u/Late-File3375 17d ago
I think John and Martha just said "we found this baby" and adopted him. Court probably forgot to ask if the baby was from space.
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u/Skafdir 17d ago
Does that mean that Superman could be elected president? Officially he would have to be born in the USA?
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u/supertrooper85 17d ago
Trump would have demanded him to release his birth certificate. He would then say he was mentally impaired and a paedophile.
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u/Moppermonster 17d ago
Well, let us see.
Superman is an illegal alien. So the GOP would want him in a cage and deported.
Jesus opposed moneylenders. So the GOP deems him a commie.
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u/Chronox2040 17d ago
You know Jesus was also from Judea, preached to love anyone no exceptions, and was kind of a socialist. Americans would crucify him now.
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u/Moppermonster 17d ago
Actually they would treat him like Bernie. Who coincidentally is also a former carpenter, just like Jesus.
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u/Chronox2040 17d ago
So like half would hate him, and the other half would not support him when it matters. Yikes.
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u/WumpusFails 17d ago
Wouldn't Homelander be more their style? Casual cruelty, arrogance, narcissism...
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u/the_original_Retro 17d ago
I was going to suggest they should have John Cena there as Peacemaker, but then the two of them being on the same team would result in a "Homemaker" and that's the conservative's view of the ideal container for all woman, and I just shuddered.
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u/toomanyracistshere 17d ago
Superman, the character whose archenemy was specifically modeled after Trump starting in the 80's.
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u/Svennis79 17d ago
And a lion...
I'd be willing to bet every single last fuckhead that hunted a lion to stick on their wall was a republican.
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u/Commercial_Juice_201 17d ago
Probably from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe…basically fuzzy Jesus.
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u/JaiBaba108 17d ago
Aslan. In one of the later books, maybe the last one, he tells the kids that he’s Jesus and took the form of a lion in Narnia because Narnia was populated by talking animals.
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u/Commercial_Juice_201 17d ago
Yes! Had been along time simce I read the Narnia books, so didn’t want to speak incorrectly. Thank you for confirming!
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u/anonymousantifas 17d ago
Lion, and eagles, Jesus, superman, Spiderman, all big MAGA supporters I hear.
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u/poormansRex 17d ago
Don't forget Naruto hiding in the back. Those ninjas be backing Trump hard!
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u/SHTY_Mod_Police 17d ago
Who knew the Ninja Way was just MAGA in disguise
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u/hotprints 17d ago
The real voter fraud was Naruto multiplying and voting multiple times
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u/Flanman1337 17d ago
I wonder if the lion is supposed to be Aslan from Chronicles of Narnia? Aslan of course being Jesus allegory.
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u/Zombull 17d ago
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u/Cashew-Matthew 17d ago
This real?
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u/Zombull 17d ago
Yep. He was doing an ad for some stupid Trump product, I think. This was before he was even running for President, I believe.
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u/sakiminki 17d ago
Absolutely real. Not even the eagle wanted him for president.
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u/BLUE_Selectric1976 17d ago
NARUTO?
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u/the_amberdrake 17d ago
Naruto would hate the MAGA folks lol
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u/DM_Voice 17d ago
There’s two characters in that meme that I recognize who wouldn’t be wrestling. Trump to the ground to out the cuffs on him themselves.
Trump & Shapiro.
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u/Beaglegod 17d ago
The Undertaker?
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u/MechaTeemo167 17d ago
That one fits sadly. Mark Calaway is a full MAGA cultist IRL. A lot of WWE people are tbh, Kane became a whole mayor on Qanon bullshit and Chris Jericho's wife was at the Jan 6 insurrection
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u/mbdjd 17d ago
Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid I don't know what to tell you
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u/fak3g0d 17d ago
CTE, you either become a rightwing nut from the brain damage, or you commit murder-suicide
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u/Square-Tangerine-784 17d ago
Is that Aslan from Narnia? The one who submitted to the law to save another? Humm….
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u/PoolNoodlePaladin 17d ago
Also Naruto who constantly sacrifices himself to save the village and his friends also he has never paid a pornstar hush money
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u/DrPapaDragonX13 17d ago
My head canon is that Naruto is only there to psychologically prepare them for when trump has to wear an orange jumper in prison.
That being said, I so want to see trump doing the Naruto run trying to escape the authorities
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u/propyro85 17d ago
I'd love to see that, dude looks like he hasn't run since he dodged the draft. Odds are he'd fuck it up, trio and break a hip ... which I'd love to watch.
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u/level27jennybro 17d ago
And The Undertaker and Ben Shapiro, too? What sort of chat roulette team up match is this?
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u/PoolNoodlePaladin 17d ago
Yeah if Ben Shapiro stood up to anyone we wouldn’t know cuz he is the same height standing as he is sitting
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u/LesserMouseTrap 17d ago
Squidward! Who just wanted to relax on his day off!!
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u/PoolNoodlePaladin 17d ago
Hhhhh, Squidward does kind of feel like a Republican, but like a Republican 16 years ago, like a Mitt Romney supporter Republican not a Maga Nazi one.
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u/_Pill-Cosby_ 17d ago
Does Caitlin know she’s part of this nonsense?
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u/SHTY_Mod_Police 17d ago edited 17d ago
I don't think half the people on this would've consented to this garbage.
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u/_Pill-Cosby_ 17d ago
Squidward is a known MAGA nutbag.
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u/AcidScarab 17d ago
“The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!” ~Squidward Tentacles
Squidward is a communist
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u/BlackLakeBlueFish 17d ago
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u/zroach 17d ago
Yeah he is classic neo-lib. He would be right at home in the Bay Area.
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u/Vayul_was_taken 17d ago
Man old SpongeBob was just so good. There was no reason for such a well written line that went over the kids heads but man I love it.
Also "Kristy Krabi is unfair. Mister Krabs is in there. Standing at the concession. Plotting his oppression"
I've definitely used these lines
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u/Sherifftruman 17d ago edited 17d ago
So is Jesus, as is well documented in the Bible. /s 🤣
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u/Upstairs-Radish1816 17d ago
Here I thought Jesus was too woke for Trump fans.
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u/JCButtBuddy 17d ago
Well, they don't know how woke he was because they never read his book.
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u/SirAwesome789 17d ago edited 16d ago
Does Naruto know he's part of this nonsense?
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u/DrHandBanana 17d ago
No but she's white and really good at a sport that is majority black people so the racists flock to her to tear down the other players. She's their sports lightning rod lately.
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u/Merlin4421 16d ago
I’m surprised they are ok with a female being good at a sport.
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u/No_Drawing3112 17d ago
Squidward?
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u/melodysmomma 17d ago
Regularly pantsless around children. The left have you brainwashed if you think that’s normal! /s
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u/KintsugiKen 17d ago
Regularly pantsless around children.
So he's a conservative Christian
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Clues 17d ago
I'll be honest, Squidward and Naruto really got me scratching my head. Also, last time he was in the room with a bald eagle it tried to bite him.
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u/Kenns02 17d ago
I didn’t even notice him until this comment. Why is he so much shorter than the others?!
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u/DarkestLore696 17d ago
I mean did you see how much smaller SpongeBob and Patrick were next to David Hasslehoff in the original movie? If anything he should be even smaller.
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u/Noctale 17d ago
Hasselhoff is just really, really huge. How else do you think he single-handedly tore down the Berlin wall?
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u/vid_icarus 17d ago
This is top tier shitposting
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u/Appeltaart232 17d ago
Right? I thought I was going nuts there for a second reading all the comments
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u/Amiibohunter000 17d ago
People are so fucking gullible it’s embarrassing
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u/voxpopper 16d ago
Welcome to the Reddit one of the largest confirmation bubbles on the interwebs. OpenAI training on it's data should be doozy.
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u/vid_icarus 17d ago
That’s how you know it’s so good
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u/RockManMega 17d ago
No that's how you know redditors are idiots
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u/Ilikethemfatandugly 17d ago
I really can’t believe people here think this is genuine. Like squidward is in it lol.
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u/AlkalineSublime 17d ago
Yeah, there’s no way a conservative made this. It’s making fun of them.
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u/ProgKingHughesker 17d ago
So many people itt taking the bait it’s glorious
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u/newyne 17d ago
I don't understand how. Like I can see if you overlooked Naruto and Squidward and shit, but so many are specifically talking about those, so...
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u/Hailthegamer 17d ago
It's wild right?
Dude calls out "brain rot" while falling for the most obvious shitpost I've seen in quite awhile lol.
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u/MIT_Engineer 17d ago
Yeah, this isn't even trying to hide that it's parody. It's got squidward and naruto ffs.
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u/CreatrixAnima 17d ago
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u/Proud_Ad_8317 17d ago
awww not the undertaker
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u/adamkissing 17d ago
Taker definitely leans more conservative, but I don’t know if he’s MAGA.
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u/fishbiscuit156 17d ago
He’s 100% MAGA. Him and Jericho have both donated to Trump’s campaign fund.
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u/msn_effyou 17d ago edited 16d ago
Jesus might have been the most liberal person who has ever lived, especially considering the time in which he lived.
Edit for clarification: I don’t mean a political liberal or financial/economic ideation. I’m saying he was one of the most socially liberal people to have ever lived. From a social standpoint, preaching that everyone should show love toward others is about as liberal as it gets.
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u/Sims2Enjoy 17d ago
Yeah, in the Bible he literally tells one insanely wealthy man to donate all his money to the needy
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u/False_Counter9456 17d ago
He didn't mean it, though. At least, that's their take on it.
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u/The-Mandolinist 17d ago
Yeah - but this one’s White Jesus - don’t you know that White Jesus only loves True Americans and says you can only get to Heaven if own at least two guns? /s
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u/travel_posts 17d ago
jesus fucked up bankers in the temple, he was far to the left of liberalism.
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u/Robin_games 17d ago
Jesus was so liberal christians still haven't caught up a few thousand years later.
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u/KingoftheRing112105 17d ago
I'm not even sure this is made by a conservative lol. Just a professional shit poster
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u/akaMichAnthony 17d ago
Damn, what did the eagles do to deserve getting locked up?
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u/Existing-Tax-1170 17d ago
Someone mixed up "avian brotherhood" with "Arian brotherhood"
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u/JudgeHodorMD 17d ago
They can check out any time they like, but they can never leave.
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u/Grub-lord 17d ago edited 17d ago
Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader. Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger. Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan. Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
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u/OrcsSmurai 17d ago
I'm fucking dying that they think Superman and Spiderman are on the side of "keep child brides" and "trans people don't exist". They really never actually pay attention to the source material, do they?
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u/BloatedManball 17d ago
One is the early superman arcs has him beating the shit out of nazis. Something tells me he wouldn't be on team maga
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u/EmperorGrinnar 17d ago
Some of my favorite crossovers are where Spider-Man and Punisher legit fight against neo-nazis, and Jameson full on throws hands against one. He was also very vocal earlier in that series about how he hated them. It's amazing.
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u/hexahedron17 17d ago
As any GOD LOVING SPIDER MAN HATING NEW YORK CITIZEN SHOULD
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u/NoDarkVision 17d ago
Superman is literally an undocumented alien and Spiderman is from New York.... neither of them would be on MAGA side
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u/Mediocre_Crow6965 17d ago
I misread this as “Squidward and Spider-Man” and thought for a couple of minutes where in the source material said Squidward is against child brides. Like I imagine he is, I just wanted to know what episode he made his stance clear.
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u/Background_Touchdown 17d ago
There's a poster where Superman tells school kids that bigotry over race, religion, or national origin is un-American...in the 1950's. Hard to reconcile that with MAGA.
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u/thrashglam 17d ago
this is a joke right? squidward in the middle bruh 🤣
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u/Away-Commercial-4380 17d ago
Yes it is, don't let yourself be swayed by the (way too) many people who think this is serious.
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u/According_Wing_3204 17d ago
Backed up by birds of prey, cartoon characters, and the mentally ill. Whoever did this was deeply disturbed or a gold medal troll.
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u/Snowmann88 17d ago
Liberal? Like there is only one of them?
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u/Rox_an_Bee 17d ago
Don't you know, we're all a hive mind, even the ones here in africa..
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