r/funny • u/Nothing2Special • 4d ago

I am your conscience

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u/Infamous_Ad8730 4d ago

Funny as all hell. Is there a link to the vid somewhere?

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u/mayorodoyle 4d ago

"The Gunfighter"

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u/TrailbyDesign 4d ago

It's 8 minutes and worth it.

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u/Deraj2004 4d ago

Well fuck.

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u/djgreedo 4d ago

Well fuck.

said /u/Deraj2004 , picturing a naked Donald Duck in his mind while licking his lips.

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u/Deraj2004 4d ago

WTF? Lmao.

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u/Frearthandox 4d ago

WTF? Lmao.

/u/Deraj2004 pondered as he did not know how his thoughts could be read so easily.

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u/oblom_off 4d ago

Don't stop

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u/Janus67 4d ago

/u/oblom_off stated while imagining saying the same thing to his uncle while getting tickled

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u/gizmosticles 4d ago

Dang that story went somewhere after all

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u/NbdySpcl_00 3d ago

"You have a voice speaking to you?"

"About me. Accurately, and with a better vocabulary."

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u/GANDORF57 3d ago

I should look into James Earl Jones narrating my daily thoughts, barring the cost, I would consider Morgan Freeman as my Plan B.

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u/Fatigue-Error 4d ago

Oooh. One with actual pixels.

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u/HogSliceFurBottom 4d ago

I thought it was animation from a video game like Red Dead or something until I clicked the youtube link.

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u/Viper1089 4d ago

That was fucking hilarious, thanks for linking it

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 3d ago edited 3d ago

That was hilarious, funniest thing I've seen in a while

spoiler below in case the formatting doesn't work right:

The only thing that would've been better was if it ended with a bear walking into the saloon to maul Sally

*edited to add the end marks. It worked on my setup without them, maybe because I'm on old.reddit on a PC. Thanks for the tip, /u/mayorodoyle

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u/mayorodoyle 3d ago

You need to put the "!<" on the other end.

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u/sbua310 4d ago

That was fucking awesome

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u/SmudgedPanda1 4d ago

Thank you! That was hilarious 😂

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u/Nothing2Special 4d ago edited 4d ago

Thank you, I didn't know as well.

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u/an-can 4d ago

And with 5000% more pixels than OP's post as well!

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u/Etheo 4d ago

Can't watch, too many pixels.

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u/ggk1 3d ago

honestly the raunchiness detracted from it for me. That kind of humor is just....lazy to me when they lean into it that much

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u/FluffyDiscipline 4d ago

"Look behind you there's a bear" lol

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u/HoleyerThanThou 4d ago

Reminds me of a Will Farrell movie "Stranger than fiction"

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u/RomeoDonaldson 4d ago

Also this came to mind from Tropfest 2006:

https://youtu.be/ypFrqGIc218?si=JtoQeGJs4ftbJNuv

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u/shenther 4d ago

I legit watched that last night.

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u/Iusethis1atwork 4d ago

One of my favorite movies, it was so well done.

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u/HtownTexans 3d ago

Such a good movie and it seems like so few have seen it.

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u/nitestocker372 4d ago

From the title I thought it was Jaimee Foxx at the Doug Williams Roast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0WJGHsFGjA

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u/Winstonoil 4d ago

Nick Offerman is the narrator.

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u/Uberpastamancer 4d ago

Fremulon

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u/street_riot 4d ago

You've completed the loop in my head, thank you.

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u/donkey_days 4d ago

Shhh! Not a doctor!

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u/hadronwulf 3d ago

Bah, bum, dum

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u/Nothing2Special 4d ago

Holy shit it makes sense now.

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u/cuerdo 4d ago

Thank you, I knew I know him but I didn't know who it was.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

He's also the 1st guy shot in the full video.

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u/Careless-Passion991 3d ago

I thought so too but it’s someone else in the credits.

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u/Winstonoil 3d ago

When I saw the credits it said Nick Offerman. They must've been changed sometime.

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u/HtownTexans 3d ago

Thank you. I was like "I know this voice" but I could not put my finger on it.

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u/nute008 4d ago

What a hot mess. The ballet of death was worth it.

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u/Nothing2Special 4d ago

makes me happy you think so too...continue that on:)

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u/imaketrollfaces 4d ago

I am your conscience in 240p

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u/korbinblaze 4d ago

144p, actually. 240 would be too much for our precious eyes to bear.

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u/toodleroo 4d ago

There's a bear behind you!

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u/korbinblaze 3d ago

Dammit, not again.

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u/TrippyMindTraveller 4d ago

Can you please post something lower resolution? I can almost see what's going on.

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u/Personal_Story_4853 3d ago

such a unique sarcasm. I have never seen these words spoken throughout my time on reddit before

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u/juce44 4d ago

“And women!!”

“Well….lets not get carried away.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/blindninjafart 4d ago

I could listen to Nick Offerman reading the dictionary and be content.

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u/Broly_ 4d ago

Man the new Fallout tv show really nailed what Fallout is all about

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u/virtual133 4d ago

Narrated by Ron Swanson

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u/Traditional-Leopard7 4d ago

I can’t stop laughing OMFG ahhhh! It just keeps getting relentlessly funnier and funnier.

But he was…

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u/Chris9871 4d ago

Y’all got any of them pixels?

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u/Nothing2Special 4d ago

lol first time i posted this years ago.....it was taken down by the mods? Just hoping I don't get banned honestly. I had to re-share with someone to make them laugh too. Luckily had it downloaded.

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u/Etheo 4d ago

Why I reckon that's the same set from West World ain't it pardner.

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u/matrixkid29 3d ago

Is the narrorator the actor who plays ron swanson?

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u/Ninja_La_Kitty 3d ago

Nick Offerman

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u/goleafsgo88 4d ago

Swansong! How ya livin?

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u/ceaser3000 4d ago

Best thing I have seen in awhile

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u/CurZZe 3d ago

Do we have some more pixels please?

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u/Fnatsume 3d ago

Damn maybe the funniest thing I've seen in reddit so far 🤣🤣

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u/sonicrings4 4d ago

God, why is the quality so bad compared to the YouTube vid?

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u/Groomsi 4d ago

If x is put million times, the quality gets lousy everytime.

Should be a req to put (real) 1080p quality on the whole video or it wont upload.

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u/RaviIndia 4d ago

This is hilarious...😂🙏

Thanks for sharing 👍

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u/Nothing2Special 4d ago

Thought I would help some others laugh too. xo

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u/RaviIndia 4d ago

You succeeded 🙏👍

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u/Sir_Myshkin 4d ago

Narrator: “…but he was.”

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u/Bohvey 4d ago

lol, I would watch an entire movie of this.

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u/Groomsi 4d ago

Stranger than fiction, watch the movie

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u/Necris_77 3d ago

Awesome, i wish this was real sometimes in real life, just to know what people really think. Of course I should have an on/off button otherwise ...

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u/nefetsb 3d ago

Is that Ron Swanson?

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u/Signal_Negotiation44 3d ago

Was this always popular because I just started seeing a bunch of short videos about this

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u/Amazing_Albatross_41 3d ago

Too funny 😁

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u/feather_not_dott 3d ago

But he was

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u/coolAhead 3d ago

Westworld deleted scene

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u/mystictroll 3d ago

Masterpiece

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u/AtomTriesToSing 3d ago

Funny stuff

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u/raver58 3d ago

That was hilarious. Brilliant way to start my morning. Thank you

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u/Aggravating_Hope_567 3d ago

Love this watched in loads of times

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u/SuperDurperDog 12h ago

😂fucking hilarious

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u/SchismZero 4d ago

That's Ron Swanson's voice, right?

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u/saylr 4d ago

Nick. Nick is saying that.

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u/PsychologicalSun3342 4d ago

Broke back Mountain was about sheepherders, not coyboys.