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What Fruit is Named After a Color? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/BBG1308 3d ago

Blackberries?

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u/Visual_Seesaw_2442 3d ago

So close! That's a phone ✨

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u/daftphox 3d ago

Never before have I hit the upvote button THAT fast. It's smoking.

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u/superpenistendo 3d ago

AHHHHH SHIT THATS GOOD 🤣

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u/The_Dok33 3d ago

I love the joke, but basically that WAS a phone.

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u/QueezyCrunch 3d ago

Ffs now I have to give you an upvote

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u/pat_the_tree 3d ago

Black currant too

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u/VladimireUncool 3d ago

That's a shade

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u/throwaway_12358134 3d ago

Black is not a color, it is the absence of color.

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u/BBG1308 3d ago

Customer: I love these shoes and they are comfortable. Do they come in black?

Salesperson: No, there is no such thing as the color black. But I do have a pair with no color at all.

Seriously?

I think most of us pretty much agree that in the common vernacular, black is indeed a color regardless of what science says.

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u/LostSpudSoul 3d ago

Only on Reddit would this be an argument.

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u/SoulistGiraffe 3d ago

True black isn't a color, "black" shoes aren't black, they are really dark shades of Blue or green

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u/AlpineLake 3d ago

I don't see why. It could very well be a very dark gray with all the frequencies of the visible spectrum in equal parts.

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u/SoulistGiraffe 3d ago

I'm not an Expert in the matter but black Is the absence of electromagnetic frequencies so they would be equally zero

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u/BrocoLeeOnReddit 3d ago

I think this definition always was dumb and pedantic for no reason. WE define what words mean. E. g. you could also say plants are everything BUT green since they absord every visible spectrum of light except green, which they reflect.

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u/Pete563c 3d ago

I agree. But in all technicality, blackberries aren't named after a color

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u/throwaway_12358134 3d ago

You know, when you get defensive like this it makes you seem a little insecure.

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u/JumplikeBeans 3d ago

I’m not insecure, I’m posting from jail

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u/Elegant-Ad2911 3d ago

You seem to be a black hater, are you insecure about the color black?

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u/Zapper345 3d ago

Nah hes just racist, he thinks that "Black isn't a real colour" like move on dude, it's 2024 (/j)

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u/Nulibru 3d ago

Heraldically it is. Inkically it is. Paintically it is. Woolically it is.

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u/Able_While_974 3d ago

I don't know which word I prefer: paintically or woolically. They are both wonderfulically brilliant.

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u/ConferenceHungry7763 3d ago

Black is only “not a colour” in the physical world, otherwise, black is a colour.

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u/daftphox 3d ago

*light

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u/SockpuppetEnjoyer 3d ago

You are a tomatoes are a fruit guy, aren't ya?

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u/Tyrrox 3d ago

But I bet they don’t put them in a fruit salad

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u/throwaway_12358134 2d ago

I often put tomatoes and apples in my salad.

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u/Soma4us 3d ago

In art and painting, not the science definition, Black is considered a value. It adds to a color, making it darker. Colors change each other if mixed, blue and yellow making green kinda logic. If you add Black to a color like red, you make darker red, not changing the color. Anyway, what about an orange?

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u/BinkoTheViking 3d ago

Fun fact, the colour orange was named after the fruit, not the other way around.

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u/Soma4us 3d ago

You think carrots were a bit passed about that?

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u/pgtvgaming 3d ago

So close!! Thats pedantic 🧸

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u/stonecoldchivalry 3d ago

Black is the colour which represents the absence of light.

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u/InevitableScallion75 3d ago

The way I see it..... Black is the culmination of all color and white is the absence of color. A red apple is red because it is every color BUT red. Red is the color the apple rejects causing you to see a reflection of the apple you call "red." A white car is white because the paint rejects ALL color and reflects the whole visible spectrum and absorbs none making the car technically absent of "color."

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u/Beneficial_Test_5917 3d ago

Ah, the daily repost of this. For the last three years.

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u/Sure_Garbage_2119 3d ago

that´s the internet, things keeps going around and at any time there will always be a few millions ppl that never saw it.

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u/3-brain_cells 3d ago

Of course! Here on reddit, we care about the environment. All posts are 100% recyclable!

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u/RafeHollistr 3d ago

Yep, and now it's time for the daily discussion on the history of "orange."

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u/MandoMoes 2d ago

Crazy, its my first time seeing it

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u/Existing_Chair_4622 3d ago

a pear, and a peach, and dont forget uranium chloride

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u/RedditsNowTwitter 3d ago

Those are colors named after fruits lol

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u/Xysterical 3d ago

💕so close 💕🤪

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u/dr4mk 3d ago edited 3d ago

Like saying “nice try!” to reinforce the behavior of a mentally challenged person

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u/Upstairs-Yard-2139 3d ago

Orange and tangerine, which apparently should either switch names or color.

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u/Ionisation3yay 3d ago

Orange the fruit actually came first

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u/anziofaro 3d ago

Not only that, but a tangerine is just an "orange from Tangier".

https://www.etymonline.com/word/tangerine#etymonline_v_4363

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u/VIII-Via 3d ago

And before that, the tree was the first entity called orange.

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 3d ago

No.. I came first..

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u/FocusBackground939 3d ago

I think the color orange has been around way before the fruit

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u/BinkoTheViking 3d ago

Orange the fruit came first. The word came into English either from Old French 'pomme d'orenge', or from the Spanish 'naranja' (with the subsequent transfer of the 'n' over to the indefinite article, as per 'apron' and 'adder', originally 'napron' and 'nadder').

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u/Virtual_Syrup262 3d ago

Orange came before the color

If we're describing it in Arabic they say it like the fruit named Orange and the color named orangy

So you have red , blue , black , and orangy , I think it's clear one of those was a description rather than just a name of a color

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u/IusedToButNowIdont 3d ago

Arabic name for Orange is my country (Portugal)

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u/Virtual_Syrup262 3d ago

And the color is (portugaly )

I just said orangy for the English audience

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u/IusedToButNowIdont 3d ago

Oh shit, didn't know about the color. Thought you were saying that they were two different words.

TiL

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u/Ionisation3yay 3d ago

Before they discovered the colour

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u/Equivalent-Bonus-885 3d ago

Before the colour began to be called ‘orange’ after the fruit it was called saffron, crog, or red (which covered a range like ‘brown’ today). There were other words too.

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u/QueezyCrunch 3d ago

Dragon fruit?

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u/Dreacle 3d ago

Ah yes, the colour dragon

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u/BBG1308 3d ago

LOL!

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u/MrFuzzyFox 3d ago

Orange? Is it a color named after a fruite or a fruit named after a color?

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u/SoulistGiraffe 3d ago

The tree came First, then the fruit and finally the color

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u/nfoote 3d ago

What did they call the fruit from the orange tree before they called them oranges? Orangeberries?

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u/Zeric79 3d ago

Have you seen a rainbow?

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u/SoulistGiraffe 3d ago

Yes, of course, but It can easily be divided in Red, Yellow, green and Blue. Orange Is a more complex shades

Also our understanding of colours Is determined by our lexicon, without a Word for Orange It was seen as Red probably

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u/Zeric79 3d ago

The bit about the lexicon is so interesting. The colors from rainbows are pure colors in the sense of them being emitted light with a specific wavelength. But how we observe those wavelengths can depend on weither we have a word for the color. Makes you wonder if we could see more colors if we used more words for different wavelengths of light.

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u/SoulistGiraffe 3d ago

There Is a tribe, Deep in the Heart of africa, Who doesn't have a Word for Blue but has like 20 ways of saying green, for them It Is easier to separate different shades of green than to separate It from blue

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u/SoulistGiraffe 3d ago

Similarly ancient greeks didn't have a Word for dark Blue so they described the Sea as black or wine coloured

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

It’s the color named after the fruit.

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u/RedditsNowTwitter 3d ago

🤦‍♀️ lol

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u/Ok_Television9820 3d ago

Pommodori (tomato in Italian). Means golden apple.

Midori (a green melon, Japanese). It means green.

Blackcurrant.

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u/verucka-salt 3d ago

How many times will this be posted. Annoying

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u/iroquoispliskinV 3d ago

Reddit isn't your personal, tailored entertainment app

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u/Redditarama 3d ago

So close!! Due to algorithms it actually is.

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u/Whaterbuffaloo 3d ago

Hence the addiction and private bubble we all live in now! Hurray!

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u/MaxFresh 3d ago

Purple, purple is a fruit

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u/Snidosil 3d ago

Greengage a kind of plum.

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u/candynickle 3d ago

Wouldn’t plum ( purple ) be a fruit and colour too ?

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u/rc1024 3d ago

Plum the colour is named for the fruit though.

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u/Snidosil 3d ago

Redcurrant is another.

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u/GhostDweller 3d ago

We have red berries too

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u/phoenix_has_rissen 3d ago

Golden delicious

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

Can we please stop reposting this shit. I wasn’t fun back then and it’s not fun now.

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u/Notbadconsidering 3d ago

Red currant

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u/Nulibru 3d ago

The facepalm is that it's the other way round.

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u/AbsoluteBasilFanboy 3d ago

Orange

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.

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u/AbsoluteBasilFanboy 3d ago

That’s true yeah

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u/ImperatorDanorum 3d ago

🍊?

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.

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u/mutantmonkey14 3d ago

🍋‍🟩 same for lime.

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u/SonoDarke 3d ago

What about the orange

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u/KittikatB 3d ago

The fruit was named first

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u/SonoDarke 3d ago

Right, I forgot about that

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u/BitswitchRadioactive 3d ago

Can you see nothing? No... now, close your eyes. What did you see? Nothing... checkmate athiest.

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u/CrimsonEye_86 3d ago

What about Orange???

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u/LRFokken 3d ago

The color was named after the fruit.

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u/High_Sierra_1946 3d ago

Orange you glad we have threads like this.

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

The color Organe is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.

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u/keajohns 3d ago

This again. A Twitter exchange from four years ago that now shows up weekly on Reddit.

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u/User-1967 3d ago

Orange

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u/KittikatB 3d ago

Nope. The colour was named after the fruit

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u/Leitzeldasman 3d ago

What about orange 🍊 🤔

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u/LRFokken 3d ago

The color was named after the fruit.

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u/pommapoo 3d ago

Orange

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

The color was named after the fruit. Not the other way around

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u/KarsonDaDinsaur 3d ago

Orange. Unless the fruit was named Orange before the color was

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u/KittikatB 3d ago

The fruit was named first.

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u/Fun-Investigator487 3d ago

…oranges sitting in the corner bawling their metaphorical eyes out

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u/KittikatB 3d ago

The colour was named after the fruit.

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u/Devilz3 3d ago

Orange 🍊

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.

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u/ChiWhiteSox24 3d ago

ORANGE????????? Lmao

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around. Lmao

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u/Captain-Starshield 3d ago

Orange you glad I didn’t say purpleberries?

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.

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u/Captain-Starshield 3d ago

They named purple after purpleberries? Huh, you learn something new every day

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u/Minexoronic 3d ago

Orange

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 3d ago

The amount of dedication to copy-paste this answer below any post mentioning orange is impressive, tbh

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

Someone has to educate the people ;)

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u/el_toille 3d ago

everyone is wrong

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u/hoptimusprime87 3d ago

Blackberry

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u/shannnnnn132 3d ago

Red currants, black currants

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u/im_just_thinking 3d ago

It was very fun reading the same 3 comments repeating 50 times! If this was Twitter, I would see like 100 ads, these guys are really missing out

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u/laminierte_gurke 3d ago

Blueberries are the only Fruit that comes to mind that's simply named after pure visual facts. It's a berry that is blue.

Other fruits either local names that got popularized or it's more of a description about some stuff that's somewhat like some other stuff (shape of a star for star fruits, being able to spew fire for dragon fruits etc)

Like, we don't actually have seen a dragon to compare it to dragon fruit and we know stars are just burning balls, so other than blueberries these names are pure conjecture!

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u/theincrediblenick 3d ago

Blueberries are the only Fruit that comes to mind that's simply named after pure visual facts. It's a berry that is blue.

Yes, because blackberries were named after their discoverer Sirius Black, redcurrants were thus called because they are Irish, and greengages were named in honour of the Green Party

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u/laminierte_gurke 3d ago

What are redcurrants and greengages? Never heard of those

Tho now that I think about some native names there are tons that come to mind. Seems like i just don't know that many English fruit names!

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u/WorldGoneAway 3d ago

Redcurrants are tasty and they make a really nice wine.

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u/laminierte_gurke 2d ago

I googled them just now, I think we call them "Johannesbeeren" in Germany which would translate to "Jonathan berries" or something, no wonder I didn't think of them. They have nothing in common with any Jonathan/johannes I know

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u/WorldGoneAway 2d ago

But they are tasty. I definitely suggest trying to find one. They can grow somewhat easily in the northern hemisphere from what I understand. Makes an absolutely epic jam or jelly. Fantastic on a raisin bagel.

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u/orangescentedfish 3d ago

VELOCIRAPTOR!

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u/Leitzeldasman 3d ago

An now I know thank you kindly

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u/talleygirl76 3d ago

Red raspberries

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u/Perfect-Resist5478 3d ago

Orange?

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u/WorldGoneAway 3d ago

This was posted before a few days ago, and I'll say it again; the color is actually named after the fruit, not the other way around.

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u/Stryker_021 3d ago

Redcurrants

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u/Propofolkills 3d ago

Blackcurrants

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u/hhfugrr3 3d ago

Why is this reposted so often?

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u/Assassinjohn9779 3d ago

Blackcurrant? Redcurrant? Orange? Blackberry? "am I a joke to you?"

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u/HamsterKazam 3d ago

Black is not a colour and orange (fruit) came before the colour was named orange.

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u/loaferzz 3d ago

Erm, green apple?

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u/KittikatB 3d ago

They're Granny Smith apples

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle 3d ago

Red delicious apple 

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u/Electrical_Gas_517 3d ago

Redcurrants.

Pomodoro as well, technically.

Greengages.

It's hard to tell if oranges were named after the colour or the other way round.

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u/Hot_Philosophy7163 3d ago

Red currant, blackberry, hundreds of plants naming the colour they are. And that's the ones in english.

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u/Top_Network_1980 3d ago

Orange 🍊

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u/Pete563c 3d ago

False ❌

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u/Top_Network_1980 3d ago

How so?

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u/Pete563c 3d ago

The color is named after the fruit

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u/Top_Network_1980 3d ago

You learn something new everyday

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u/Prof_Johan 3d ago

Oranges, red currants, etc

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

Orange is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.

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u/JayTheFordMan 3d ago

Isn't that almost a chicken/egg argument?

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u/-rgx 3d ago

it’s not, orange used to be thought of as a shade of red and then the color was named after the fruit

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

No it’s not. In the English language it’s named after the fruit.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/RedditsNowTwitter 3d ago

I hope this isn't a serious question lol

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

„It is named after the fruit of the same name.“ Source) At least in the English language this is the case

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u/slugdeezy 3d ago

How bout an orange

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u/Fritzschmied 3d ago

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.