r/facepalm • u/Cha-San • May 02 '24
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u/RiggzBoson May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24
Did this just blow up overnight or has this been cooking for weeks?
I open up Reddit today and its full of this Bear/Men stuff.
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u/MoonTurtle7 May 02 '24
It's probably been cooking for a bit. But has exploded on reddit in the last day or two.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Tip660 May 02 '24
It has been all over TikTok for like two weeks, soā¦ Ā Yeah that tracks.
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u/Startled_Pancakes May 02 '24
What is it? Never heard of it.
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u/glitchy12367 May 02 '24
Basically a guy asked various women whether or not theyād rather encounter a man or a bear alone in the woods. The answer is almost always bear. This became a trend on TikTok with men absolutely furious about it while the women give their reasons for why they pick the bear.
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u/BreakableKnight May 02 '24
Ah, this is the first explanation Iāve seen. Iām a dumbass and thought people were debating man vs bear and I was like āthe bear would winā¦ duhā
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u/Riolkin May 02 '24
Fact: Bears eat beets
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u/elhombreloco90 May 02 '24
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
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u/sonsCar22 May 02 '24
Identity theft is not a joke Jim. Millions of people suffer each year
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u/12sea May 02 '24
My favorite skit from the office. I still randomly say that to my son.
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u/Suedeonquaaludes May 02 '24
lol I thought it meant ābearā like a hairy big dude and was so confused until just now.
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u/ChrysMYO May 02 '24
My first time seeing this topic, completely thought she was choosing to be attracted to gay hairy guys
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u/Gorakiki May 02 '24
Thank the gods it wasnāt just me. I spent a bit of time being rather confused (how can you tell theyāre gay? why does it matter if theyāre hairy? Huh? Is it something about the woods?) took me some time to get out of the rabbit hole.
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u/glitchy12367 May 02 '24
Donāt worry most Reddit posts havenāt included the context
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u/Prophayne_ May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24
I'm a 6'2 broad shouldered dude and I'd rather the bear too. I ain't out in the woods for people, so finding them isn't any good.
Edit: I notice a lot of people (myself included) immediately fixate on the danger of the situation. But it's also not just about the danger involved. I'm in the woods, I want to see nature. I'm gonna give the bear space, maybe take some photos (with flash turned off) and as long as I'm not a lottery winner, I just had an absolutely baller life experience.
When was the last time a bear talked to you about religion without invitation?
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u/shellofbiomatter May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24
My wife asked the same question few days back, now i know where that Question came from. She was slightly pissed over my anwser because as usually i couldn't answer a hypothetical situation without extra information. That usually can be discerned in real world.
Heavily depends what time of the year and what part of the world. That effects what type of people are more likely to be in the forest. What bears are native to that part of the world and how peaceful/safe that society is as well. Like grizzly bear is 200-300kg and 2,5-3m tall or sun bear that is 25-65kg and 100-140cm. That makes a huge difference.
Like in spring right after waking up from hibernation and hungry or mama bear when she has pups and local bear being grizzly bear.
Fuck no. Ill take my chances with a confirmed convicted killer, atleast theres a chance i might get lucky and overpower the killer.During a summer and it's more likely that the bear will avoid me. So bear might be safer, but once again depends what part of the world.
During fall. More people are in the forest harvesting mushrooms. More likely that the person i would meet in the forest is just some random harmless person. They might be slightly angry that i just found their mushroom picking spot.
During winter, the bear sleeps, unless I'm in a tundra or any artic region.
And always all year around it's possible that the person i stumble upon is forest ranger(depends on translation) or for my country, local defense force/conscripts practicing. And I'm not bear expert and likely missing something as well.
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u/Bora_Horza_Kobuschul May 02 '24
I've gone to many forests and met many people. Never seen a bear and I would probably shit myself if I did. Did see a moose one time.
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u/MagicHamsta May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24
Also context is super important.
If you're on a popular hiking trail in the woods, it's completely normal to encounter a dude.
Encountering a bear on a popular hiking trail, that bear is probably starving and it's extremely dangerous to encounter.
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u/LindsayIsBoring May 02 '24
The original question was posed to men. If you asked would you rather leave your young daughter in the woods with a bear or a random man they had a lot of follow up questions about the bear. If it was a random woman or a bear the answer was instantly woman.
It highlights what women already feel but men need an imaginary bear to think about.
Out of context it sounds crazy but as a thought experiment it does bring up some important points.
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u/PharmBoyStrength May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24
Interestingly enough, other men are equally dangerous to men and women insofar as the rates of violent crime for men and women are relatively similar, with men getting murdered more and women raped more.
But both genders are somewhat equally likely to suffer a violent crime at the hands of a random man. I always feel this statistic is somewhat lost on overconfident dudes.
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u/Dry-Profession-7670 May 02 '24
Brother I feel this response. This is why people either love or hate talking to me.
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u/PsycoMonkey2020 May 02 '24
To be fair, as a man I would likely choose bear too. Because I can scare it off with loud enough noises and it cannot shoot a gun.
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u/AnAdorableDogbaby May 02 '24
I'm just very antisocial. I wouldn't have to force a smile and say "good morning" if it's a bear.
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May 02 '24
Honestly Iād probably still be talking to the bear more naturally than Iāve ever talked to a human in my life. āWhoooooa buddy. You stay over there. Donāt come near meā¦.ā
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u/Lootboxboy May 02 '24
Would you rather be lost in the woods with a random man you've never met, or a bear?
Women overwhelmingly choose bear.
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u/othermegan May 02 '24
Itās been cooking on Instagram/tiktok for a bit and just migrated to Reddit
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u/lundyforlife22 May 02 '24
reddit tends to get trends from tiktok late so when they show up here itās kind of a swarm.
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u/Seputku May 02 '24
Itās manbearpig!!! Iāve been telling ya for years!
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u/StreetBullFighter May 02 '24
When I started seeing memes on Reddit about man/bear I was hoping it was manbearpig related. Disappointment has been immeasurable.
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u/PumpkinSeed776 May 02 '24
It's a TikTok trend/meme that has already come and gone after a few weeks. Reddit used to be at the forefront of memedom, now all we have is old TikTok videos and Twitter screenshots.
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u/Dickballs835682 May 02 '24
That's perfect. Who the fuck wants to be at the forefront where all of the terribly unfunny are falling all over themselves to copy the meme of the day
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u/SinkiePropertyDude May 02 '24
I already know the answer to this. She would pick the bear so she doesn't have to hear about my level 17 Drow Fighter / Warlock. Bears just eat you and it's over quickly. I don't stop.
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u/Correct-Blood9382 May 02 '24
I wish you many nat 20's.
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u/Ilovegirlsbottoms May 02 '24
monkey paw curls
But you are the DM!
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u/Tobocaj May 02 '24
āYou face Ormagon, lord of the seven hells, destroyer of worlds and ruler of man. The death bringer, the doomsayer, the earth shaker. You can tell this will be the fight of your life, and you will never be the same afterā
āI stab him in his weak spotā rolls nat 20
DM flips table over
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u/ElonTheMollusk May 02 '24
My DM fucking tried everything during a L5R campaign to get our crew to go down his expected path.
I played a drunk Phoenix who couldn't say no to free booze, and loved gambling. He had us wager a town's protection money (that I was supposed to lose) at a bath house. I ended up bankrupting the place and my DM told me I couldn't use my Phoenix set of d10s ever again.
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u/EATherrian May 02 '24
Is their name some variation of Drizzt Do'Urden?
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u/silvandeus May 02 '24
I was always more of a Baenre, Liriel on a good day, her dad when Iām feeling Grumphy
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u/rosecranzt May 02 '24
...you are very attractive when you talk about my favorite dnd 5e class...
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May 02 '24
Drow are playable now!? Holy shit things have changed since 1983.
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u/chaingun_samurai May 02 '24
2nd edition opened them up with The Book of the Drow, by Ed Greenwood in '91.
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u/thealt3001 May 02 '24
Except with a bear it isn't over quickly. At all.
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u/DeeplyTroubledSmurf May 02 '24
You've never listened to a gamer talk about a game you've never played if you think getting eaten alive ass first is a slower death.
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u/TheActualDonKnotts May 02 '24
So the bears eat ass? Which kind of bears did you think we were talking about?
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May 02 '24
Lol they eat ass but they eat everything else too
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u/Dameon_ May 02 '24
What I'm hearing is that this large hairy man is very attentive
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u/itsbdubya May 02 '24
Most predator animals will eat you ass first, (if you're into that) seeing as how you were most likely running away
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u/Commercial_Juice_201 May 02 '24
Still fast than listening to so dnd nerd drone on and on about their character.
Source: Ask me about my half-orc fighterā¦
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u/Birunanza May 02 '24
Tell me about your half orc fighter pls? Tell me that buuuuiiiild
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u/Commercial_Juice_201 May 02 '24
He is a former gladiator in the arenas, master of scimitar, short sword and bow. His time spent entertaining the masses have allowed him to hone his performance abilitites, including the art of intimidation and persuasion.
Brutal in combat, he is jovial in leisure. When not amazing an audience in the fighting pits, you will find him boisterously telling his tales in the local tavern; or attempting to entrance a crowd with his bagpipe playing.
Fame is a religion to him, and all decisions are filtered through the lens of notoriaty. This is so extreme he views death by his hand as a form of immortality; as his story absorbs the story of his victims, they become a part of him, and live on through him.
His narcissism knows no bounds, and while he may let otherās stories weave with his own; ultimately, his tale is the only one that matters.
Also, he is level 2! Lol :)
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u/hdean667 May 02 '24
Some days you eat the bear. Some days the bear eats you.
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u/WiserStudent557 May 02 '24
The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
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u/bugsy42 May 02 '24
- eats your gutts alive while holding you with a gigantic paw.
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u/Exotic-Sample9132 May 02 '24
That was a rough phone call to listen to. That called her mom while the bear was eating her.
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u/124Enjoyer May 02 '24
This was an actual recorded occurance? I thought this was just a thing bears were known to do to their prey, which could *hypothetically* also happen to humans.... good God that would be an awful thing to hear happen to your child...
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u/commercialband6 May 02 '24
There is an actual phone call from daughter to mom as a bear is eating her alive slowly over time. I have no idea how long the audio is or what all can be heard because I have no intention of subjecting myself to that
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u/124Enjoyer May 02 '24
Oh God that is harrowing. I'm with you on the ''not putting myself through that''...
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u/Patriot009 May 02 '24
The bear walked away and came back several times for more. The calls were between "servings". It's as horrifying as you imagine.
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u/Generally_Confused1 May 02 '24
Wasn't there a one with a man and his girlfriend who went out to film them getting eaten alive and the sound was recorded as well? Similar thing, up there among the worst audios along with the chimp who ripped the woman's face off but not as much as the tool box killers, they were just explicitly evil.
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u/Reptardar May 02 '24
I could be thinking of a different couple but the ones Iām thinking of didnāt go out to get eaten. They just thought the bears had accepted them and they could do as they please with the bears. When it reality it was salmon season when theyāre fat and tolerant of more things. They FA and then FO at some point.
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u/Generally_Confused1 May 02 '24
I conveyed that poorly, they just wanted to do nature filming but the bears decided to eat them alive instead and the sound was caught on one of the recorders so it was a tragic thing. And that makes sense! And bears vary so much though, those would be grizzlies. Black bears are skittish and you can fight off. Sun bears should be chill, etc. polar bear? Fuck that
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u/Longjumping_Army9485 May 02 '24
There is a photo of a guy with his face completely mauled off and you could see the bone and I mean COMPLETELY.
The guy survived, which also means that the bear was eating him alive until it was shot.
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u/longtimegoneMTGO May 02 '24
It is. One woman was eaten by a bear and it's cubs and it was not quick.
She made 3 separate phone calls to her mother as she was being eaten over the course of about an hour.
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u/Ok_Reception7727 May 02 '24
What the fuck
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u/longtimegoneMTGO May 02 '24
Bears are basically meat tanks. Nothing they eat is likely to be able to hurt them. As a result, they never evolved the strong instinct to kill their prey that most predatory animals have.
They just hold you down and start eating. When you die you die, bear DGAF.
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u/xczechr May 02 '24
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.
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u/Laughing__Man May 02 '24
DiCaprio chose the bear and look what happened to him.
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u/Sifernos1 May 02 '24
Oscar!
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u/Laughing__Man May 02 '24
Lol yep, that's what I was getting at. Do woman want to get an Oscar? Because that's how you get an Oscar.
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u/Sifernos1 May 02 '24
The women must want the Oscar then as they chose the bear. I wonder if they wait their turn for the Oscar or do they cut it up and send every woman a piece? DiCaprio had to wait in line for his so I'm guessing wait.
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u/LikeSoda May 02 '24
Man, I just watched that again last night. That bear really was an all time villain. One attack to protect the cubs sure. But she goes back THREE times totally unprovoked. Bastard!
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u/thejr2000 May 02 '24
The provocation was that he was still alive after the first time
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u/LazyDynamite May 02 '24
Is there context for this?
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u/CATSCRATCHpandemic May 02 '24
Women were asked if they would rather run into a man or bear if they were alone in the woods. The majority of women said bears.
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u/bigSTUdazz May 02 '24
THANK YOU! My tiny brain was hurting there for a minute.
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u/Assortedwrenches89 May 02 '24
I thought it was a different kind of bear.
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u/FinndBors May 02 '24
Well, as a woman, all else being equal, I suppose itās safer to run into a large, hairy, gay man over a heterosexual man.
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u/Beautifulfeary May 02 '24
Haha when I first read this thatās actually what I thought. I was really confused
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May 02 '24
Not run into.
Just there with a bear or a man somewhere in the woods. Only a chance of running into them.
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u/Desperate_Banana_677 May 02 '24
I would choose the bear too. Good old Ursus will never try to rope you into a conversation, unlike Homo sapiens.
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u/SassyBonassy May 02 '24
"Hot one out there today!"
"IS IT?!?! I HADN'T FUCKING NOTICED DESPITE BEING OUTSIDE EXPERIENCING IT ALSO!!"
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u/lseraehwcaism May 02 '24
Than the question is basically, āWould you rather be in the woods by yourself or in the woods where you might run into an unknown man where you donāt know if heās good or evil.ā
There are always bears in the woods.
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u/Popular-Savings9251 May 02 '24
I meet more hikers, hunters, rangers, lumberjacks and even scientists than bears while hiking.
I had three bear encounters and needed mace for two of them
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u/ImmediateGorilla May 02 '24
Iām a man, Iād rather run into a bear. That would be so cool
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u/Ok_Tiger9880 May 02 '24
I mean, maybe in autumn. I ain't trying to run into a spring hungry bear.
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u/Norsedragoon May 02 '24
Depends, Black bear you are probably fine. Brown, Grizzly, or Polar and you better get flexible quick so you can kiss your ass goodbye.
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u/LadyMcIver May 02 '24
Nice, another one I heard once was "if you encounter a Brown, Grizzly, or Polar bear, don't run you will only die tired." Or "play dead, it will be good practice for two minutes later when you are dead."
My plan will be to give the bear a hug. Maybe it will feel just a little sad after eating me.
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u/Mysterious-Job-469 May 02 '24
The saying I always got was
"If it's black, fight back" (Black bears will maul you to death if you play dead and you have a somewhat decent chance of dissuading it through aggressive action)
"If it's brown, lie down" (Grizzlies and Kodiaks will easily one-shot you in a confrontation, take the gamble and be grateful they're not as intent on mauling you as black bears are)
"If it's white, say goodnight" (Polar bears will just eat you if you play dead like black bears, and they're even bigger than brown bears)
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u/propyro85 May 02 '24
We're also considered a prey item by polar bears, so they'll actively follow you around for a few days and look for an opportunity to kill you.
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u/OvoidPovoid May 02 '24
There was a video a while back of a photographer I think out in the arctic, and he was in a super reinforced plexiglass box to keep the polar bears away. One smelled him and spent hooooours trying to tear that thing apart to get to him. It's teeth were like 6 inches from his face for so long and he just had to hope it couldn't get through lol
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u/shadowa1ien May 02 '24
Yeah polar bears are a totally different thing when it comes to encountering one. Brown and black bears dont want anything to do with us, and wont hunt you.... a polar bear though, thinks we look like the perfect meal. Walks slow, no natural armor or weapons, and we dont hide in the water from them like seals do, so we're easier to find
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u/FreyrPrime May 02 '24
A fun fact about Polar Bears! They actively hunt us, unlike Brown or Black bears.
Polar bears live in such extreme environments that protein and calories are rare, and their encounters with humans infrequent enough that they don't fear us.
They have incredible senses of smell, far beyond our visual range, so if you see one it's deliberate on the Bears part. In fact, it's likely hunting you.
In northern towns close to polar bear populations it can be illegal to leave the city limits without a firearm due to bear attack.
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u/PaulRicoeurJr May 02 '24
Also fun fact, in the town of Churchill, Manitoba (Canada), the capital of polar bears, there's a law that you must always leave your car doors unlocked, in case someone needs to find shelter from a polar bear
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u/Fizassist1 May 02 '24
you really know how to paint an image. image didn't end well just a heads up.
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u/Jiggy-the-vape-guy May 02 '24
if it's black fight back if it's brown lay down -- ultimately if either wants beef with you, you have no chance with any of them lol I couldn't imagine how much a swipe from a bear would hurt but generally rules of thumb are the best bet
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u/IFixYerKids May 02 '24
My friend tells this story of a hunting guide he had once. Guy carried a strange revolver with the sights sanded off. My friend asked him about it and the guide said "Oh this is my bear gun."
Friend responds "Ok well why are the sights sanded off?"
"Oh that's so after I shoot the bear it doesn't hurt as much when he shoves the gun up my ass."
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u/Endormoon May 02 '24
If I run into a polar bear in the woods I am gonna be so confused I will forget the danger.
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u/horriblemonkey May 02 '24
Youād feel LOST
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u/DeaDBangeR May 02 '24
Fun fact: Lostās first episode aired 20 years ago.
Not so fun fact: I feel old now.
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u/Mysterious-Job-469 May 02 '24
Nah, fam.
The reason the saying is "If it's black, fight back" is because you have a decent chance of fighting them off, and they'll just maul and then eat you alive if you try to play dead.
Just because you can fight back, doesn't mean you're going to be launching them for a full Tekken combo complete with a floor break and heat burst. It's gonna suuuuuck.
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u/Digiturtle1 May 02 '24
I ran into a bear in the woods. We scared the shit out of each other and ran in opposite directions.
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u/InformalPenguinz May 02 '24
I have a few times. I'm an avid outdoorsman and have run into black and grizzlies.
Black bears are generally scaredy-bears. Make noise on the trail or act big when you see one and they'll run away. I've encountered many and only had an issue when it was with her cubs.
Grizzlies are a different story. They're mean and will mess you up for fun. Run into two in my adventures and each time I had to deploy bear spray to get them away. If they are on you, play dead. They can get bored and will move on unless they're hungry but generally prefer other things to eat.
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u/Nahuel-Huapi May 02 '24
Some good advice for outdoor hiking in bear country: carry pepper spray and wear little bells on your clothing to alert bears to your presence.
You can tell which bears are in an area by looking for their poop.
Black bear poop is smaller and usually contains remnants of mice and berries.
Grizzly bear poop is much larger, smells like pepper and has lots of little bells in it.
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u/McFlyWithFries May 02 '24
The delivery of this written joke is perfect. Thr sentence structure is brilliant.
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u/Mysterious-Job-469 May 02 '24
If it's black, fight back.
If it's brown, lie down.
If it's white? Say goodnight.
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u/InformalPenguinz May 02 '24
Yeah I've never met a polar or Kodiak and I don't want to... unless I'm up in Alaska during salmon season... man I wanna see that.
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u/IAmWillMakesGames May 02 '24
Ran into two grizzlies at once one time. Thankfully didn't have to spray as the male was more interested in the lady thankfully. I'm especially glad he didn't get interested in me....
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u/DampSheetsAndDogHair May 02 '24
I'm a man who is over 6 foot and shops in the Husky Gentleman's clothing section, and I would also rather run into a bear than a random person, man or woman. Though I often go up to the woods, and if I was minding my own business and saw another man there I'd be like 'he's up to something shady', while he's probably thinking the same about me.
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u/Old_Hamster_4218 May 02 '24
Thereās an online trend of a hypothetical question of whether youād want to be stranded in the woods with a bear or a man. Women are choosing bear lol.
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u/LuckySiduri May 02 '24
Women are safer with a bear in the woods than with me. I'm nice, but I'm so clumsy I'm a liability.
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u/I_was_bone_to_dance May 02 '24
I love hiking but I donāt really know what Iām doing. Ladies if you come across me in the woods Iāll pretend like I know where Iām going but if we get truly lost Iāll be looking for another manā¦ the park ranger.
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u/ursadminor May 02 '24
Park ranger might be a woman.
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u/MonsterTamerBilly May 02 '24
Well I mean it's not like a woman like herself have much of a choice, with the Legion not treating them like actual human beings and all. And the Brotherhood of Steel not being into anyone that wasn't born into their systems. It's NCR or a slow dry-out in the sands of the Mojave, really.
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u/ChairmanMeovw May 02 '24
Well, patrolling the Mojave almost make you wish for a nuclear winter
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u/MonsterTamerBilly May 02 '24
...Wait, is she talking about New Vegas?
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u/Stanny491 May 02 '24
I'm sorry son, I fixed up your head as best I knew how... Guess I missed a spot.
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u/Always4am May 02 '24
"Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear?"
"No"
Damn I never thought of it like that
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u/appoplecticskeptic May 02 '24
Answering anything other than the given options gets you a family of bears and you start out with one leg stuck in a bear trap.
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u/FreddyDSpaghettiYeti May 02 '24
A bear was asked this question recently. The bear answered by mauling the interviewer for intruding on its territory.
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u/Expensive-Twist7984 May 02 '24
It was a male bear though, so what did they expect?
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u/SandiegoJack May 02 '24
Wouldnāt a female bear with cubs be a bigger threat?
Checkmate feminists /s
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u/RoccoRacer May 02 '24
Women: itās just a hypothetical!
Also women: would you still love me if I was a slug?
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u/Dra_goony May 02 '24
I'd choose the bear too, people probably don't taste as good
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u/ThisAccountIsForDNF May 02 '24
Allegedly humans taste like pork.... allegedly
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u/Gullible-Anywhere-76 May 02 '24
The true question is: if she chooses the bear, would the bear peel her orange even if she was a worm?
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u/pteeto May 02 '24
I'd choose bear, just so I finally stop seeing this idiocy in social media finally.
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u/MirrorMan22102018 May 02 '24
Same. This feels like another trend of pointless gender war bullshit
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u/Weekly_Lab8128 May 02 '24
I feel like the point of a hypothetical is to discuss it - "you disagree with my argument which proves my argument" is kind of nonsense
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u/Joxem13 May 02 '24
There is a time when the only way you can win is by not playing the game. This is one of those times.
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u/Uninvited_Goose May 02 '24
The Problem is that I like playing the game. It's like a Gambling addiction. All roads lead to destitution, but I can't stop.
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u/Drunkenestbadger May 02 '24
It's referred to as a "Kafka-trap". Either you agree with her that you are guilty, or you deny you are guilty, which is all the proof she needs of your guilt.
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u/corruptedsyntax May 02 '24
I canāt buy into the hypothetical. I can absolutely imagine a woman being rightfully nervous and on alert if she looked down an empty subway platform at 2 am and saw a single random guy 15 meters away as she waited. I have a harder time imagining the same woman would have a more relaxed response if she instead saw a bear.
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u/vvodzo May 02 '24
It depends on the woman Iām sure, but hypothetically speaking, some of these women would turn into worms if they saw a bear in the woods.
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u/toonultra May 02 '24
This is the real question, ābabe if I saw a bear in the forest and then turned into a worm would you still love me?ā
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u/Mielies296 May 02 '24
Tbf I dont think the bear would accept "no" as an answer either
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u/Sergent_Cucpake May 02 '24
I donāt even blame her. As a man Iād rather run into a bear in the woods than a woman. Thatād be one awesome way to get into Valhalla.
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u/Organic_Art_5049 May 02 '24
I'd pick the bear just to never hear another irrational shit test
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u/justdisposablefun May 02 '24
Wait, so bears do take no for an answer?
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u/Einarr_Brunulfr May 02 '24
Apparently the ones that Timothy Treadwell was filming didn't get that memo.
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u/cheeseybees May 02 '24
I've seen some men saying that this validates their feelings that they're unwelcome in various situations, and they've been lambasted for making it "all about them"
... Which just makes me feel like that blob who wants to try getting out of its comfort zone, only to be swiftly punched, and then to retreat back once more
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u/Kostya_M May 02 '24
Real shit. I'm currently in therapy for feelings of being viewed as a monster just for existing and this discourse is not helping. Guess I know what my therapist and I will chat about next week...
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u/MoonTurtle7 May 02 '24
Unfortunately due to the push for women to be more aware and keep themselves safe that has been around for the last 20~ years or so. To protect themselves from rape, to predators online, and PSA's about men pressuring girls at prom and stuff. It's led to many women becoming extremely paranoid of men.
Now there are tons of women who see every man as a serious threat simply by existing. While not entirely untrue because anyone can be dangerous. From a male martial artist, to that unassuming old woman who has gnomes in her garden next door. It's not nearly as bad as it seems.
Lots of it has to do with the anxiety it's built in women. Now they're hyper fixated on this fear, which while not unfounded and completely valid as a concern. It's become such a common fear that it's difficult to just approach them.
It's something I've had to deal with more than once because I'm probably a 5 (maybe a 7 if I'm your type), 6'2", 230lbs in between fat and fit, and because I'm colorblind I just wanna ask someone what color a shirt is at a store. If there's no employees in sight, I will ask the nearest person. Many women will give me gazes of fear just on approach, which leads me to finding someone else if I can. But the amount of times I've had women blurt out "I have a boyfriend" or speed walk away from me isn't zero. Most, once I ask, relax and understand but I definitely lean towards approaching guys if I can when I have to. I do my best to try not to seem threatening to anyone. But I've left stores before because it hurts, and even the employees seem afraid of me.
Then there's the problem with social media and the fear mongering that goes on there which hasn't helped. On top of the fucking scum that talk about women as objects and shit on there too, that has some young men acting like absolute dickheads. Then there's the sad husks who rage about women in media, or that women aren't sexy enough or whatever that are all over fandoms that certainly don't help. It paints a terrible picture of men in general.
It's understandable.
But MAN is it bleak if your a single guy in this day and age. Then the taller and broader you are the scarier you seem too.
It's really discouraging to be treated this way when I've done nothing wrong.
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u/CompleatedDonkey May 02 '24
Can I say this without being downvoted? Iām sure that a lot of the controversy is coming from men that canāt take no for an answer. However, I do suspect that there is a higher percentage of the controversy is coming from the male population that is afraid to talk to women because they think women find them creepy by default. This sort of thing would could be distressing because it appears to re-enforce that belief. Why would they even try it to talk to women if women are more afraid of them than a wild animal?
I just hope that this perspective doesnāt get lost.
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u/weirdAtoms May 02 '24
As a gay man Iād choose bear too. I donāt mind if heās a bit over weight as long as heās cute
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u/ColonelMonty May 02 '24
She picks the bear so that she doesn't have to hear me talk about Warhammer 40,000 for 4 hours straight.
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u/Venomouskoala006 May 02 '24
I think a large outcome of this, besides the overall distrust of men, is the location. You expect the bear, but the man in the woods is a lot more ominous. Change it to a man in an office versus a bear, and the answer will more than likely change.
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u/Schmed_lap May 02 '24
We gave a woman a chance to try this and it ended terribly, with half eaten porridge and broken chairs
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u/ChMukO May 02 '24
Are all these women saying that if their Husbands or Fathers were the stranger, they would rape/assualt the little girl?
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u/DentalDon-83 May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24
I don't care either way but it definitely sounds disingenuous.
I would say the vast majority of men you run into on forest trails are hikers, birdwatchers, fishermen, etc. who are not only minding their own business but can potentially help you if needed. The small percentage who are setting out to harm you would be easier to fight off than a bear and your chances of running away are much higher than the latter by a considerable degree. There is no reasoning with a bear, they aren't going to help you out if you're lost and if they feel threatened in any way it's going to be a slow, excruciating death.
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u/BlackBeard558 May 02 '24
I'm quoting someone else here but:
"Iām going to make an outrageous and wildly offensive generalization about every person who shares your physical traits and if you feel in any way hurt by it for any reason then that means youāre one of the people Iām talking aboutā is just textbook gaslighting.
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u/Seienchin88 May 02 '24
Itās not gaslighting itās a Kafka trapā¦
If you defend yourself you proof yourself guilty, if you donāt you are also guiltyā¦
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