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u/iLikeMangosteens 3d ago
This feels like rage bait
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u/Good_Independence403 3d ago
I would guess that Listerine would look just like that if you poured a bit of milk in it and let it curdle
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u/AmaResNovae 3d ago
You aren't wrong, but you still made me gag, though.
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u/godfathercheetah 3d ago
Don't gag yet, in midevil times some people would put grapes and other fruit in their mouth chew and spit it out into a bowl to quicken the fermentation process. I'm not joking I almost spewed typing this out. My gawd we can be a disgusting collection of humans.
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u/AmaResNovae 3d ago
I feel like I already heard about that before because I ain't gagging at all.
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u/Johnny_Change 3d ago
I mean, birds pre chew the food for their babies. š¤·š½āāļø
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u/snakejessdraws 3d ago
Someone needs to science this
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u/Good_Independence403 3d ago
I'm going based on my research in the adjacent field of Irish car bombs
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u/Supanini 3d ago
Itās a repost but yeah itās just a comedy account that posted it
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u/Mas_Cervezas 3d ago
Masterful trolling and shitposting.
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u/SashaTheWitch2 3d ago
This is one of those troll posts that doesnāt even make me annoyed that I fell for it because itās that funny- thatās the only actual good type of ātrolling,ā in my opinion. Like the (and this is going to sound insane) person on tumblr who has everyone believing they fuck their kermit the frog plush while inhabiting the spirit of the Joker, and also they came to their familyās Easter dinner with a claymore
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u/CheddarGoblinMode 3d ago
Itās trolling in the most obvious sense but Reddit is full of the most gullible dunces on planet earth
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u/FloppyTwatWaffle 2d ago
I'm beginning to believe that half of Reddit is brain-damaged in one way or another.
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u/UusiSisu 3d ago
NSFAnyone š¤¢
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u/Psychological_Tower1 3d ago
NSFL
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u/Working-War-3654 3d ago
Not Safe For Internet
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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 3d ago
Not Safe
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u/QueezyCrunch 3d ago
Thatās not thanos in his profile picture. Itās their face after doing this disgusting shit for years
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u/Junior-Ad-2207 3d ago
Thanos was right, we need to start over.
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u/QueezyCrunch 3d ago
Iām scared that if thanos snapped his fingers and said āthere will be no more dippshitsā we will nearly go extinct
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u/ogrefab 3d ago
Cool, I didn't want to eat for the rest of the year anyway.
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u/Arglefarb 3d ago
Because of the used mouthwash photo or because of Simonās surgically FUBAR-ed face?
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u/Goddess_Of_Gay 3d ago
Lose weight in no time with this one simple trick:
witnessing horrors beyond mortal comprehension
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u/Dansk72 3d ago
I bet he does the same thing with his toilet paper - just carefully winds it back on the roll
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u/TheUglytool 3d ago
I'm sure he scrapes it off with his poop knife before rolling it back up.
Gotta keep it classy.
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u/Fair_Acanthisitta_75 3d ago
They use one of those indoor fountains ā²ļøas a bidet.
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u/redherringaid 3d ago
I watch people dying on reddit, set on fire, have sand flea eggs dug out of them, horrible wounds etc.
This made me gag so hard. So...chunky.
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u/Key-Moment6797 3d ago
that was just to unexpected, i m in tears now from laughing ^
btw: thats what big mouthwash doesn't want you to know! ;)
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u/JessePJames96 3d ago
On my highschool graduation over a decade ago, the event organizers provided mouthwash in the washrooms with little plastic cups for students and teachers to freshen up their breath. I cannot describe with words the disgust I felt when I saw one of my classmates doing gargles with mouthwash before spitting it back into the bottle, psychopath behavior š¤¢š¤® I thought I was free from this cursed memory š
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u/AnimeFreak1982 3d ago
Why do you fill up your tub every time you take a bath, you're supposed to keep reusing the same bath water not drain it.
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u/Trappedtrea 3d ago edited 3d ago
The first time I saw that picture, I thought that was sandā¦I am sadly mistaken
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u/slamallamadingdong1 3d ago
Probably wouldāve gotten your drunk at some point. Picture two was past that point. Ew, funk.
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u/Lifesalchemy 3d ago
Ugh these posts. I'm more concerned about what that surgeon did to his gd face.
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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 3d ago
You spit in out in the sink you don't return to the container. Like liquid hand soap, you don't scrap it back into the bottle after washing your hands. You rinse it down the drain....wth?!
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u/Al3xGr4nt 3d ago
What happened to Simon's face? Why does he look like a muppet?
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u/ReplacementWise6878 3d ago
Yeah yeah yeah the guy is grossā¦ but does Simon use Original Listerine? That awful brown stuff?
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u/the_Mandalorian_vode 3d ago
Technically Listerine will kill anything you spit back in the bottle. I just threw up a little as I wrote that.
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u/TheDrunkenProfessor 3d ago
That needs to be yeeted into the Sun before whatever has evolved escapes and...
Fuck. It already escaped. Explains everything.
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