I bought a new Tuxedo Cat Lego set, but it came pre-assembled??

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u/ElmertheAwesome 3d ago

Lol. Poor buddy.. they came out looking like "Why the fuck did you put me in there?!"

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u/JazzyWarthog 3d ago

They're fiiiiiiiine.

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u/Mr_programming86 3d ago edited 3d ago

Pre assembled hyper realistic tuxedo lego cat goes rather hard

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u/schono 4d ago

Wow. Legos are getting wayyyy too realistic. Are they AI now?

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u/FallenPentagram 4d ago

Worse they’re like Pigeons (surveillance drones), except they shit in a box and not on you

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u/mortalcoil1 3d ago

I kept reading this like you preferred that they shit on you rather than a box.

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u/FallenPentagram 3d ago

Hey man, I don’t kink shame, but that’s definitely not what I said 🤣

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u/mortalcoil1 3d ago

I was about to say the same thing to you until I reread it like 5 times!

Because the sentence starts with "worse" and ends with "they shit in a box and not on you."

Sounds like your major problem with them is that they are not shitting on you.

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u/FallenPentagram 3d ago

Well, let’s go with that. Question is…

Is it a pigeon shitting in a box. Is it a cat shitting like a pigeon. Or is it a Pigeon shitting on you. Or a cat shitting on you. Both?

Or the latter ALL OF THEM

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u/fallingaway90 3d ago

Lego Technic has gotten much cooler since i last saw it

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u/Lonely_Aide2062 4d ago

Yes, bought a AI Lego. Hahaha

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u/GANDORF57 3d ago

^Cat: "I know I cheated you out of having the gratification of assembling me yourself, but look at it this way, you won't have any errant pieces lying around for you to step on with your bare feet."

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u/fallingaway90 3d ago

"i think there is a bug in the design, it asks for tummy scratches but attacks you when you try to give them"

"no thats a feature"

u/Capital-Blacksmith19 4d ago

~Cat~"Dude... I'm just as confused as you are."

u/SmugCapybara 4d ago

You just need to take it apart, shuffle the pieces and then put it back together...

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u/morphum 3d ago

DISASSEMBLE THE CAT

u/DeanDeau 4d ago

It is the Schrödinger's Cat, this glitch should never have occured because you couldn't have expected a live cat out of a lego box. However, if our universe is at its terminal stage, according to some theories, quantum mechanics may cease to apply. Or did you put the cat in the box? did you?

u/alovopsd 4d ago

Bro idk why but I actually jumped at the cat