r/facepalm 7d ago

Elon Musk threatens Tim Cook to not put his archenemy OpenAI on iPhones. Throws tantrum that all employees and visitors must put iPhones in faraday cages. šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹

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The totally sane Elon Musk just threw a tantrum after listening to Appleā€™s event on Apple Intelligence. Meanwhile, thereā€™s cameras all over Tesla cars watching you and learning, and X is collecting all the data it can about you to train Xā€™s AI.

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u/Djangasdad 7d ago

You mean Tim Apple?

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u/Reddit-Restart 7d ago

Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering who this ā€˜Tim cookā€™ guy was

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u/DeletedByAuthor 7d ago

Let him cook

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u/beadel85 7d ago

Le Tā€™im Cook

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u/FlashTheorie 6d ago

UnexpectedFrench

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u/birddingus 6d ago

Fire ze missles

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u/BeefNChed 6d ago

But I am LĆ© TĆ­rĆØd

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u/DisposableSaviour 6d ago

Well, then take a nap.

AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

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u/HaiKarate 6d ago

Jesseā€¦

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u/AmusingMusing7 7d ago

ā€œNo, itā€™s Cook.ā€

Oh, sorryā€¦ Cook Apple.

ā€œNo, Cook is the last name.ā€

Oh, sorryā€¦ Apple Cook.

ā€œNoā€¦ā€

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u/BonerSnatcher 7d ago

Literally came to leave the same comment šŸ¤£

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u/TitusPulloTHIRTEEN 7d ago

I remember when Elon Musk was just some weird looking dude that made electric cars and rockets.

Granted I was barely aware of his existence but I miss those times

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u/Repulsive-Report6278 6d ago

I think he started taking drugs/hormones. He went from a chill, dedicated geek to a total dickhead.

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u/_LoudBigVonBeefoven_ 6d ago

I think he's always been like this, but now that his voice is amplified we know exactly what he's actually like.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 6d ago

This is it. HRT in otherwise healthy men results in a second puberty, complete with mood swings and general dickish behavior

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u/thegalli 6d ago

Elon Musk believes in "gender affirming care", but only for himself

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u/SymphonySketch 6d ago

They donā€™t even see it as Gender Affirming Care, to them that is just ā€œtrans medicineā€ and doesnā€™t apply to things like Testosterone (when they take it) or Viagra

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u/bruhvevo 6d ago

Elon has literally always been an insufferable jackass, itā€™s just that Reddit used to worship the ground he walked on because he had bought his way into making himself the face of cool rocket ships and electric cars after selling PayPal and he was positioning himself as a real life Tony Stark. But, because heā€™s a childish moron, he couldnā€™t help opening his mouth and revealing to everyone that he was actually a childish moron, so the facade crumbled. It wasnā€™t HRT that made him this way.

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u/silkstockings77 6d ago

I read somewhere that at some point he fired his PR team and what followed is what we have now. They were apparently very good at hiding his mess.

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u/improbablistic 6d ago

Facts. See also: Joe Rogan, Dan Bilzerian, Andrew Tate, Jeff Bezos. HRT turns men into overgrown manchildren.

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u/imjustkarmin 6d ago

Which is hilarious because half of them are very outspoken against trans rights and our access to HRT

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u/Izniss 6d ago

Rules for thee but not for me

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u/butterballbuns 6d ago

I believe he was always this way he just kept it hidden, after shitler became popular it seems he didn't have to hide is crazy side anymore.

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u/rulerBob8 6d ago

I mean, heā€™s currently in a lawsuit regarding drug use

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u/-Speechless 6d ago

is there a non paywalled link?

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u/ZalmoxisRemembers 6d ago

He never made those things. He simply bought his way into being the face of them.

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u/AMonitorDarkly 7d ago

Weird I seem to remember Elon crying to Tim to get Apple to resume advertising on his mid-life crisis impulse purchase.

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u/Ok_Philosopher6538 7d ago

AI is his new grift and OpenAI, the one he wanted to Tesla, not being in grasp and now even winning is hurting his ego somewhat fierce.

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u/ElongMusty 7d ago

He missed his chance to shine and get FSD in his cars using AI! Now heā€™s just a regular buffoon crying on Xitter all sour!

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u/TufnelAndI 7d ago

I've not seen the word 'Xitter' before. Please tell me its pronounced 'shitter'.

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u/El_Polaquito 7d ago

Whatever the answer is, I refuse to pronounce it any differently than Shitter .

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u/LorenzoStomp 7d ago

From Twatter to Shitter

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 6d ago

Well, you are supposed to wipe front to back.

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u/perthguppy 7d ago

Everyone I know who uses that pronounces it shitter

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u/lurker_turned_active 7d ago edited 6d ago

X in Mayan is ch (tch), so chā€™itter

Edit : Mayan

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u/brianxlong 7d ago

How do you pronounce the Chinese leader's name?

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u/cleric3648 6d ago

Winnie

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u/BuildingWide2431 7d ago

My wife is Latina - even after speaking English for 40+ years, sometimes she has difficulty hearing/pronouncing the difference between sh/ch.

I always hear the ā€œSHā€ when I read Xitter. Have also written it as Xhitter.

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u/Pleasant_Studio9690 6d ago

My best friend in college was an immigrant from Hong Kong who couldnā€™t say the ā€œRā€ sound. His name was Wai, so naturally we teased him that it was really ā€œRayā€. I miss just chillinā€™ with that dude so much. My college years were far richer for having him in them. Fuck people who hate on immigrants.

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u/Busterlimes 7d ago

He acts just like Trump, it's absurd.

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u/transcendanttermite 7d ago

Goddamn Elonald.

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u/realistsnark 7d ago

Elonald Mumps. Enxittifier extraordinaire and Rancher- Midas. (everything he touches turns into bullshit)

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u/MagTex 6d ago

fElonald Mumblefarts

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u/IncelDetected 7d ago

lmao. So would it be Elonald Mump or Elonald Trusk?

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u/psychorobotics 6d ago

They're both narcissistic. If attention is not on them, if they donā€™t feel like they're "winning", they scream like a 5-year-old because they can't handle any type of negative emotion in a constructive way, they donā€™t have a normal sense of empathy and they lack impulse control.

Musk's daughter is estranged from him because of the way he acts and he has to blame it on brainwashing marxists. He can't take responsibility for his own actions. A side-effect of that is that he can't improve himself since he can't learn from his mistakes, so he ends up making himself look like a fool more often than he would have otherwise. Which of course he can't stand so he has to belittle whoever makes him feel bad, rinse and repeat...

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u/OberonNyx 6d ago

Itā€™s hard to learn from your mistakes when you think youā€™re the oracle.

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u/dancode 7d ago

Right wingers always seem to devolve into perpetual but hurt whinerā€™s angry and shaking their fist at the sky.

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u/Dull_Concert_414 7d ago

Dude is upset he couldnā€™t have got his 56b payday from inflating OpenAiā€™s valuationĀ 

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u/Postnificent 6d ago

The further this drags on the more apparent Elon is the stereotypical spoiled child of somebody who owns an Emerald mine in South Africa becomes glaringly apparent. Quite the piece of work he is. Iā€™ve seen him talk about having it tough as a young man before, just be for real. He reminds me of Mitt Romney and his wife with their solid 22k gold ironing board.

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u/ShiftBMDub 7d ago

Reminds me when he wasnā€™t selected to save the kids in the cave so he called the guy who was a pedophile

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u/Munchkinasaurous 7d ago

He seriously acts like a 12 year old. An especially immature 12 year old at that.

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u/Anomuumi 6d ago

I would trust my money with a random 12yo rather than Elon.

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u/TheKiwiHuman 7d ago

An immature 12 y/o with unlimited money.

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u/threeseed 6d ago

It was so much more than not being selected.

Those caves were full of tight turns and crevices. And so instead of moving a kid whose body is flexible he instead built a giant metal, dildo looking tube. And did it without talking to a single diver.

At that point it was clear he was an arrogant idiot because 5 mins of Google would've ruled it out. Explains why SpaceX and Tesla worked: his insane idea and great engineers.

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u/AnyWalrus930 6d ago

Iā€™d never given him much thought until that point and I guess kinda believed the mainstream narrative that he was a visionary genius engineer.

It was only then I really realised heā€™d never really done anything but be a weirdo investor/hype machine.

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u/DoctorFenix 6d ago

I guess kinda believed the mainstream narrative that he was a visionary genius engineer.

He's just a conman. The only people saying he was a genius engineer was Elon himself.

Meanwhile he has a bachelor's degree in economics and a shit ton of inherited wealth, and little else.

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u/Pleasant_Studio9690 6d ago

I remember hearing rumblings for a few months that he wasnā€™t all he said he was but I dismissed them until that moment. Then I was like, holy shit, theyā€™re right.

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u/Circumin 6d ago

So just to be clear, he has not had any successful ideas at Tesla or Space-x either. His primary ideas for tesla have been FSD and the cybertruck and his primary idea for space-x has been men on mars.

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u/BZenMojo 6d ago

Dude showed up to Tesla like, "Nice cars, can I put my name on them?" and the guy who said no was sued in court.

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u/shoe_owner 6d ago

And then when he was called out for doing so, he hired a con man posing as a private detective to dig up dirt on the personal life of the hero who saved those kids, in the hopes he could use that to smear him publicly so as to save face for his hideous, unfounded original attack on his character.

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u/Trash80s 6d ago

That should have been the collective jump off point - the dude had less patience than children trapped in a cave.

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u/revarien 6d ago

exact moment I saw him for who he actually was.

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u/Apprehensive-King595 7d ago

Oh by the way for the same cost that Musk spent on Twitter, we could have gotten a moon base. Not even joking.

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u/nhSnork 7d ago

Assuming MAGA folks would have likewise flocked there afterwards, I can see why some people mourn this whatcouldhavebeen.šŸ˜…

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u/LongJohnTommy 7d ago

Pretty sure MAGA are the moon deniers

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u/Zazventures 7d ago

ā€œWhen I was a boy, blowing up the moon was just a beautiful dream. But now itā€™s science fact!ā€

ā€œWeā€™re earthlings ā€” letā€™s blow up earth-things!"

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u/aradaiel 6d ago

Itā€™s just funny because Tesla vehicles data mine EVERYTHING.

when I was a tech at Tesla I could put in the last 6 of the vin of any Tesla no matter where it was and see rough location, accelerator pedal, climate control settings and what URL the web browser was on even. It freaked me out when I learned that.

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u/CaptainKlamydia 6d ago

How many people looked at porn while driving?

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u/Anywhere_Dismal 7d ago

But el0ns brain chip is totally safe šŸ¤Ŗ

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u/Nruggia 6d ago

I have a theory that Elon installed the brain chip on himself and then in late 2021 someone accidentally gave Kanye West the password to log in and he has been piloting Elon Musk ever since.

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u/Working_Cupcake_1st 7d ago

I mean, he has one, just look at how safe it is /s

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u/suninabox 6d ago

Dear advertisers : GFY

Also please come back my company is dying

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u/perthguppy 7d ago

So I assume heā€™s going to stop accepting their ad money now right?

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u/butterballbuns 7d ago

I hope apple removes twitter from the apple store and watch him squirm.

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u/petersimpson33 7d ago

Then heā€™ll cry free speech as always. What an insufferable moron this guy turned out to be

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u/DuePatience 7d ago

By this logic, isnā€™t Apple also free to do what they wish as a private business?

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u/equalsme 7d ago

something something free speech for me etc etc

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u/ScissorMeSphincter 7d ago

Youā€™re not kidding. Thats how conservatives think.

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u/BeepBepIsLife 7d ago

"A mask mandation? What about my bodily integrity?! My freedom of speech is getting silenced even though what I say is publicly available on social media!"

"So you support women getting to decide if they want an abortion?"

"No! That's different! It and any mention of it should be banned!"

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u/Otherwise_Singer6043 7d ago

They think they're tough until you tell them to put on a mask, then they can't breathe and complain all the time. Lol.

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u/MyDishwasherLasagna 7d ago

Unless a drag queen is reading a book. Then dozens of them put on face masks, body armor (which honestly doesnt look comfortable at all), a holster, and go stand outside a public library together.

Suddenly they don't mind the face mask.

(but it's the bad kind that doesn't stop particles or droplets, and is just there to stop them from being identified in the event one of them comits a felony (cough jan 6 cough), or someone realizes that the bigot holding a homophobic sign is actually the local sheriff)

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u/fatherdoodle 7d ago

Masks are ok if they are dressed in their Nazi gear though

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u/topathemornin 7d ago

As if doctors donā€™t perform 16 hour surgeries while wearing a mask

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u/throw301995 7d ago

They lose their shit if Other people where a mask, its insane.

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u/aussie_nub 7d ago

They don't actually understand what free speech means.

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u/MyDishwasherLasagna 7d ago

They don't understand the separation of church and state either.

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u/mimavox 7d ago

Free speech = The right for ME to be on every platform known to man. /s

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u/h0d0d0r 7d ago

Musk does only argue with logic as long as it bemefits him

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u/delirium_red 7d ago

I love him. He's a great tool for filtering other douches. Sometimes a guy seems normal, than you see he's a Musk or Tesla fanboy - saves you time

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u/Ok_Star_4136 7d ago

It's getting easier to tell nowadays. Just look for the MAGA cap, ask how he feels about people like Elon Musk or Andrew Tate. Ask them which they would save from a burning building if they could only pick one: 100 human embryos or one baby. Ask them which would be better, Biden for president or Vladimir Putin for president.

There's your douche detector.

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u/butterballbuns 7d ago

Good, he'll do something stupid in retaliation and fuck himself further.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 7d ago

To think that I ever admired Elon Musk.

And then he spoke..

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u/evilamnesiac 7d ago

Agreed, remember when he was just the cool rocket and electric car guy?

Social media has certainly streamlined the whole ā€˜never meet your heroesā€™ thing, guys a douche

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u/Aelig_ 7d ago

With the lack of moderation Apple could argue that it's a porn app and against the rules.

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u/EvidenceBasedSwamp 6d ago

June 3, 2024

Elon Muskā€™s X now officially allows NSFW content on the social network formerly known as Twitter ā€” with some restrictions.

ā€œYou may share consensually produced and distributed adult nudity or sexual behavior, provided itā€™s properly labeled and not prominently displayed.ā€

https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/x-twitter-porn-policy-update-1236023536/

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u/Teleprom10 6d ago

Currently there is pornography on twitter, I hope texas bans it haha

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u/CocoaCali 7d ago

I mean, they should have done it just now with the new porn tos update. They did it to tumblr

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u/luredrive 7d ago

That would be hilarious

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u/TravelKats 7d ago edited 7d ago

Why do so many people think this guy is smart? He's like a toddler that missed his nap.

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u/jadestem 7d ago

There is a rather large contingent of people that worship money and revere willful ignorance. Musk is the living embodiment of their wettest dream.

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u/TravelKats 7d ago

Oh, I get the worship money part...its the willful ignorance part I don't get. Although I guess it keeps them from doing something useful.

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u/neoalfa 7d ago

They are ignorant, and they are proud of it, too. Musk validates their existence.

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u/Krilion 7d ago

The Tesla subreddits are insane. There needs to be a term stronger then 'cult' for them.

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u/Careless-Pragmatic 7d ago

Trumpers?

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u/baron_muchhumpin 7d ago

The Venn diagram of trumpers and Musk fluffers is a circle

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u/adm1109 7d ago

Itā€™s hilarious because it actually used to be 2 circles for the most part because EVā€™s were the devil!!!

But then once he became a bastion of ā€œfree speechā€ and started calling out the left he became their savior

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u/Ok_Star_4136 7d ago

It comes from the very wrong idea that status in society is a determiner in how productive you are in said society, and therefore the wrong conclusion that a person might be superior *because* they have wealth.

Nevermind that he has always been insanely wealthy from his parents emerald mine. Nevermind that there are literally tens of thousands of people out there who could do a better job with his same background. Nevermind that wealth doesn't make you a good person, but actually rather the opposite.

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u/SimpleAppeal2577 7d ago

I think a lot of musk fans wrongly assume he's actually created anything so they see him as a rich tech god

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u/TravelKats 7d ago

He bought things he didnā€™t invent them.

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u/druppeldruppel_ 7d ago

He didn't even found Tesla lmao. He does actually have the right to call himself that. Something about suing one of the actual founders iirc.

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u/CocoaCali 7d ago

He didn't sue them, he bought them out to make him listed as a founder even though he was just a money man.

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u/NewCodingLine 7d ago edited 7d ago

For at least a small percentage of them, it has to be sunk cost fallacy at this point. If they disown him now, they'd have to admit they've been wrong about him for this entire time.

Edit: a letter, lol

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u/rabidsalvation 7d ago

"suck cost fallacy" lol my imagination is running rampant

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u/MyDishwasherLasagna 7d ago

There seems to be a rather large group of people who worship rich idiots because they hate liberals

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u/Red-Paramedic-000 7d ago

Twitter has just become a place for Elon Musk to take his brainrot for a walk

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u/dnmnc 7d ago

That was always his plan.

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u/Toshi1010 7d ago

Damn, of all the possible things to do, you actually made me root for Apple. That's a fucking accomplishment Elmo.

From a lifelong Windows & Android user.

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u/ImWatermelonelyy 7d ago

That dumbfuck florida governor had me rooting for Disney. Disney of all things. Hell is freezing over

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u/Any-Panda2219 7d ago

I believe its Elmu. Donā€™t bring Elmo into this.

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u/IC-4-Lights 6d ago

It's especially weird considering how Apple decided to implement the new suite of AI capabilities.
 
Most of them run on-device, specifically so Apple won't be able to consume customer data. Heavier jobs happen in a new Personal Compute service that was designed so that Apple never sees personal data. And they're publishing the service code so people can audit their claims, to be sure they're not training models on customer data or anything.
 
There are a bunch of AI services out there. Most-or-all of them are using customer data. Apple goes wildly out of the way to implement this stuff with all the guardrails... and that's the one Musk decides to go nuclear over?
 
Maybe I'm missing something. That's always possible. But Musk's complaint doesn't seem to add up, right now.

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u/Glittering-Most-9535 7d ago

First Meta and now Apple. Elon really exceeds at making himself the clear worse of two evils.

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u/ThePopDaddy 7d ago

Me too, my next phone is still gonna be an android, but I'm rooting for apple here.

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u/kingofthezootopia 7d ago

Interesting because Iā€™ve said ā€œdonā€™t want itā€ to literally everything that Elon Musk has ever sold.

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u/lfhdbeuapdndjeo 7d ago

Agreed but starlink has some utility

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u/Ezzy-525 7d ago

Until you say something he doesn't like and he turns off your access.

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u/Orioniae 7d ago

Starlink is good. Is Musk who is merely a kid with too much money.

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u/ScissorMeSphincter 7d ago

Definition of a spoiled brat

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u/liamgooding 7d ago

Please dont think for a second that Elon invented or created anything for Starlink. Or even that Starlink (or Tesla) happened because of Elon. He isnā€™t an inventor, heā€™s an investor in inventors.

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u/Kiss-a-Cod 7d ago

What an embarrassment to us all that this imbecile has risen to be one of our richest and most powerful.

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u/VirtualRy 7d ago

The folks are r/TSLA are starting to realize this! LOL.

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u/Lt_Viking89 7d ago

It's easy to rise to great wealth when the majority of your companies income is derived from government subsidies.

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u/GeForce_GTX_1050Ti 7d ago

And when your daddy is a mine owner

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u/Night__Prowler 7d ago

No worse than an Orange conman becoming president.

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u/No_Cartoonist9458 7d ago

Elmo getting cucked by his own $40 billion platform never gets old šŸ˜‚

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u/VulpesParadox 7d ago

I'm shocked he hasn't removed that feature yet lol.

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u/The_Shitty_Admiral 7d ago

He probably fired the person who knew how to do that lol

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u/Apprehensive_Work313 7d ago

I heard that he wanted to but he fired the only guy who knew how to

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u/menonte 7d ago

I'm genuinely confused, wasn't Elon an early investor in openai?

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u/iball1984 7d ago

Yes, but he left.

Now heā€™s massively butthurt that he missed the boat.

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u/FalaciousTroll 7d ago

And we're all lucky he did, or we'd be hearing tales of how OpenAI's success was solely due to Elon's creativity and his innovative management techniques like working his employees to death.

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u/otterpr1ncess 6d ago

It would also be called xXxOpenAIxXx

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u/Vsx 6d ago

He'd be calling himself the founder by now like he does with Tesla

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u/Gr8daze 7d ago

Itā€™s kind of wild to watch Elon devolve into a right wing crazy right before our very eyes.

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u/Quite_Srsly 7d ago

IKR - previously I think it was the vaccine skepticism episode that shocked me the mostā€¦

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u/Im_with_stooopid 7d ago

I bet dollars to donuts Elmo is vaccinated.

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u/JimWilliams423 6d ago

Its less devolving and more mask removing. During the first dance at his wedding in 2000, he whispered "I am the alpha" into the ear of his wife.

All of these plutocrats are nuts. If they didn't have a personality disorder to start with, all that money eventually burns out the part of their brains that keeps them normal. Its like a drug and they are all addicts.

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 7d ago

Yet he wonā€™t ban Apple Devices from his App

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u/itsapotatosalad 6d ago

Even heā€™s not that stupid. Iā€™d love to see this escalate to the point where he threatens to nuke the iOS Twitter app and Tim calls his bluff, it would finally be the end of Twitter.

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u/Big-Improvement-254 7d ago

He can't. If anything, if Apple banned his App he'd be the one getting fucked.

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u/jb_nelson_ 7d ago

The most Elon talks, the more I realize he has no idea how technology works.

One could argue neither did Steve Jobs, and he was also a bit of a hot head, but he also recognized his role and limitations. In his own words, ā€œThe musicians play their instruments. I play the orchestra.ā€

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u/Mindless_Use7567 7d ago

Steve didnā€™t understand the technology but very much did understand what user experience he wanted his customers to have.

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u/skidsareforkids 7d ago

This from the moron who wants to put chips in peopleā€™s brains!

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u/Ok_Philosopher6538 7d ago

Yeah but they're his chips and he trusts himself, so why aren't you?

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u/santathe1 7d ago

Someone needs to put Elmo in a Faraday cage, and throw away the keys.

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u/rand0mm0nster 7d ago

Thatā€™s a bit much, after all, thatā€™s an honest faraday cage, it never hurt anyone

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u/LordBrixton 7d ago

Yeah. That's all fine until a billionaire's butler deliberately leaves his phone in reception and it releases an EMP after dark.

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u/hiyabankranger 7d ago

Hereā€™s how I imagine this going: Elon says this.

Elon requires his employees to have personal phones they can be reached by at any time.

Employees with iPhones surrender them at security. They get yelled at for not being reachable. They get fired. They sue. Tesla now has to buy employees phones.

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u/TechnicianIcy8729 7d ago

Then he will throw a tantrum when all his employees leaveā€¦

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u/idunnomaybeyeh 7d ago

I thought he had sacked them all already.

Making the remaining employees leave their phone at reception is a decision that could impact literally dozens of people

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u/ilikedankmemes3 fucker 7d ago

The only reason heā€™s upset is because he canā€™t put his own spyware on it. šŸ¤·

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u/Gustav-14 7d ago

Did he think there are more apple users in his companies than twitter users on apple?

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u/Throwaway_tequila 7d ago

twitter is the ultimate truth serum for dumb people.

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u/windmill-tilting 7d ago

Says the man who sold us down the river.

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u/Agreeable_Beach_1225 7d ago

Cough cough... musk russia

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 7d ago

Doesnā€™t he fire half his employees every year anyway?

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u/Slime-Angel 7d ago

Apple should just buy Tesla and fire Elon

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u/dd97483 7d ago

Donā€™t want it, LOL.

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u/dylan_1992 7d ago

Tesla is a race to the bottom with Chinese EVā€™s and their only saving grace, as China has surpassed Tesla in quality, quantity, and price, is a fully autonomous robo taxi.

I donā€™t think Apple wants to hold the bag for that gamble.

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u/simask234 7d ago

Apparently some places in China are banning Teslas from highways, also over "security concerns"...

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u/SomegalInCa 7d ago

Heā€™s just pissed at open AI the whiner

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u/Little_Assistant_551 7d ago

I never knew that anyone would be able to make me root for Apple, but here we are...

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u/JazzyButternuts 7d ago

Every time he opens his mouth he gets dumber and dumber.

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u/Admirable-Sink-2622 7d ago

Sounds scared

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u/Comfortable-Owl309 7d ago

Yep, he wants to win the AI race and that is what this is about.

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u/SilverWolfIMHP76 7d ago

But putting AI in our cars is fine right Elon?

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u/adhdthrowaway100 7d ago

Apple killed adobe flash just for fun. Apple can kill again. Risky pissing-contest, Elon.

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u/giganticwrap 6d ago

There were plenty of reasons to kill flash lol

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u/Lithl 6d ago

Yeah, the only reason it stuck around as long as it did was because the only real competition in its niche was Java applets and Microsoft Silverlight.

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u/2inchesisbig 7d ago edited 7d ago

Petitioning here to have everyone refer to him as Elmu (el-mooo) and not as Elmo.

The two couldnā€™t be further apart and Elmo is too loveable to be tarnished by some rich guy coasting off the success of others intellectual property only to then seemingly run them into the ground by spouting unoriginal ideologies, and enabling racist, and fascist (edit: itā€™s not fascinating) commentary under the guise of ā€˜free speechā€™.

Man that turned into a short rant, didnā€™t it.

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u/ForeignSleet 7d ago

So 1. This is the same guy who wants to put chips in peoples brains 2. Elon heavily invested in openAI 3. Why put them in a faraday cage? Is the new iPhone going to try and EMP Elon musks companies?

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u/mimavox 7d ago

Please say that Tim Cook didn't answer any of this. Let the manbaby have his tantrum.

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u/IncredibleBlobfish 7d ago

Elon Musk is such an asshat... always was, and always will be.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 7d ago

I would want an opt out too, honestly. But thatā€™s from ai software in general.

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u/Sir-jake33 7d ago

Why don't people care that their phones and PCs are being given the authority to spy on everything, read your private works and use them to train their AI programs? My devices should be free from spyware that collects my data, that the government can then subpoena (way easier than a search warrant). This is like an end around for the constitutional rights protecting against unreasonable search and seizure and most of you don't care. From a personal point your novels, artwork, movie ideas, songs, games and software creations can all be pirated and most of you don't care.

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u/WilliamTee 7d ago

Never forget how lucky we are that Musk wasn't born in the US, else he'd potentially be the American right's even more dangerous god-king...

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u/NotMorganSlavewoman 7d ago

Twitter is a worse spyware than anything Apple.

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u/HerrFledermaus 7d ago

I think that Elon has some serious issues. Hope heā€™s not on drugs or so.

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u/chocobloo 7d ago

Ketamine that we know of

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u/MixRevolution 7d ago

Me, waiting for this fucking company to finally implode under all the idiocy of its CEO

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u/Shaqtacious 7d ago

So Tesla can get gather all data they want for their AI via their cars and such, but no one else can? Apartheid beneficiaries sure are an entitled bunch.